Don't set new years resolutions

Exactly !!!! i started my goal today to shed 50 lbs. i decided last night i wasn't waiting til jan 1st.

As you said best time to start is NOW

plz dowint muh boobies sag plz dowint muh boobies sag plz dowint muh boobies sag

so, yeah -- what canya do?

Upwire so Madonna you cain't evah pass airport security?

Wear crazy heels so's worst can happin is you dangyool provock?

Botox so hellbent you cain't evin pee bcs bloated sphynxo?

Tellya, more I figure life as a natchrl Princess, more I see resolooshn is more flowah than powah.

(An accommodayschwaahn, if you will, with next best steps forefront on yr directshna travel.)

This way, we all fyootyoorin' out togathah trinsickly same.

Like that ain't the trooth anyways, yanno.

Venrbyool & nooborn. Experts & noobs. Lucky & challenged. Tamarasouls & tamarasouls.

2026 here for evrywan' steppin' out into her virgin abundance, I guess.

Jus' gotta treat her with doo respect & reverence.

Bcs ain't evry unfoldin' seckind a manifestayschwaahn of the impossibyool?


So spin yr woist now before you gotta settle for pyooweer CRAP!

Now I'm totally confused.

My New Year's resolution was going to be to procrastinate more.

Might have to leave that one until 2027.

The new year has always been a perfect time for new beginnings.

For internet marketers, or however you refer to yourself, it's a good
time to establish realistic goals and expectations for what you plan
to accomplish over the course of the year and beyond.

How you set up your to-do lists, planners and trackers is up to you,
but having written business plans and strategies is important if you
want to change, improve, and achieve your goals.

If you have an income goal, write down the exact dollar amount
and you're more likely to attain it than if you just think about it.

Getting yourself organized is important, so just do that!

Happy Holidays Warriors!!!

For anywan ain't nowtissed, it is CHRISTMAS.

Maxo trads dangled from wherevah, Dickens & Bing weavin' deep into yr very festive soul -- plus also alla the fartsilishs veg you gonna consoom bcs granma dowint frickin' cayurre no more 'bout gratooitous exhilayshwaahn bein' any kinda ishoo.

You can almost bathe your heart in this moment.

It is wondrous.

As if heralded from afar, durrect to yr choice of Festive Panties.

So ima runnin' with BIG OLE REINDEER MYTHOS this year for my celebratory fabric-2-pelvicgoidle slappos.

Yanno, way cray whammo red button smack center on yr joosylishest areah.

(What a pernickety consoomah of my owin preffoes I be. Front. Back. Eithah.)

Thing is tho, we all know these midwintsy celebs gotta pass.

All succor we mustahed since Jan 25 now evaps ... all rest we earned says hey get ready for adventurous toil anew ... plus if'n yr festive panties DISAPPOINTED, you gaht all the hunnessussary hassle of claimin' back yr cash from mebbe sum towtilly intractubyool moron.

My point is: Santa, an' bebby Jeezis, an' yr entire 'let's WOW the neighbourhood with our *FLASH* *FLASH* *FLASH* Snowman/Reindeer/Belovedcatwelosttokidneyrot Illumination Experience you can see from like frickin' VENUS' ...

yeah, alla *that* stuff

is so ovah

soon as

2026

speaks

her name.

"Yeah, so fold up the tinsel neato. Or smoke it. IDC."

"This 2027? Or '28? Quit bein' so anal an' perdantick!"

"You said you wanted yr figgy puddin' FLAMED. Naht my fault nowan gaht a single hayurre left on thuh evin hayidds."

What wretches we are to pass into tamara this way.

Like the unfoldin' of the inevitabyool/non-inevitabyool feachers us minimally/disproportionately!

(I ain't no math gal: mebbe we can git Alex Cohen to proffeure a final woid here.)

Actschly, to hell with parentheses, I wanna git all hyperbolic till'n I cain't walk straight!

As if I were to make a single wish.

Candle lit. Candle blown.

Loominayschwaahn in the dark, all yr own.

* gathahs pauses, like a cat without a thesaurus *

What a feast we make of leftovahs before uncertainty compels us once more to merely wish.

2026 says I AM INEVITABLE.

So kitschy!

So bitchy!

Like we ain't nevah seen nuthin' like this before!

Suddenly alla yr uhtcearesy swankocraft can summon wondahs from the seemingly diminished beyond!

Hey, yeah, but we gotta feast sum before all succor of 2025 turns to dust.

I would wish always for a certain lustiness regardin' the passage of time.

Like I am angel an' harlot in equal measure.

All odds before Moi, castin' as they will ... an' I gaht skip.

Worst thing evah?

Seems Mom gaht scheemoes for bonin' me up on full honors TURKEY STUFFIN' this year dusspite mosta my vestibyool experience havin' zero impact to date with nuthin' paltry.

Likely I will glaze a few cherries as an act of soopreme petulance as I engage with the necessary fistin' of the culinary centerpiece.

Your Christmas anythin' like this?

FFS shoot yusself while you gaht streyingth!

* actschly pauses now, yogah gal purpose all flahped out like a squid catapulted inta sum moon-sized jelly *

Ha ha, so ... 2026, yanno?

Inevitabyool ... but not incontrovertibyool.

Unwitnessed ... but not unforeseen.

Sumplace we all gowin'.

Days we soon be seen.

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Sometimes it do motivate you if you set a new goal for a New year but end of the day well sometimes things don't always work for what you have plan etc. Whereas some don't set just let nature take it course. As sometimes you set new target etc will stress you up.

My experience is that if you say you are going to set a New Year's resolution, and you don't start until the new year.....

You subconsciously know you aren't really going to do it. Setting a start date in the future means you want to feel like you are accomplishing something, without any effort right now.

In other words, it's a dream, an aspiration...not really something you are going to do.

I've never seen an exception to this in anyone I've ever heard that sets a New Year's resolution....before the new year.

An analogy is the person who orders exercise equipment to lose weight and get in shape...while believing that the act of ordering the thing is actually doing something.....and they still gorge themselves while it's shipped.

Humans.

Agree best moment to do it is now

act now and dont wait for new year resolutions

its ok to set some new year resolutions but the important thing its how you plan your day and how productive you are