Man claims cow seduced him for sex

14 years ago

Yeah, those evil temptation ridden cows.

Write to your congressbods, parliametarians, kings, queens, chiefs, leaders and demand that cows be forced to wear burkhas.

You know it makes sense.

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KenThompson

14 years ago

Lawrence? What on earth are you doing up there?

Get a library card or something...

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Kurt

14 years ago

That's "udderly" disgusting! /end Bill-like pun

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TLTheLiberator

14 years ago

This answers the question....

How hard-up can a guy be??????

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Chris Worner

14 years ago

I knew Islam permitted relations with Goats but cows as well? Guess he likes a lady with a little 'meat on the bone'

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MissTerraK 14 years ago

Originally Posted by skyfox7

I knew Islam permitted relations with Goats but cows as well? Guess he likes a lady with a little 'meat on the bone'

Chris

And rows of teats:rolleyes:

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- beachresortboracay 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  And rows of teats:rolleyes:
  
  Terra
  
  Hilarious. I couldn't stop myself laughing. But why would you go for a cow, if you can pay or ask someone for the service? Nevermind. (Still laughing...)
  
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Sumit Menon

14 years ago

The cow was reportedly drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.

What the heck!? I'm no animal rights activist but this is crazy!

Ain't he the one who should be drowned? The cow got raped and killed.

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JohnnyWeb 14 years ago

That should be one mad cow! Talk about having your beef and eating it too! I got a million of 'em!
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CDarklock 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Sumit Menon

Ain't he the one who should be drowned? The cow got raped and killed.

No, the cow was asking for it, remember? Bovine hussy.
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AlanGNW

14 years ago

I doubt the cow was to impressed after the bull she had last week.

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Bill Farnham

14 years ago

That's "udderly" disgus...

Never mind.

~Bill

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Kurt

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Bill Farnham

That's "udderly" disgus...

Never mind.

~Bill

Holy cow have I got a beef with you Bill! It's a bunch of bull that you're borrowing my punchline and I'm sure you'll try to milk it for all it's worth. I really think you should take the bull by the horns and mooooove on.

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Bill Farnham

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Holy cow have I got a beef with you Bill! It's a bunch of bull that you're borrowing my punchline and I'm sure you'll try to milk it for all it's worth. I really think you should take the bull by the horns and mooooove on.

Kurt, don't have a cow, man!

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Kay King 14 years ago

Must have been those big brown Betty Davis eyes. Oh wait, he wasn't at that end.

The cow was reportedly drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.

That's one village that apparently decided to keep its idiot.
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Kurt

14 years ago

What would Mancow say?

YouTube - Mancow Waterboard

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seasoned

14 years ago

So WHY did they drown the COW!?!?!? It would have made more sense to drown the instigator, right? I hope not ALL indonesian influenced people think as that chief, though it WOULD explain a LOT!

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payment proof 14 years ago

eeewww.

I bet the cow was wondering "where's the beef"
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CDarklock 14 years ago

Originally Posted by seasoned

So WHY did they drown the COW!?!?!?

Because it was an evil seductress cow with unnatural designs on all the men of the village! Everybody knows that's bad luck.
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