So last night I'm riding my motorcycle...

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Cruising along, nice Florida springtime night, I'm enjoying the weather....and then I actually snorted an insect at about 50mph or so. It hit the back of my throat so fast i couldn't spit it out so i had to try to swallow it with nothing to drink. It takes skill to handle a big cruiser bike in traffic while fighting back a violent gag reflex.


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  • Profile picture of the author Kenster
    At least you got the protein outta the way for the day!
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  • Profile picture of the author secondeye
    Oh man i remember those days of winter when me and my friend ride on bike near beach at 3:00 AM night. Wow those days were really memorable.
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  • Profile picture of the author tryinhere
    there's a new twist on an old joke. What is the last thing a bug see's as it slams into the back of Motley's throat. It's arse - bet it tastes even better now.
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Motley
    i think i just threw up in my mouth a little....and it wiggled.
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    • Profile picture of the author ClientTell
      Ah, yes. The joys of traveling with bugs flying towards you. How nostalgic. I'd give up this life of solitude for the wonders of high speed traveling...nah, not really. I've consumed a total of 5 bugs that way and I don't want to swallow one again.
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  • Profile picture of the author MikeAmbrosio
    Originally Posted by Michael Motley View Post

    Cruising along, nice Florida springtime night, I'm enjoying the weather....and then I actually snorted an insect at about 50mph or so. It hit the back of my throat so fast i couldn't spit it out so i had to try to swallow it with nothing to drink. It takes skill to handle a big cruiser bike in traffic while fighting back a violent gag reflex.


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    LOL, ah the memories. I've done pretty much the same thing.

    Also takes skill to not to crash when getting stung by a wasp at 50 mph - with your wife on the back - who's petrified of bees (she saw it land on my neck but couldn't do anything about it).

    Ouch.
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  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    Hey, in some countries you just had a gourmet meal!
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  • Profile picture of the author carertet
    Originally Posted by Michael Motley View Post

    Cruising along, nice Florida springtime night, I'm enjoying the weather....and then I actually snorted an insect at about 50mph or so. It hit the back of my throat so fast i couldn't spit it out so i had to try to swallow it with nothing to drink. It takes skill to handle a big cruiser bike in traffic while fighting back a violent gag reflex.


    There's a little something to go with your breakfast this morning
    gross man. I drive a sport quad quite a bit and am glad the helmet has a beak on it and I used goggles, otherwise those bugs hurt when they hit your face, hands, etc
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