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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what
happens."

Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?" No response.

So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets no response so, He walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again there is no response. So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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"James, for the FIFTH time I've said, CHICKEN!"
  • Profile picture of the author Lou Diamond
    Hello,
    I am hard of hearing in my left ear,
    I went for a hearing aid test and I am not a candidate to use a hearing aid as it will not help.
    My family is no help as they make fun of my hearing loss.
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    • Profile picture of the author CDarklock
      Originally Posted by Lou Diamond View Post

      My family is no help as they make fun of my hearing loss.
      When something is uncomfortable for people who have a sense of humour, they make jokes about it.

      And when it's uncomfortable for people who don't, they wander around trying to ruin everyone else's jokes.
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  • Profile picture of the author tweetzon
    haha so basically the husband is deaf? LOL
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  • Profile picture of the author talfighel
    Yeah, the husband is deaf. This is a great joke.

    Tal
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