So Where Are All The IM Jokes at?

by Mike Anthony

Posted: 14 years ago 14 replies

OFF TOPIC

Okay lawyers have their special jokes. So do doctors. Postal workers have ALL kinds of jokes.

I've been a part of a few professional groups and we were always unwinding with a few industry jokes.

So what gives?

Do Internet marketers have any jokes? CLEAN jokes that is? Haven't heard any and with opt ins, fantastic claims and all kinds of tricks and personalities I figure there would be some. Are there?

#jokes

Killer Joe 14 years ago

If you are looking for IM humor you can always check my WF blog (shameless self-promotion, the link is in my sig ).

I would also like to see some funny IM jokes, let's go people...

KJ
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- Martin Luxton 14 years ago
  
  Q. What do you call an IMer with 2 Ferraris and a Hollywood mansion?
  
  A. A photoshop expert.
  
  Martin
  
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  Mike Anthony 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Martin Luxton
  
  Q. What do you call an IMer with 2 Ferraris and a Hollywood mansion?
  
  A. A photoshop expert.
  
  Martin
  
  Too true. Okay thats the first decent one I have heard.
  
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sdentrepreneur 14 years ago

There are some great ones here:

How many search engine optimizers does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but it's gonna take about 3-6 months to start to see the light bulb change. And that light bulb's pretty high up there- are you sure you wouldn't rather change 10 easier light bulbs?

Internet Marketing Light Bulb Jokes | Search Engine Journal

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http://www.jameshickeyblog.com
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Palusko 14 years ago

Lot of Internet marketers seem to put a lot of jokes on their sale pages. Except they are not trying to be funny.... but if you come across a page that promises you gazillions of dollars a week, and it all comes to you within 7.3 seconds after implementing whatever program the page sells, then it is quite a joke. At least I have to laugh....
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Lisa Gergets 14 years ago

As the subscribers to my lists know (hee hee), I have yet to find ANY really good IM jokes. LOL
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KimW 14 years ago

Knock KNock

Who's there?

IM

IM who?

IM (I am) the future of Internet Marketing.
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- Michael Motley 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by KimW
  
  Knock KNock
  
  Who's there?
  
  IM
  
  IM who?
  
  IM (I am) the future of Internet Marketing.
  
  badum-bump.
  
  he'll be here all week ladies and germs...
  
  try the veal
  
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KimW 14 years ago

and tips are appreciated!
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garyv 14 years ago

Ok - this one's kind of an IM political mix, so don't be harsh on me.

How was the last election, and a CPA Advertisement alike?

A - You submit your vote, and end up with recurring payments.
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- Mike Anthony 14 years ago
  
  So thats it for IM jokes? Should I do a contest to get more?
  
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HeySal 14 years ago

So Where Are All The IM Jokes at?

They're all at digital point.
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- Mike Anthony 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by HeySal
  
  They're all at digital point.
  
  LOL! Okay I think thats my favorite but you have to really really know digital point to get it.
  
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