* Smart man + smart woman = romance
* Smart man + dumb woman = affair
* Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
* Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
* Smart boss + smart employee = profit
* Smart boss + dumb employee = production
* Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
* Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
* A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
* A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
General Equations & Statistics
* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
* To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
* To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
* Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.
Propensity To Change
* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.