when we will see death of death?

32 replies
  • OFF TOPIC
  • |
really , when we will see ultimate death? where noone ever dies . I seriously want death to die finally.
  • Profile picture of the author Radix
    Originally Posted by ankur sharma View Post

    really , when we will see ultimate death? where noone ever dies . I seriously want death to die finally.

    Not the dude who thought he could fly.

    Actually that's not accurate as he did fly and very well. It was the landing that apparently caused 100% of the problems.
    Signature
    Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
    -Groucho Marx
    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1419776].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author Thomas
    Originally Posted by ankur sharma View Post

    Re: when we will see death of death?
    Most likely the day after tomorrow.
    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1419932].message }}
    • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
      Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

      Most likely the day after tomorrow.
      I thought it was going to be on a Friday...
      Signature
      Professional Googler
      {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1419946].message }}
      • Profile picture of the author Thomas
        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

        I thought it was going to be on a Friday...
        It was, but they had to move it forward.
        {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1420010].message }}
        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Death is dead, otherwise death wouldn't be death, it would be alive!

          Personally, from what I see going on all over the world, I won't be crying and begging to stay when death knocks at my door!

          I just live every moment to the greatest degree that is within me, enjoy the steps I take, the people I know and yet will know, treat everyone with respect so that I have no regrets when death hits! I live life as if there is no tomorrow!

          MissTerraK
          {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1420113].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author johnlagoudakis
    Death has already been conquered.
    Signature
    Need help getting more leads and sales? *** Click here to work with me ***
    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1419954].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author myob
    How would you get back at people who piss you off?
    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1420133].message }}
    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by myob View Post

      How would you get back at people who piss you off?
      I guess the two of you would be in a pi**ing match forever, and ever and ever!

      What a way to live forever, eh?
      MissTerraK
      {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1420216].message }}
      • Profile picture of the author myob
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        I guess the two of you would be in a pi**ing match forever, and ever and ever!
        As it is now, the match ends when one or the other sputters out or keels over.
        The winner then moves up to a higher level of existence.
        {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1420292].message }}
        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by myob View Post

          As it is now, the match ends when one or the other sputters out or keels over.
          The winner then moves up to a higher level of existence.
          Does that mean they don't ever have to pi** ever again?

          MissTerraK
          {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1420305].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author TLTheLiberator
    I'll never die!

    I'll just move on to a higher level of existence.


    TL
    Signature

    "It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. -- Mark Twain

    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1420288].message }}
    • Profile picture of the author beachrat
      Originally Posted by TLTheLiberator View Post

      I'll never die!

      I'll just move on to a higher level of existence.


      TL
      DAMN RIGHT!!
      {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1423587].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author Indiana
    Banned
    [DELETED]
    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1420349].message }}
    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by Indiana View Post

      There will come a moment,
      all flesh will know it in the twinkling of an eye,
      a cone of light will descend from the stars,
      and death its self will die...
      Oh Indy, Mon ami,

      How very eloquent! Is this cone of light a black hole moved on to a higher level of enlightenment?:p

      MissTerraK
      {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1420382].message }}
      • Profile picture of the author myob
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Does that mean they don't ever have to pi** ever again?

        MissTerraK
        I am not as eloquent as Indy in expression, but when someone keels over during this tournment of a life of pissing, their perspective actually changes in the twinkling of an eye. The exchange of bodily fluids is on a much higher plane, and there is a twinkle in both eyes. But that's getting deeply into religion, which is prohibited here.

        Real, earthy pissing tournaments has been going on for centuries, and was highly revered, as shown by Babylonian, Greek, and Roman statues. Society has lost touch of its true meaning and expression, and it is becoming a lost art, very much like the Greek tragedies themselves.

        True pissing does require a certain finesse, much like expression in fine art. A group of men pissing together in unison is a sight to behold, especially when targeting a common object de art. If it gets out of hand, however, that's when things can get ugly and they turn on each other. In a pissing tournament, there are always the winners and the losers, the zappers and the zapped, the sputters and the streamers. Pissing lives forever, but pissers never do.

        I hope that answers your question about how you can make a bit of heaven right here on earth.
        {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1420468].message }}
        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by myob View Post

          I am not as eloquent as Indy in expression, but when someone keels over during this tournment of a life of pissing, their perspective actually changes in the twinkling of an eye. The exchange of bodily fluids is on a much higher plane, and there is a twinkle in both eyes. But that's getting deeply into religion, which is prohibited here.

          Real, earthy pissing tournaments has been going on for centuries, and was highly revered, as shown by Babylonian, Greek, and Roman statues. Society has lost touch of of its true meaning and expression, and it is becoming a lost art, very much like the Greek tragedies themselves.

