People begged for it

by CDarklock

Posted: 14 years ago 14 replies

OFF TOPIC

So I made them a guide to basic computer usage

They said surely I must know what makes PCs so crappy

And I said "yup, I do"

Then they said "make us a web page"

And I said "okay, why not"

http://www.darklock.com/comp101/

They aren't very grateful for some reason

garyv 14 years ago

Haaa - that's too funny! You forgot to add the payment button to the bottom.
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seasoned 14 years ago

Well, SOMETIMES, the O/S is the one that "leaves the sh>>"!
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- CDarklock 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by seasoned
  
  Well, SOMETIMES, the O/S is...
  
  *cough*
  
  QED
  
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Fernando Veloso 14 years ago

lolol

That **** is going viral, I tell ya.
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- Steven Wagenheim 14 years ago
  
  OMG...Too funny.
  
  Not sure about the accuracy but funny as all hell.
  
  Thanks for the laugh.
  
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  Bjarne Eldhuset 14 years ago
  
  This one time my computer crapped in the off topic forum.
  
  Needless to say, I had nothing to do with it.
  
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HeySal 14 years ago

It was a very thoughtful page, CD........finally someone has geared their technological explanations to people like ME who just don't have the tech background to understand these issues.

Thanks.
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seasoned 14 years ago

CD you COULD add in parts about eating memory(memory hogs), constipation(reducing memory), and finally, all fed up, either taking a dump(memory dump), or throwing up(blue screen of death).

Steve
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Loren Woirhaye 14 years ago

That's really funny, dude. You should ask the people at
The Skinny & The Skinny On books at TheSkinnyOn.com - Official home of The Skinny On? to let you write some books for them.

I got a bunch of the books as review copies from the
publisher - they are based on Manga books and very
informative and fun to read.

Seriously, check it out.
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Zentech 14 years ago

Hehe, nice one. Hilarious. I might tweet this for you.
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Kella Bella 14 years ago

Baaaaaahahaha funny one feller!
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V12 14 years ago

So an operating system patch is really a toilet?

Abdul.
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JamesJeffery 14 years ago

Woooo at the use of the ALT attribute for users on slower devices or screen readers! Very thoughtful.

But no, seriously, that made me laugh. Very nice!
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- CDarklock 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by JamesJeffery
  
  Woooo at the use of the ALT attribute for users on slower devices or screen readers!
  
  Or people who can't read my crappy handwriting, for that matter.
  
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