Safe Penis Enlargment

So what do you have to make the damn thing smaller

When the cruise liner hits an ice berg, passengers run for the life boats.

I always heard that would make you go blind? or grow hair on your palms? or something like that!

Most men would benefit more from a belly dancing class than a larger penis. It ain't the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.

Besides, look at the other people in the class. Do you really need another reason?

Better?

And women still tell their men "size doesn't matter".....and men still believe that?

And any time the word "penis" is discussed, a few men must always mention "mine is fine".

So.....nothing's changed?

Definitely TMI.

Or park the volkswagon in a two car garage - now that should give a new twist to the topic. LOL.

Size does matter, but it's not important.

(Unless you're under 4 inches which then causes problems.) It matters in the same sense that a good waist-to-hip ratio matters to men. That's our preference and what we find most attractive. However, we still date - and are attracted to - women who don't have perfect curves.

Sometimes less attractive women make a deal out of penis size because it gives them a kind of power that more attractive women have by default.

Personally, I think men who are small/average should just be happy with what they've got. Because, unless they're good actors and can control their unconscious body language, they're going to communicate what size they are to women anyway and, possibly, that they're insecure.

They needn't be. Firstly because no one cares. And secondly most of them aren't "small" they're "average." In fact the vast majority of men (as in 70-80%) that order penis enlargement products are "average." Depending on where you get your information, the average size is 5.5 to 6.5 inches.

Some studies put it higher than 6.5, however, the data may be skewed because men who are "large" are more likely to take part in a survey and men who are "small" are more likely to exaggerate. There was a blind study where data was collected by physicians and according to them the average size is 5.3 inches.

In any case, one fascinating study was conducted where 2 groups of women were told to read a passage from what they believed was an adult romance novel and then to rate how attractive/sexy the man was. The researchers changed one detail. They changed the man's penis from "large" to "average." And, as you've probably guessed, there was no significant change to suggest that penis size is important.

And it isn't. Don't get me wrong, it certainly makes a difference, but it's not important. The most important thing for men is to be comfortable with what they've got. Remember some men have penises under 4 inches and it causes a lot of problems. (Maybe even suicide.)

So count yourselves lucky no matter what size you are.

If you've got a big missile and know how to launch it, you've got a much better chance than a little weenie with a squirt gun, no matter how handy he is with it.

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Prevert (like a pervert except weirder)






I know, I know, it takes one to know one

If survey sites don't work and you can't make any money on them, who is filling out all the surveys?

As George Carlin said, think about how stupid the average person is... then realise HALF of them are even stupider!