          True pissing does require a certain finesse, much like expression in fine art. A group of men pissing together in unison is a sight to behold, especially when targeting a common object de art. If it gets out of hand, however, that's when things can get ugly and they turn on each other. In an pissing tournament, there are always the winners and the losers, the zappers and the zapped, the sputters and the streamers. Pissing lives forever, but pissers never do.

          I hope that answers your question about how you can make a bit of heaven right here on earth.
          Paul,
          So kind of you to take the time to do your research for me, and I agree 100 percent with the deeply prohibited here part, that's why my answers are what they are!

          Moving right along, how does that history of those matches help a lady?
          MissTerraK
          {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1420485].message }}
          • Profile picture of the author eshera
            Thanks a lot, I read this thread and started laughing so hard that I cried AND almost peed pants....don't know how that contributes, but thank you anyway!
            Signature
            There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
            {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1420510].message }}
          • Profile picture of the author myob
            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            ...Moving right along, how does that history of those matches help a lady?
            MissTerraK
            History has shown that ladies are attracted to the best pisser. Don't you believe in love at first sight?
            {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1420526].message }}
        • Profile picture of the author NyceGuy
          Originally Posted by myob View Post

          I am not as eloquent as Indy in expression, but when someone keels over during this tournment of a life of pissing, their perspective actually changes in the twinkling of an eye. The exchange of bodily fluids is on a much higher plane, and there is a twinkle in both eyes. But that's getting deeply into religion, which is prohibited here.

          Real, earthy pissing tournaments has been going on for centuries, and was highly revered, as shown by Babylonian, Greek, and Roman statues. Society has lost touch of its true meaning and expression, and it is becoming a lost art, very much like the Greek tragedies themselves.

          True pissing does require a certain finesse, much like expression in fine art. A group of men pissing together in unison is a sight to behold, especially when targeting a common object de art. If it gets out of hand, however, that's when things can get ugly and they turn on each other. In a pissing tournament, there are always the winners and the losers, the zappers and the zapped, the sputters and the streamers. Pissing lives forever, but pissers never do.

          I hope that answers your question about how you can make a bit of heaven right here on earth.

          Hmmmm....
          {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1426916].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author KenThompson
    Wow, pissing as a metaphor for the alpha male. Who IS that
    guy?

    Ok. Hate to throw a wrench into the works, but...

    Death has never existed.

    I'm sure Paul can take it from here quite nicely. Paul?
    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1420586].message }}
    • Profile picture of the author ankur sharma
      Originally Posted by KenThompson View Post

      Wow, pissing as a metaphor for the alpha male. Who IS that
      guy?

      Ok. Hate to throw a wrench into the works, but...

      Death has never existed.

      I'm sure Paul can take it from here quite nicely. Paul?
      lol, pretty creative people here. I didnt know this area of forum got so many eyeballs and its so much fun.
      {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1420608].message }}
      • Profile picture of the author myob
        Originally Posted by ankur sharma View Post

        lol, pretty creative people here. I didnt know this area of forum got so many eyeballs and its so much fun.
        Thank you, Ankur. It has been fun! Hope you enjoy this journey of life. Live, love, laugh and be happy. We see many sorrows together, only temporary, but our friendships live forever. God bless you.
        {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1420771].message }}
    • Profile picture of the author myob
      Originally Posted by KenThompson View Post

      Wow, pissing as a metaphor for the alpha male. Who IS that
      guy?

      Ok. Hate to throw a wrench into the works, but...

      Death has never existed.

      I'm sure Paul can take it from here quite nicely. Paul?

      Well, I would like to ... really ... but ... you see ... I'm really afraid ...

      I mean really really afraid ... that my wife would kill me ... if I did ...

      something like that in front of her, or if she saw me misbehaving ...

      outside the ... beta testing mode. And I just peed my pants again.
      {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1420682].message }}
      • Profile picture of the author KenThompson
        Originally Posted by myob View Post

        Well, I would like to ... really ... but ... you see ... I'm really afraid ...

        I mean really really afraid ... that my wife would kill me ... if I did ...

        something like that in front of her, or if she saw me misbehaving ...

        outside the ... beta testing mode. And I just peed my pants again.

        That's one carefully worded post. Actually, I was speaking in figurative terms,
        not literal. Sort of a double metaphor.

        I'm truly sorry to hear of your accident.

        Take care.
        {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1420872].message }}
      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by myob View Post

        Well, I would like to ... really ... but ... you see ... I'm really afraid ...

        I mean really really afraid ... that my wife would kill me ... if I did ...

        something like that in front of her, or if she saw me misbehaving ...

        outside the ... beta testing mode. And I just peed my pants again.
        Doesn't she want to kill you for peeing your pants all the time?

        Or do you hide the soiled things and wash them later?:p

        Just for you, Paul:

        death to all pee-pee pants!

        MissTerraK
        {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1421483].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author artwebster
    There is no way that death can die and since there is no shortage of dead people there is no danger that the condition will disappear soon either.

