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Found this on another forum that I frequent.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to Drink heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
  • Profile picture of the author myob
    But if you had stayed sober, and day-traded those kinds of stocks on their volatility, you could have leveraged your portfolio from $1,000 to over $5million in less than a year.

    How do I know? I actually did it - turned $5,000 into $25million in 11 months in the stock market.
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    • Profile picture of the author derekwong28
      Originally Posted by myob View Post


      How do I know? I actually did it - turned $5,000 into $25million in 11 months in the stock market.
      I presume if you repeat the same performance this year, you will turn 25M to 125B, which will make you by far the richest man in the world! Seriously Paul, you need to seek psychiatric help quickly.

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      • Profile picture of the author myob
        Yep, I've been a crazy investor for over 22 years - crazy like a fox. Not all of that $25 million is currently in the stock market - most is now in the real estate foreclosure market, because stock earnings are seldom a straight shot upwards. My system involves day trading large volumes of stocks by following the futures trends of the DOW and S&P 500 with minimal exposure. This system worked for me and my partners in the S&L crisis, and we made even more back then. There is a huge risk, and I highly recommend you remain sober at all times when trading. If you want to look at my system with training wheels, sign up for my free investors newsletter starting with pennystocks:

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        Disclaimer: I made over $25 million this year alone using this system, and a small portion of that is re-invested in the stock market continuing with trends-based day trading. When the stock mark recovers, I am positioned to make a whole lot more, or I could lose all of my investment if I am wrong. That is the risk you take for huge rewards on the upside, and that is why you diversify.
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        • Profile picture of the author Kay King
          OK - but here's what I don't get. If you made 25 mil - why do you need more? At what point is enough....enough?

          I'm a fuddly-duddly, I guess. Would rather have 5 mil in available cash than 25 mil in paper no matter what the investment is.
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  • Profile picture of the author NetVenturer
    I like the 401-Keg plan better. It seems so much more believable.
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    • Profile picture of the author myob
      Originally Posted by NetVenturer View Post

      I like the 401-Keg plan better. It seems so much more believable.
      That's exactly why I'm the big fat rich kid and you're just big and fat. Take $5,000 and invest right now in just about any of the Fortune 500 stocks. If you just sit on it, you'll get believably 5 times your investment or even more within a year. With my system, though, I will make another $25million in the same time. Why waste money on drinking beer now when you can have champagne later, by following a simple investment plan.
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      • Profile picture of the author ThomM
        Originally Posted by myob View Post

        That's exactly why I'm the big fat rich kid and you're just big and fat. Take $5,000 and invest right now in just about any of the Fortune 500 stocks. If you just sit on it, you'll get believably 5 times your investment or even more within a year. With my system, though, I will make another $25million in the same time. Why waste money on drinking beer now when you can have champagne later, by following a simple investment plan.
        Come on Paul, don't say shit like that when I got soda in my mouth.
        Now I got to clean off my monitor again
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        • Profile picture of the author myob
          ROFLMAO!

          You shouldn't be drinking and surfing, especially in this forum. LOL! You never know what you might run into!
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  • Profile picture of the author acreativetouch
    Try purchasing air to water stocks. Most companies are penny stocks, and is projected to be "blue gold" in the future.

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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    This won't work for me I don't drink beer.
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  • Profile picture of the author gimmick
    For the one with 25mil, it's not enough, its gotta be 50mil, and after 50mil 100 and it just goes on.

    I lost on stocks also, but for thoase who have lots of money, now is the time to buy, if you know what to buy. Stocks go up again. It always happens - up and down.
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    • Profile picture of the author myob
      You know, I could be wrong, but my assumption was that everyone here joined the Warrior Forum to learn how to make money. My point in posting here was not to brag, because there are certainly many here who are even much more successful than I have been. Rather, to attempt to show there is a way to make money no matter what the economic conditions may be. It seems there is an unhealthy attitude that making money is somehow wrong, and being poor is a noble condition of existence. This attitude is spreading like a cancer, but there is no valid reason why this has to be so. These are trying times of course, but the nightmare actually is that we have had it so good for so long that we have not developed the tools to cope with adversity. Those who are able to remain strong in these times will rise above the crumbled masses of easy living gone bad.

      Money in and of itself is neither good nor bad. It is a tool that can be used for enriching the human condition and the enobling incentive for achievement, innovation, growth, and future prosperity of generations to come. For someone to say others should only have a certain amount of money and no more is to destroy the spirit of enterprise that drives achievement and hope.

      Now then, no - $25 million is not anywhere nearly enough for me to do what I want to accomplish. Neither is the billions that Warren Buffet has is enough. Growth is healthy, prosperity is good. Success is measured by the goals you set and the achievement of your goals. I am very blessed, but I have not yet achieved success because my ambitious goals have not been reached.

      By the way, some of you may be glad to hear that Warren Buffet lost millions on his recent investments in General Electric. But, as an 80-something man of vision, he is firm in the belief in the very near return on that investment.
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    • Profile picture of the author myob
      Thanks espacecadet, your sig really summarizes it all.

      Work hard, save, start your business, invest in your business, save more, invest wisely in the financial markets. That formula works the same in every economic condition.
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      • Profile picture of the author myob
        Those who followed my recommendations for investing just $1,000 in selected stocks
        have earned an average of $8007.00 in just the past four trading days. On track for
        $5million by this time next year.

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        That could buy a LOT of beer.
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