9. You are so offended that there is no #9 in the list, you feel compelled to add one.

Love it!!!

YouTube - The Beatles - The White Album - Revolution 9

lol! this made me smile and laughed!

hehe, that's funny

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to helpyou carry in the groceries.

hmmmm, I've pulled up my street and used my cell phone to tell someone to come out and open the garage for me :p

16. You wake up in the middle of the night worrying about your backlinks (I've done that...).