The Funniest Way I've Ever Heard To Stop A Cheating Husband

A woman had this husband who she knew was cheating on a regular basis but she was determined to keep her family together.

As long as he worked, brought his money home and didn't abuse her or the children she would stay in the marriage.

This wife knew that whenever her husband would get a little extra cash he would go blow it on his mistress and leave very little for her.

One weekend the wife and her girlfriend was getting ready to leave for a weekend trip, (children were with other family members) when she found out that her husband was about to receive a large bonus check from his employer.

Since she knew the husband would blow most of the money on his mistress she decided to come up with an ingenious plan to stop him from cashing the check without her being present (she wanted to get half of the check for her and then kids).

That night after her husband fell asleep drunk, she decided to reach in his mouth and slowly remove his upper teeth partial plate.

She knew the husband would never allow his mistress to see him without his partial in his mouth (mistress never knew it was there).

The wife then placed the partial in a secure hiding place and went on her trip. Low and behold when the wife arrived home from her trip her husband was still home and waiting to ask his wife to help him find his partial.

The wife acted like she was confused as to why and how he could lose his partial for a whole weekend.

The husband complained about how he was not able to go out at all to enjoy his weekend. The wife just laughed quietly to herself.

All of a sudden the wife says, "honey, I found your partial!"

She asked her husband about the check and they both went to the bank to cash it, she got her half and he got his.

NOTE: This is an actual true story!

Jim