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Your Last Meal On Earth?

by lanfear63
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You are on death row, you have a last meal, anything of your choice, (although I know many states have restricted in what you can have) anything you desire, what would it be?

Mine would be the following.

Cuts of tender roast lamb with mint sauce, roasted potatoes, peas and baby carrots. All with lashings of rich brown gravy.

As a desert it would be strawberries and Ice cream. Yum. I would also like to smoke a fine cigar. Not a drinker much these days but a Blue Moon Lager with a slice of orange in it would go down well.
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

    You are on death row, you have a last meal, anything of your choice, (although I know many states have restricted in what you can have) anything you desire, what would it be?

    Mine would be the following.

    Cuts of tender roast lamb with mint sauce, roasted potatoes, peas and baby carrots. All with lashings of rich brown gravy.

    As a desert it would be strawberries and Ice cream. Yum. I would also like to smoke a fine cigar. Not a drinker much these days but a Blue Moon Lager with a slice of orange in it would go down well.
    Me probably a Big Mac large fries and large Coke, with a caramel sundae since the first makes me feel sick afterwards and the ice cream is up for grabs?

    And afterwards the largest cigar on the planet using 100 AU note to light it and the most expensive brandy on earth so l can get drunk before l lose my head?

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  • Profile picture of the author Monetize
    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

    You are on death row, you have a last meal, anything of your choice, (although I know many states have restricted in what you can have) anything you desire, what would it be?

    Mine would be the following.

    Cuts of tender roast lamb with mint sauce, roasted potatoes, peas and baby carrots. All with lashings of rich brown gravy.

    As a desert it would be strawberries and Ic.e cream. Yum. I would also like to smoke a fine cigar. Not a drinker much these days but a Blue Moon Lager with a slice of orange in it would go down well.

    Could we have a last meal without being on death row.

    What sort of people do you think we are?

    Anyway, if I had a choice of a last meal, it would be an endless all-you-can-eat buffet.

    It would be a gourmet feast consisting of prime rib, lobster, fine cheeses and wines.

    And all my favorite things like Rocky Road ice cream and Black Forest cake.

    After this meal, I would probably die from eating too much.

    BTW, I'll be going to Heaven because I was never on death row or evil.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Monetize View Post

      Could we have a last meal without being on death row.

      What sort of people do you think we are?

      Anyway, if I had a choice of a last meal, it would be an endless all-you-can-eat buffet.

      It would be a gourmet feast consisting of prime rib, lobster, fine cheeses and wines.

      And all my favorite things like Rocky Road ice cream and Black Forest cake.

      After this meal, I would probably die from eating too much.

      BTW, I'll be going to Heaven because I was never on death row or evil.
      If you are terminally ill and sick you may have no appetite for that last meal. If you were suicidal then it could also not be a priority. So I made it easy for you in relatively sound mind and body and urgency so you could really concentrate on what you would like and appreciate.
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      • Profile picture of the author discrat
        probably a ribeye steak from cheese crack factory along with a loaded bake potato and of course a slice of turtle cheese cake
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        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
          Originally Posted by discrat View Post

          probably a ribeye steak from cheese crack factory along with a loaded bake potato and of course a slice of turtle cheese cake
          What's a "cheese crack factory"
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          • Profile picture of the author discrat
            Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

            What's a "cheese crack factory"
            where mini mouse stays high all day
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        If you are terminally ill and sick you may have no appetite for that last meal. If you were suicidal then it could also not be a priority. So I made it easy for you in relatively sound mind and body and urgency so you could really concentrate on what you would like and appreciate.
        Do you really think that...knowing it was your last day alive...you would have an appetite?

        Personally, I'd be thinking...."What a waste of a good meal".

        My guess is that, if you were still thinking of food that last day,,.,you don't really understand what is about to happen to you.

        And....If I ate a decent meal that last day, I'm imaging that I'd vomit it up a few seconds before I was executed....or it might come out the other way.
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        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          Do you really think that...knowing it was your last day alive...you would have an appetite?