    To imagine that there is a living entity called Death who will visit each of us at our 'sell by' date is a charming one. It also raises the interesting question of who will visit Death at his sell by date.

    The idea of no more death presupposes that ill health and corporeal decay has also been conquered. Imagine trying to count the wrinkles on a 600 year old.
    Signature

    You might not like what I say - but I believe it.
    Build it, make money, then build some more
    Some old school smarts would help - and here's to Rob Toth for his help. Bloody good stuff, even the freebies!

    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1421412].message }}
    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by artwebster View Post

      There is no way that death can die and since there is no shortage of dead people there is no danger that the condition will disappear soon either.

      To imagine that there is a living entity called Death who will visit each of us at our 'sell by' date is a charming one. It also raises the interesting question of who will visit Death at his sell by date.

      The idea of no more death presupposes that ill health and corporeal decay has also been conquered. Imagine trying to count the wrinkles on a 600 year old.
      ALL of them? Ewww! I'll give you that honor!

      Let me just say that there are many different types of deaths, each leading to a renewal or new beginning stage, it is a vital part to all life, so I am not afraid of death!

      MissTerraK
      {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1421473].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author TLTheLiberator
    Did someone live 900 years?





    But who calls that living...




    ... when gals are not giving....





    ... to a guy...





    ... who's...

















    ... 900 years?





    From the play Porgy & Bess...
    Signature

    "It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. -- Mark Twain

    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1421451].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author KenThompson
    Perspective and energy states. Not word play, either.
    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1421490].message }}
    • Profile picture of the author myob
      LOL, Ken! I just couldn't resist word play with the The Alpha-Beta male.

      But, there are many kinds of death, to paraphrase a famous quote that came from Shakespeare:

      Cowards die many times before their deaths;
      The valiant never taste of death but once.
      Of all the wonders that I yet have heard,
      It seems to me most strange that men should fear;
      Seeing that death, a necessary end,
      Will come when it will come.
      William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

      Caesar's wife, Calpurnia, had dreams in which her husband was murdered. At Caesar's request, the priests sacrificed an animal which, upon being cut open, was discovered to have no heart. And so they sent word to Caesar that he should stay home on this fateful day, the Ides of March, which the soothsayer had already warned him about earlier in the play. Caesar muses, "What can be avoided /Whose end is purposed by the mighty gods?" In other words, if the gods are predicting that he is going to die, then how will he get around it? He goes on to encourage his wife with the now-famous lines, finding it strange that people fear death so much, when death is inevitable in every one's life. Caesar was a strong and brave man, and did not waste precious hours of his life anticipating tragedy.
      {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1422284].message }}
      • Profile picture of the author TLTheLiberator
        Originally Posted by myob View Post

        LOL, Ken! I just couldn't resist word play with the The Alpha-Beta male.

        But, there are many kinds of death, to paraphrase a famous quote that came from Shakespeare:

        Cowards die many times before their deaths;
        The valiant never taste of death but once.
        Of all the wonders that I yet have heard,
        It seems to me most strange that men should fear;
        Seeing that death, a necessary end,
        Will come when it will come.
        William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

        Caesar's wife, Calpurnia, had dreams in which her husband was murdered. At Caesar's request, the priests sacrificed an animal which, upon being cut open, was discovered to have no heart. And so they sent word to Caesar that he should stay home on this fateful day, the Ides of March, which the soothsayer had already warned him about earlier in the play. Caesar muses, "What can be avoided /Whose end is purposed by the mighty gods?" In other words, if the gods are predicting that he is going to die, then how will he get around it? He goes on to encourage his wife with the now-famous lines, finding it strange that people fear death so much, when death is inevitable in every one's life. Caesar was a strong and brave man, and did not waste precious hours of his life anticipating tragedy.

        Caesar should have anticipated the senate's move and at least had a bunch of body guards with him at all times.

        How many of those senators would have been willing to die right then and there to take Caesar out?

        Octavian/Augustus did not make that mistake.


        TL
        Signature

        "It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. -- Mark Twain

        {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1423169].message }}
        • Profile picture of the author myob
          Originally Posted by TLTheLiberator View Post

          Caesar should have anticipated the senate's move and at least had a bunch of body guards with him at all times.

          How many of those senators would have been willing to die right then and there to take Caesar out?

          Octavian/Augustus did not make that mistake.


          TL
          That would have totally ruined Shakespeare's play, and messed up the quote.
          In reality, I don't think Caesar even had a clue what was going on.
          {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1423554].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author RiorWar
    Originally Posted by ankur sharma View Post

    really , when we will see ultimate death? where noone ever dies . I seriously want death to die finally.
    Thats easy, it will happen at the end of the world when the scripture says there will be no more death and that death will be the last enemy to be defeated
    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[1425620].message }}

Trending Topics