How many women have you slept with?

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Wife asks husband, "How many women have you slept with?"

Husband proudly replies, "Only you, Darling - With all the others, I was awake."

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  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    I read the title of the thread and thought "oh no, heres another stupid thread" but I read it and got a good laugh, thanks!
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    • Profile picture of the author lcombs
      Originally Posted by KimW View Post

      I read the title of the thread and thought "oh no, heres another stupid thread" but I read it and got a good laugh, thanks!
      ditto.
      Good post.
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      • Profile picture of the author glchandler
        I don't get it..
        i don't know whats wrong with my brain today.. XP
        sleep (slp)
        n.
        1.
        a. A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming.
        b. A period of this form of rest.
        c. A state of inactivity resembling or suggesting sleep; unconsciousness, dormancy, hibernation, or death.
        2. Botany The folding together of leaflets or petals at night or in the absence of light.
        3. A crust of dried tears or mucus normally forming around the inner rim of the eye during sleep.
        v. slept (slpt), sleepĀ·ing, sleeps
        v.intr.
        1. To be in the state of sleep or to fall asleep.
        2. To be in a condition resembling sleep.
        v.tr.
        1. To pass or get rid of by sleeping: slept away the day; went home to sleep off the headache.
        2. To provide sleeping accommodations for: This tent sleeps three comfortably.
        Phrasal Verbs:
        sleep around Informal
        To be sexually active with more than one partner.
        sleep in
        1. To sleep at one's place of employment: a butler and a chauffeur who sleep in.
        2.
        a. To oversleep: I missed the morning train because I slept in.
        b. To sleep late on purpose: After this week's work, I will sleep in on Saturday.
        sleep on
        To think about (something) overnight before deciding.
        sleep out
        1. To sleep at one's own home, not at one's place of employment.
        2. To sleep away from one's home.
        sleep over
        To spend the night as a guest in another's home.
        sleep together
        To have sexual relations.
        sleep with
        To have sexual relations with.



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  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    ZERO -

    Ditto, Kim.
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    • Profile picture of the author glchandler
      stupid
      Watch out Kim...I heard the politeness police were against public use of that word lately!

      (Yea I know I am sticking my head in a grizzly bear trap--but what the heck I'm bored)
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by glchandler View Post

        Watch out Kim...I heard the politeness police were against public use of that word lately!

        (Yea I know I am sticking my head in a grizzly bear trap--but what the heck I'm bored)
        inane, vapid, insipid - work well in place of stupid. Most of the cry and tattle group don't have vocabularies that stretch that far and probably won't look it up. It's hard work being a dedicated nazi. The politeness police are merely wanna be's.
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  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    Ha ha Gordon,I like living on the edge too!
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  • Profile picture of the author NicholasX
    I don't get it..
    i don't know whats wrong with my brain today.. XP
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  • Profile picture of the author sarahberra
    This is so funny. I'm sure no many people will really tell the whole truth.
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