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How To Never Get Murdered In Your Sleeping Bag Again!

by Thomas
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If you're out camping, and are attacked by an escaped inmate from the local lunatic asylum, and don't have time to unzip your sleeping bag to run away... just stand up and run anyway...

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  • Profile picture of the author .Razz
    Oh, I hate when that happens. This could be useful.
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    That's exactly what I need.

    I've been murdered in my sleeping bag three time just this week.

    It'd be better still if it had arms as well.

    That way if my murderer(s) are faster than me I could give them a punch on the nose.

    Hmm, I've just thought of a new product idea. Where's my drawing board.
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  • Profile picture of the author mr2monster
    No crotch hole for the midnight bathroom break?
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  • Profile picture of the author Lou Diamond
    This is a great product for the sleep walking camper.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Nothing much more than a backwoods snuggie as far as I can see. I wonder what the guy is making for putting legs in a sleeping bag. It really does look comfy if the feet had booties. It gets cold for barefoot out there at night.
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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Nothing much more than a backwoods snuggie as far as I can see. I wonder what the guy is making for putting legs in a sleeping bag. It really does look comfy if the feet had booties. It gets cold for barefoot out there at night.
      I was thinking the SAME thing! Maybe you are expected to "sleep with your boots on"! And the size has to be more precise!

      Steve
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  • Profile picture of the author Audrey Harvey
    My husband runs ultramarathons through the trails over 30 hours or so, this is right up his alley, and it's his birthday in June. Wonder if it's low chafe...
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
    I'm not sure, but it also looks like you have to pull the thing over your head to put it on/get into it. Notice there are zippers on both legs.

    To me this looks a bit more like it's in the prototype stage, but still an interesting idea.

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    • Profile picture of the author JohnMcCabe
      Originally Posted by mr2monster View Post

      No crotch hole for the midnight bathroom break?
      "If going to the bathroom at night requires shoes and a flashlight, you might be a redneck..." -- Jeff Foxworthy

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      • Profile picture of the author SunlightMedia
        Looks like it may actually be more constricting than a regular sleeping bag. Not sure I'd sleep well with the equivalent of two snow suit pants on my legs, and feet sticking out the ends.

        And as already mentioned, getting in and out looks like it would be a chore. I'd rather have my arms free than my feet
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        • Profile picture of the author RB Riddick
          Maybe they should call this a sleepwalking bag instead of a sleeping bag.
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          • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
            After being murdered one too many times by an escaped lunatic while in my sleeping bag I now avoid this by using this sleeping bag alternative when camping out:






            Bullet proof glass to boot!
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  • Profile picture of the author chinanews
    Reminds my of that scene in Friday the 13th part 7 when Jason grabs the girl in the sleeping bag and smashes it against the tree.
    In the new redux, he also strung a girl in a sleeping bag up over a campfire till she burned to death. That must have hurt.
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