          Personally, I'd be thinking...."What a waste of a good meal".

          My guess is that, if you were still thinking of food that last day,,.,you don't really understand what is about to happen to you.

          And....If I ate a decent meal that last day, I'm imaging that I'd vomit it up a few seconds before I was executed....or it might come out the other way.

          The practice, apparently has now been abolished in TX or at least limited to what can be made in the prison kitchens.

          Perhaps I should change it to if you could eat your ultimate meal, no expense spared, what would it be?

          Looking forward to your choices
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

            The practice, apparently has now been abolished in TX or at least limited to what can be made in the prison kitchens.

            Perhaps I should change it to if you could eat your ultimate meal, no expense spared, what would it be?

            Looking forward to your choices
            I don't know...I'm a very meat and potatoes kind of eater. A good steak, well done, maybe a light beer,,,or a cup of coffee. My Dad and I share this trait. No matter where we are, you can count on one hand the variety of what we would order.
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            • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              A good steak, well done,
              You can have one but not both.
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          =Claude Whitacre

          Personally, I'd be thinking...."What a waste of a good meal".

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          I second that,... does this forum have a vote button?

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  • Profile picture of the author discrat
    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

    . I would also like to smoke a fine cigar. Not a drinker much these days but a Blue Moon Lager with a slice of orange in it would go down well.
    I must admit fantastic choices
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Let's start with a whiskey flight: Pappy, Angel's Envy Rye, and, maybe Old Forrester Prohibition.

    Appetizer: lightly breaded and fried artichoke hearts with a lemon beurre sauce, and some crispy hot buffalo wings (flats only, small not those jumbo abominations) washed down with a tall Left Hand Nitro Milk Stout and a tall Royal Docks Lovibond.

    Find the nearest smokehouse and bring me one of everything (but double up the burnt ends). If they're gonna light me up, I plan on firing back.

    For dessert? S'mores...and the rest of that Pappy.
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  • Profile picture of the author Odahh
    I don't have an ultimate meal. I live in Las Vegas and I have friends who are chefs and I can cook a range of things that taste good to me.

    The changes to my taste buds over the last few years I really don't enjoy more than a small portion of something really fatty or sweet. So a lot of American food doesn't taste good to me in American size portions haha.
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  • Profile picture of the author emptyuser1234
    Hmm.

    Probably a khao soi thai curry...

    It's one of the most amazingly delicious things I've ever eaten, but wreaks havoc on my stomach. Knowing I wouldn't have to deal with the aftereffects would be a nice little silver lining!
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  • Profile picture of the author Cinarcinar
    what a nice topic lol , well , i think it will be well fried meat , vegetable salad and banana juice
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  • Profile picture of the author hitherestranger39
    I'd go for a massive ribeye steak, cooked medium-rare, with garlic butter on top.
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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    Question you gotta ask is ...

    PRINCESS INCINERATES YR FAYVRITTS (while simultaneously factorin' in the Poison/Puke Facktah)

    Or ...

    sum randahm person cooks up stuff might naht be yr #1 prefrence.

    WARNING!
    YOU COULD ASCTSCHLLY DIE NOW
    DUPPENDIN' ON YR CHOICE!

    Less'n you peelin' a banana, mebbe.

    I gaht talints in this area an' guarantee always to bite down to the end.
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  • Profile picture of the author Ellen Parker
    1 egg 1 potatto
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    • Profile picture of the author DWolfe
      Originally Posted by Ellen Parker View Post

      1 egg 1 potatto
      Fried, Poach, Sunny side up, scrambled, or hard boiled? Hash browns, mashed, or baked?
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  • Profile picture of the author harry2356
    For me, it'd be a big plate of biryani with raita and spicy chicken curry on the side. For dessert, definitely warm chocolate lava cake with vanilla ice cream
    And yeah, I'd probably want a cold Coke to wash it all down. Simple but perfect.
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