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Tiger Penis Sales Exploding!

by derekwong28
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Motley
    i've always heard rhino horn was a similar cure.

    And i've often wondered, what the conversation was like that led up to the first guy testing these concoctions
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    • Profile picture of the author PlumGreekMob
      Originally Posted by Michael Motley View Post


      And i've often wondered, what the conversation was like that led up to the first guy testing these concoctions
      I had the same thought.

      For some reason i was thinking of tiger woods when i read the title and started laughing.


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  • Profile picture of the author Tom318
    This reminds me of that Calvin and Hobbes' strip - "whoever was the first person who said 'I'll just squeeze this and drink whatever comes out of it' ?"
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    OH GOD! I should have seen THIS coming. I thought you meant the golf player. 8-O!

    Steve
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    • Profile picture of the author derekwong28
      Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

      OH GOD! I should have seen THIS coming. I thought you meant the golf player. 8-O!

      Steve
      This is what I meant! In fact sales of tiger penises were going down.

      http://www.news-medical.net/news/2005/10/10/13664.aspx

      Perhaps his escapades will boast sales!
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Motley
    Its almost like a punchline to a joke..

    'Yes, we have a solution to your low labido...its in the crotch of that 1000lb cat with huge claws that just killed that wildabeast.'
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  • Profile picture of the author John M Kane
    so...how much is that made for adsense site bringing in?
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      And for stupid myths like this, wildlife is destroyed.
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      • Profile picture of the author derekwong28
        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        And for stupid myths like this, wildlife is destroyed.
        That is why there is very little wildlife in China, as Prince Phillip put it to the WWF in 1986

        "If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an airplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it."
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        Do not get between a wombat and a chocolate biscuit; you will regret it dearly!

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  • Profile picture of the author The_Slippery_Pie
    Andrew Zimmerman would eat it.
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  • Profile picture of the author christftw
    Awk-ward. . .
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  • Profile picture of the author bozz723
    Thought you meant Tiger Woods also..haha.
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  • Profile picture of the author automarketting
    This is such a stupid cause to destroy the wildlife. plz don't kill any wild life for such reasons.
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Motley
    How did the first guy that came up with this cure figure this out? Put yourself in his shoes for a moment, his labido is low, his wife(s) are griping because he's not taking care of them.

    Now while you're in that state of mind...exactly how does the thought 'the only way i can fix my problem is to eat the penis of a tiger' come up?
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