Old fart football anyone?

by garyv

Posted: 14 years ago 3 replies

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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'The old man replied, 'its fart football'. A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says 'Touchdown, tie score'. After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7'. Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score'. Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14'. Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally lets out a little extra in the bed. The wife says, 'What the heck was that?'The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides'.

David Rosa 14 years ago

lol... that was kinda funny
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  garyv 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MarkAndrews IMCopywriting
  
  I hope you've got that fifty bucks set aside Gary.
  
  3 Nil remember.
  
  You're on - should be fun to watch...
  
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garyv 14 years ago

LOL - I hope you have a great new year as well, and hope that you at least make $50 more this year than last (A good charity needs it).

Right now I'm waiting for Sunday to get here, to see if my beginning of the season Bret Favre predictions will come true, or if the Cowboys will have me eating my words. And I know what you're going to say - "Who cares - that's not really football!" am I right?
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