I'm thinking this could also be ads for a new type of crash diet that's about to break into the marketing world

They look a bit more muscular than some of those Olympic cyclists.

Last year, my neighbor and I had a set of 10 skeletons playing football across our front yard.

This IS fun!

I am working on Halloween products right now.

Getting an earlier start than last year where I waited until October.

One of my themes is skeleton related.

Several years ago I wrote all the descriptions (costumes) for a major Halloween costume site. It was exhausting trying to come up with good, interesting descriptions but fun, too, and it paid very well.


Neighbors had two skeletons walking just off the rural road where we live - with a skeleton dog on a leash. The road is very light traffic but every car that went by at night hit their brakes.

Turns out I am so Skel I disappeah from view 50%a the time I pirouette.

For sure, it is a CURSE (my Halloween Natch), but I would rathah flaunt muh boobies exotically on a 50% remainin' ticket than be 100% guaranteed to KILL SUMONE'S DOG simply by BENDIN' OVAH jus' bcs I gaht TWINNED SQUIDOES OF CONCUSSION swingin' in a deadly fashin from offa MUH VERY TORSO.

That is why I love so the wasted chick vibe of evry Halloween skello you see checkin' the local stores for spray-on flesh bcs they heard 'bout BLACK MONDAY from beyond the grave.

Guy skellies mostly jus' attack evrywan.

An' natchrl animyool skellies are mostly levelin' up on a lifetime of provoked aggression survival stuffs.

Hey, but I would wanna look ahead to Halloween always.

She is a myth bitch of unrelentin' soul powah.

An' when Armageddon hits, she will be the last to trooly die.

That is the 'fun' part of Halloween.

Which is why we all love it so.*

It just so happens there is an article on CNN today about why stores are putting Halloween stuff out already this year.

The title of the article is: 'Retailers are tricking consumers into spending more with earlier-than-ever Halloween rollout'

Thought is was sort of interesting

Now you've done it....

Yea!

Count your lucky stars that l didn't mention Mother Hubbard,..that is all l can say,...boy!

Sorry l don't understand the question did you mean

Bee Gees
Born to be Alive - Patrick Hernandez
Most politicians

What a bunch of skellie. You made my day Kay. Pretty sure I saw
my Mother-in-Laws skellie.

Cobard is the noo AI mythmaker platform gets evrywan singin' along.

They gaht Halloween 2025-30 undah wraps, an the upsells for 2024 were figured Spring 2023.

Course'n, if'n you an actshwl undead SKELLIE, you don't give AF.

As does nowan who evah DIED who mostly HAUNTS US alla the time ceptin' for HALLOWEEN.

(This all goes back frickin' millennia btw.)

Which is why anywan plannin' ahead for the Lweenstah gaht a head start -- speshly if'n guillotines involved.

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More skellies - it's getting to be that time of year.... a local family do skeleton poses based on movies

https://www.facebook.com/groups/237337052612624

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https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2182758858774789


Even skeletons can be turned into good deeds.

Way to go Tammy! That was a good story, he isn't bothering anyone. People should mind their business instead of sending him religious complaints. He's a decent guy to go out and dedicate a setup to her.

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