Unbelievable!!
At home yesterday morning I saw a huge spider waltzing around my house. I jumped up and fetched the can of Raid (insect killer) and chased the thing.
But this monster would not stop and I ended up chasing it into the hall near where it finally stopped at the entrance of the kitchen.
As it was still moving slightly I knew it was alive, so I picked up an empty cereal box out of the recycling bin next to me and threw it over the spider.
Now this clever dicky, decides that I need to finish it off and I could not do it slowly because I hate to hear the noise, so with adrenelin pumping I jumped onto the box in an attempt to get it.
For a few seconds, I had forgotten that I had been using the Raid and the floor was soaking wet, but I soon remembered when my feet flew six feet in the air. I am not exaggerating when I say 6 feet because my feet ended up hitting the top of the door frame.
All was not lost though, as I was fortunate enough to have been able to find the door handle and the wall in order to prevent me ending up on my head!
The spider ended up on the other side of the kitchen, I eventually landed and ended up on my feet, and my mother and daughter ended up on the floor in stitches...they could not stop laughing.
You would have thought that was the end of it but no....not for me.
This morning, I went to the doctor - who informed me that I have sprained the ligaments in both of my ankles! Great... To top it all off, I need to get some form of special socks (urggh) in order to get my ankles to heal properly which could take about 6-8 weeks.
Moral of the story is: If a spider is in your home - give it a bed and invite it's family for tea - it's cheaper and less painful...
Patricia Brucoli
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Patricia Brucoli
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Sal
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Patricia Brucoli
Plug-In Profit Site Helpdesk
Sal
When the Roads and Paths end, learn to guide yourself through the wilderness
Beyond the Path
Patricia Brucoli
Plug-In Profit Site Helpdesk
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Patricia Brucoli
Plug-In Profit Site Helpdesk
Patricia Brucoli
Plug-In Profit Site Helpdesk
Sal
When the Roads and Paths end, learn to guide yourself through the wilderness
Beyond the Path