5 Word Game

while sitting on the toilet

Now, where were we... oh yes...

some jackass broke rhythm and...
the post lived on so...
we kept the story alive...
when the next guy said...

Indy, in case you didnt notice, thats more than 5 :p ..

i am just saying...

This thread hurts nobody, that's why it's in the off-topic section where post count stays neutral.

I've been here over a decade, and the only thing I don't understand is your dumb ass post. Speak clearly if you have something you want to say. Even posts posted to the off topic section should make sense.

We know we are not credited with posts in the Off-Topic forum. So what? As a writer I enjoy exercising my skills.

Hey, but thanks for spouting off. It's greatly appreciated.

~Michael

a silly WF member who

5 words...

it's the off topic forum

No need to apologize. You can take your ball home, but I'm going to do soemthing else. Any guesses?

~Michael

Dude are you for real?

Let me tell you a story about someone who wines all the time.

They start out in life with high hopes dreams and aspirations. They start walking down a path in which the can see the light at the other end. But their path is filled with holes, road blocks and obstacles.

After climbing out of one hole they run into another road block...they get past that road block and find another obstacle. Now unlike the others who choose to keep a positive attitude and the right mind set...these people wine like little babies because their journey is not going the way they wanted it too.

They continue walking down the path but slowly lose sight of light because they have become miserable due to their misfortune and are not happy unless they are criticizing, plotting and passing their misery off on others walking the path...saying things like "this path sucks". They are "B" type personalities who are filled with excuses and no action.

Their thoughts have become misconstrued because their mind has become twisted with negativity. It is not their fault though....maybe they were born that way...or maybe they feel as if life just is not fair for them. Bottom line...they are miserable and the only happiness is when they cast their darkness onto others.

This was my very first post in this sub form. My intention was to have a bit of fun in an off topic forum. Why? because I am a doer. I am a person who works hard and tries to help others...not ridicule them. Every now and again us hard workers need a break....build relationships...conversate....have a little fun...break the norm to unwind.

It is people like you that you need to talk to. It is obvious that you do not get it....and have been victimized in one way or another. Why? because that is the characteristic of people who are winers! Life isn't fair.

You came into a perfectly normal and appropriate thread in the appropriate sub-form and hijacked it. The only intent was to have some innocent fun. There are senior warriors here...who do not have a problem. Only you.

Your thoughts of illegitimate posts leads me to believe that you are a devious person. Why?
Well have you ever heard of the saying that the "Spouse who accuses cheating is normally the one who is actually cheating" Guilty people are the ones that think everyone else is guilty. People who conive deceit and put one over on others are the ones that are venomous and the ones that need to be watched...that's a fact JACK!

I bet you like lawsuits too...don't you. Come on you know I am right. In a room of people you are probably the first one to offer a strong opinion as to why someone should be crucified. Why?

Because it is who you are.

I have been in business for over 12 years. I deal with top level professionals and consult with Chief Executive Officers of Major companies. Employee management, Consumer Behaviors and Personality traits along with character identification is what I do. And you my friend need to lighten up.

To assume this was a thread to increase post count is a false assumption. And since you were looking for substance and we are in an off topic forum...here is your substance for your off topic.
I hope that you have learned something...since that is what you were preaching...right?
You wanted substance...I hope this works for ya.

You'll never be the first part I bolded, and you are a good definition of the second.

Now you're accusing those of us trying to be creative of being cheaters.

I got news for you...

Pay attention...I can use three...dots...in...a...row...too, but that's...not the news I want you...to...pay...attention to...

Here it is...

Indy...You are not Allen...never will be...why ruin everyone's...fun?

~Michael

p.s. I already started my plan. I will give a hint later if no one figures it out.

or Allen will cancel discounted

you have to reserve your

A Salesman. Get your act

Full price membership price because

.. of the first chapter. Now,

Mike Filsaime got a new

a coma and his head

...wonderful is that! On the...

spread with peanut butter and

A tea bag that isn't

In a nutshell, fur balls

think too much at all

and you're sure to find

or what's left behind of

that's stuck in your behind

piercing through filburts like some

tooth causing a brain drain.

I'm trying to create a...

will transport me to a

where i can learn about

although I would rather be...

or Tahiti strolling the beach