Japanese Guy Who Gets Hired To Do Nothing

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This guy offers his services of companionship at events, restaurants and other functions. He is not required to do or say anything. Just be there with the person who hired him. He does about three a day at $85.00 a pop plus expenses. Unreal.

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  • Profile picture of the author DWolfe
    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

    This guy offers his services of companionship at events, restaurants and other functions. He is not required to do or say anything. Just be there with the person who hired him. He does about three a day at $85.00 a pop plus expenses. Unreal.
    Did you submit your resume yet ;>)
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by DWolfe View Post

      Did you submit your resume yet ;>)
      Me:

      Cranky guy with peripheral neuropathy (winces occasionally) available as a companion to various events. Will deliver puns on request.

      Claude:

      A man of outstanding height and width will surely draw attention to you at any event. Great for sporting fixtures where he will deliver a Pitch if asked.

      Frank Donovan

      A mature man, now available, who will remain silent for most of the event, only to deliver an outrageously perceptive and funny one liner towards the end.

      Dan Riffle

      Hire him, no one will look down on you ever again with Dan by your side.
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        Me:

        Cranky guy with peripheral neuropathy (winces occasionally) available as a companion to various events. Will deliver puns on request.

        Claude:

        A man of outstanding height and width will surely draw attention to you at any event. Great for sporting fixtures where he will deliver a Pitch if asked.

        Frank Donovan

        A mature man, now available, who will remain silent for most of the event, only to deliver an outrageously perceptive and funny one liner towards the end.

        Dan Riffle

        Hire him, no one will look down on you ever again with Dan by your side.
        Hire Dan Riffle for a party. All the men there will feel taller, more competent, more manly, and more attractive to girls.

        Of course, if you replace the word "taller" with "thinner", you'll have my resume.
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  • Profile picture of the author Artkantos
    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

    This guy offers his services of companionship at events, restaurants and other functions. He is not required to do or say anything. Just be there with the person who hired him. He does about three a day at $85.00 a pop plus expenses. Unreal.

    https://www.bbc.com/reel/video/p0cqn...to-do-nothing-
    I know a lot of people who would be great at doing this...But this guy has the first mover advantage, so they will have to have a strong USP

    P.D.: Hopefully this doesn't become a thing...I have a feeling it will
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

    This guy offers his services of companionship at events, restaurants and other functions. He is not required to do or say anything. Just be there with the person who hired him. He does about three a day at $85.00 a pop plus expenses. Unreal.

    https://www.bbc.com/reel/video/p0cqn...to-do-nothing-
    Lots of escorts do this. They just attend events or go out to dinner with you.

    I have known employers that have hired people just to have someone to talk to during work hours....a sort of surrogate social life. I even have a friend that hired a man and a young woman. They did almost nothing. I talked to them both one day (When he was with a customer) and they told me they were being paid to be a surrogate friend and a girlfriend. They worked in a retail store but never talked to a customer. It was kind of weird.

    I never brought it up to my friend, because I know it would make him feel bad if he knew anyone thought of it that way.
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  • Profile picture of the author Jamell
    If you ask me he is smart .Do less for more .
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  • Profile picture of the author Odahh
    He is doing a lot more than nothing he is just doing nothing intimate or sexual. The escort stuff without the prostitution element.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    And THAT is when I knew 'claude is joking'....
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  • Profile picture of the author spartan14
    Well for me this guy its lucky .I know people who work hard work with animals ,agriculture for 7$ per day and they wake up at 4 in the morning
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  • Profile picture of the author Ken Leatherman
    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

    This guy offers his services of companionship at events, restaurants and other functions. He is not required to do or say anything. Just be there with the person who hired him. He does about three a day at $85.00 a pop plus expenses. Unreal.

    https://www.bbc.com/reel/video/p0cqn...to-do-nothing-
    3 a day @ $85 is a $7K month.

    I could do nothing for that.

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