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Finally Blond Man Joke

by Ken Leatherman
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  • Profile picture of the author Odahh
    Is it horrible you say dumb blonde male I think surfer dude who smokes way too much weed.
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    • Profile picture of the author Troy Arrandale
      Originally Posted by Odahh View Post

      Is it horrible you say dumb blonde male I think surfer dude who smokes way too much weed.
      aka the Sean Penn character in the movie "Fast Times At Ridgemont High" lol!
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      • Profile picture of the author Odahh
        Originally Posted by Troy Arrandale View Post

        aka the Sean Penn character in the movie "Fast Times At Ridgemont High" lol!
        I was thinking people I went to school with and I have met around the country. But it's common in movies to.
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    Two blondes walk into a bar & find two blonds.

    If'n they trooly stoopid, they dive in for immediate procreation, no questions asked.

    If'n they smart, they say, "no way, bcs blond!" an' "no way, bcs blonde!" -- preferably within the first 1,000 years of the encountah.

    (Jus' gotta watch our Es here, case'n we switch out to dissin' women steada imbeciles with way carzy hair. Ken was careful, the image is naht -- clearly written by sum self-deprecatin' blonde/blond imho. Fkrs will play for the glory, whatevah -- howevah intrinsickly lame they be.)
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    A tad off topic.

    Where did we get the meme about dumb Blondes?

    Was it in a movie? Does anyone know where this started?
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      A tad off topic.

      Where did we get the meme about dumb Blondes?

      Was it in a movie? Does anyone know where this started?
      I was thinking Marilyn Monroe. I was close-ish.

      https://www.refinery29.com/en-gb/dumb-blonde-stereotype
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      A tad off topic.

      Where did we get the meme about dumb Blondes?

      Was it in a movie? Does anyone know where this started?
      Interesting fact. In a post recently I talked about what we might have left on our "Bucket List" That term was never used and came into existence only after the 2007 film "The Bucket List" People think it has been around forever but nope. it was entirely made up for that film but many adopted it into their everyday language and has been used widely ever since.

      You know, like the term: "Androgenous Goatee Dwarf" that you coined a few years back. But that one failed to catch on.
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      • Profile picture of the author Odahh
        When asked his secret to putting on muscle the blonde body builder said "I have a hard time counting past five so I lift the heaviest weight I can lift for five reps . I think the steroids made my ADD worse "
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    Nope - 250 years ago with a French play that portrayed a dumb, blond courtesan.
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  • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

    I assumed either Marilyn Monroe or Jayne Mansfield. Neither of which were dumb.
    And neither of whom were natural blondes.

    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

    Interesting fact....
    Good for you, Mark. With your avatar, it took some guts to post in this thread.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

      And neither of whom were natural blondes.



      Good for you, Mark. With your avatar, it took some guts to post in this thread.
      I was very blond in my childhood. I could have auditioned for a part in the Midwich Cuckoos.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    And neither of whom were natural blondes.

    One of my favorite lines for years with casino customers was "so - natural blond, right?" Surprising how often someone did NOT catch the 'reference'....
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