Funniest/ best comment Spam

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I take the amount of comment spam on my blogs as a sign that my RSS feed is working the way I want and recently the comment spam is getting funnier and funnier - and I just had to share it and ask if anyone esle has some good ones?

I think I'm going to start pinning them on my wall or making a scrap book to look at when I neeed a boost!

Easily, the post is really the greatest on this precious topic. I fit in with your conclusions and will eagerly look forward to your coming updates. Saying thanks will not just be enough, for the fantastic clarity in your writing. I will right away grab your rss feed to stay informed of any updates. Authentic work and much success in your business endeavors!

If only my customers felt like this too!
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  • Actually, I was just thinking that this is easily the most important topic on the forum today and your imaginative post brilliantly illustrates the subtleties and nuances of the subject at a level to which only true genius can seek to aspire.

    Will
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    • If that were true then you would have (right away) grabbed his rss feed for future updates since a simple thanks was not enough!
  • I think it's a great idea to put them on your wall or make a scarp book for it. PM me your blog, I want to check it out.
  • Ha ha!

    Will,
    I love it - I started reading your post thinking, jeese this guy's even spamming my forum posts, till i realised you just cut and paste one of yours ! - definately need a coffee to wake up this morning :-)

    Hi Justin, thanks for your interest - I dont think I can PM on this forum though.

    And a word from those to whom this thread is dedicated - my friendly spammers:-

    A lot of comments in so little time, I have to second, it’s indeed a great blog. the site is outstanding
  • Leave the comment, he earned it.
  • if it's garbage spam like that and is even semi relevant to my topic I'll usually edit out the URL they submit and approve it lol
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    • underthegun I must admit I've done this before! hehe

      Today's offering:

      Hey man, was just browsing through the internet looking for some information and came across your blog. I am impressed by the information that you have on this blog. It shows how well you understand this subject. Bookmarked this page, will come back for more. You, my friend, ROCK!!!

      Yes, I rock (apparantly)
  • Wow, funny spam comments (like I did before), maybe they don't read first the spin comments before publishing it.

    That comment really rock, bro.
  • This is one of the most incredible blogs Ive examine inside a extremely prolonged time. The level of details in right here is stunning, like you practically wrote the book around the topic. Your website is wonderful for any person who would like to fully grasp this topic a lot more. Wonderful things; please preserve it up!

    Anon, 2010
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    • I once examined inside an extremely prolonged time. And then I came down.

      If only I could have preserved it up, it would have been so cool.


      Ken
  • Here are a couple of the more bizarre comments I have received.

    I can't stay in Spain much longer using this really bad web connection. When will this ash clear???

    may you be as energetic as a dragon and a horse

    :confused:
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    • thats weird, sounds like a cry for help!

      I love the last line, might use this in my email signature from now on!
  • 10/10 for originality and comedy...

    I’m currently being held prisoner by the Russian mafia (mens genitals enlargement link removed) and being forced to post spam comments on blogs and forum! If you don’t approve this they will kill me. (mens genitals enlargement link removed) They’re coming back now. Please send help! nitip (mens genitals enlargement link removed)
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    • Had I read the topic, I may enlighten you to understandings of my perspectives towards the languages used in distributing information with the ability of usable software to enhance potential telecommunications due to misrepersented intentions. Yes, I like the wall paper idea, fun and "educational".

      Or should I say, I did not read the blog, yet understand the issues with what it is you are exampling.
      Had you met me in person surely you could tell the accent I speak with?!?!

      Why will I continue the gibberish and jargon display of un-appropriate grammers. For a moment of fun, and build enough post count to earn PM privileges. I like privileges, and responsibilities, so I will shorten the post and include language variables in the inclusion of the conclusion.

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  • lol
    this is really stupid spam.
    I got it on my autoblog that only show 4 words post.. lol
    where is the fantastic clarity in your writing. lol
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    • Are off-topic no-follow links worth anything? Got this on my real estate blog:

      I enjoyed your post and the information provided about dog insurance. There are thousands of ideas out there on dog insurance that are both reliable and bad. If you know of any more suggestions concerning dog insurance, that would be most appreciated. Keep up the quality writing!

      shame on you Retta the Newfoundland Dog Authority
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  • Your blog is the bloggiest.
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    • Oh goodness. Some of those are winners. At least they boost our egos a bit, even if they are completely worthless.
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  • On one of my websites that has nothing to do with marketing, I run it with someone else who was completely unaware of comment spam...So long story short he was approving spam comments and even responding to them with his own comments.
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    • @un I guess he's not so busy now you told him. you did tell him?
  • 'Hey there! I would like to state that I enjoy your entire writing style and that I’m going to check your blog on a regular basis from now Keep it up!'

    See that, my entire writing style. If only my school teachers had shared the view.
  • I would say the majority of blog comments I see are low quality spam like that. It drives me nuts. What is even crazier is the number of people who fall for it and approve said comments.
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    • Sometimes the comments, spam or otherwise are some of the funniest stuff I have ever read on the Internet.

      Usually unintentionally

      Jim
  • This has to be the best one I've got>>> "Exchange their ideas under the release of everyone's ideas to creative freedom to fly!..."

    lmao

    Here's another gem>>> "Hi buddy, your blog's design is effortless and clean and i like it. Your blog posts are superb. Please hold them coming. Greets!!!"

    I'm holding them coming!!!
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    • @ 82ana If only they knew how much effort it took to make it look effortless!

      Hold them coming!
  • To me, the funniest comment spams are " I have no idea" or "I do not understand". Haha. There are many spams like that on Internet.
  • Just got another ego boost from our comment spamming friends:
  • I love your story. When I read this book at bookstore or socohl events, I can’t tell you how many people describe their own childhood stories. It was so fun to write. Did you read my dedication? Definitely based on real life (although I was told I was a cow instead of a chicken.) Say hi to your sisters for me!
  • I told my grandmother how you hpeled. She said, “bake them a cake!”
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    Funniest/ best comment Spam

    I take the amount of comment spam on my blogs as a sign that my RSS feed is working the way I want and recently the comment spam is getting funnier and funnier - and I just had to share it and ask if anyone esle has some good ones? I think I'm going to start pinning them on my wall or making a scrap book to look at when I neeed a boost!