Haha! The image set me laughing. My caption: "Sometimes we just have to hung by the hook untill someone comes to our rescue!"

Hey...I can see my house from here.

It was at this very moment that little Billy's dream of singing bass in the local barber shop quarter ended.

"If we do not hang together, we shall surely hang separately."

Thomas Paine




TL

"Smart bombs, really stupid kids"

John Stewart

[DELETED]

Acme fencing: we support children.

Okay, Billy, but I still don't understand why a guy would get anything he wants by being well hung.

Everyone says, "girls like guys who are well-hung." Billy found out the hard way that it's not true.



ETA: I was mult-tasking and didn't see Sal's answer above until I posted mine. Gee, some minds think alike.

I don't think this is going to cure my hemorrhoids.

Chicks dig the wedgie.

And this year's award for "Best Charades Clue" goes to little Billy for "Flying by the seat of your pants".

"Houston, we have a problem"

"So that's what they mean by divide and conquer"

"I was sure I had pants this morning"

Bud

I can't decide who's caption I like best...

I guess I'm "still on the fence" :p

It'll have to be a "split" decision

"But someone on the Warrior Forum told me this was a good idea, so I HAD to do it.........now who can I sue?"

"Those dang thongs - I am so hung up on the idea of being seductive and looking like a ho, but it is painful sometimes".

Save-a-Ho
Get me down.

"What ADULTS can do, CHILDREN can do better"

Kingsley

Reason #37 - Why Mom told you to always wear clean underwear.

Son - "I'd rather hang from a fence by my a$$ than eat that broccoli!"

Mother/Father - "Ok son, if you say so..."

"Thong.. thothong thong thoooong...."

Just 4 hours ago, this seemed like a good idea.

Oh sh*t...

This is such a bummer!

Sing along everybody!

"Heaven, I'm in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek"

Heard of "Buns of Steel"?

This is "Buns of Squeal"!

"Sounded more fun in my head.........."


Or:

IDEAS
Not all of them are so great!

After eating a couple of items from Taco Bell's value menu, Billy was ready to demonstrate the principles of jet propulsion for his class science project, earning him the nickname "The Pinwheel Kid".

Holy crap, Kurt... you win your own contest! Most of your captions have me busting up over here. You have a very Gary Larson/Far Side-esque sense of humor. I LOVE it!

I thought he already chose one several posts back.

"Don't get your panties in a bunch over it"

Despite his unorthodoxed methods, Billy was nominated for a Nobel Prize for being the first to discover that the grass really was greener on the other side of the fence.

Another reason kilts are becoming more popular with the boys at Wedgie Park.

10 pullups √
10 push ups √
10 sit ups √
10 butt ups √

For some reason butt ups never caught on as a fitness craze.