Today's Economics Lesson - How The Stockmarket Works

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As promised yesterday, here is today's lesson to help you get your head around the seemingly complex workings of a modern economy.

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How The Stockmarket Works

A man appeared in a small village one day and announced that he wanted to buy monkeys. He said that he would pay the villagers $10 for every monkey. The villagers caught all the monkeys they could find and sold them to him for $10 each.

A few days later another man appeared and said that he would pay $20 for each monkey. But there weren't any more monkeys around. They were all owned by the first man.

So the villagers went to the first man and said that they were willing to take the monkeys back and return his money. But the monkey owner was unwilling to sell.

The villagers raised the offer price to $12 per monkey, then $15 and finally to $19.99 but the man just didn't want to sell, even though he clearly didn't have any use for the monkeys

Eventually, just to see whether he would sell, they offered him $25 but he still refused.

The villagers were puzzled by this.

Finally, one of them (a subscriber to The Hot Monkey Secrets newsletter - thanks Mr Enthusiastic) figured out that there must be someone else who was going to come to the village and offer even more money for the monkeys.

Convinced that this was the real explanation, they went and offered the man $50 for each monkey and sure enough, he accepted.

With dollar signs in their eyes, they quickly paid the first man before he changed his mind and took possession of the monkeys. The man went away with his money and presumably lived happily ever after.

The villagers waited for the next buyer to come along and buy the monleys from them.

And waited.

And waited.

And waited.

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Here endeth the lesson.
  • Profile picture of the author glchandler
    Alas, I have more than one monkey in my Ameritrade portfolio!
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  • Profile picture of the author CDarklock
    Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

    Finally, one of them figured out that there must be someone else who was going to come to the village and offer even more money for the monkeys.



    Convinced that this was the real explanation, they went and offered the man $50 for each monkey and sure enough, he accepted.

    See, it was the real explanation. :rolleyes:
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by CDarklock View Post

      See, it was the real explanation. :rolleyes:
      LOL. A self fulfilling prophecy.
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  • Profile picture of the author Mr. Enthusiastic
    Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

    Finally, one of them figured out that there must be someone else who was going to come to the village and offer even more money for the monkeys.
    This is the part that's not realistic. I think that actually, the villagers subscribed to the Hot Monkey Secrets newsletter. The monkey advisor told them they should buy all the monkeys they could, at any price. When the economy runs entirely on monkeys, as it will any day, monkey owners will be ready to cash in! Why, that would make them a monkey's uncle.

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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by Mr. Enthusiastic View Post

      This is the part that's not realistic. I think that actually, the villagers subscribed to the Hot Monkey Secrets newsletter. The monkey advisor told them they should buy all the monkeys they could, at any price. When the economy runs entirely on monkeys, as it will any day, monkey owners will be ready to cash in! Why, that would make them a monkey's uncle.

      Chris
      Good point about the newsletter. I have amended the OP with this information.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dalun
    now i am an expert on how the stockmarket works. i'm going to tell my friends about this little story and they'll think im some kind of genius. haaha
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  • Profile picture of the author tweetzon
    so lets be the first person?
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  • Profile picture of the author Mr. Enthusiastic
    Now we know how monkey business began.
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    • Profile picture of the author Tiffany Holbrook
      What would one suggest if someone wants to start getting in the stock market but is a newbie.
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      • Profile picture of the author Michael Motley
        Originally Posted by Tiffany Holbrook View Post

        What would one suggest if someone wants to start getting in the stock market but is a newbie.
        i would suggest looking around on the internet and find one of the thousands of sites that lets you play with dummy accounts and money first.
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  • Profile picture of the author Mr. Enthusiastic
    Tiffany, can I suggest you start a new topic for that? It's a great question and it might get lost in the shuffle with this joke thread.
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