I never knew what hemorrhoids really were

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Ok I have been researching the hemorrhoid niche and I was under the impression that hemorrhoids were pimples, bumps or maybe boils on the skin around your butt. Well I do a search for hemorrhoid pictures oh my god! I almost vomited. If I ever had anything like that I would buy every ebook, supplement, snake oil medicine available to try get rid of it. Hemorrhoids is definitely a desperate buyers niche. I am sure that there is a lot money to be in this niche.
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  • Just on seeing the title of the thread I thought 'you don't want to know either'. That's as a human. As a marketer, one definitely does want to know. Embarrassing products (with illnesses you won't be comfortable asking a shop assistant about) are lucrative. Go for it!
  • The hemorrhoid niche is a pain in the ass.
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    • Yes, but there's piles of money in it.
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  • Yes butt, what I think is...

    :-Don
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    • The first time I got hemorrhoids it really shocked my ex-wife who I was living with at the time.

      She always thought I was a perfect a$$hole.

      ~Bill
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  • I was prepared for some one liners in this thread, but I had no idea
    how bad the carnage would actually be...
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    • Don't worry Ken...I'm sure everything will come out fine in the end.
  • I was going to make a joke, but I couldn't be arsed to think of one.
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    • Too bad.

      I was waiting for a re-butt-al from you.
  • This is where I'd normally insert the classic Bum marketing joke - but that one is starting to get too cheeky.
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  • Ok, these jokes have gone on long enough....



    time to pinch it off.
  • Cheeky ain't they:rolleyes:
  • Horrific the idea we'll all get em. Anyway for one thing, I eat half a dozen prunes a day. Not for the laxative effect though occasionally for that, but they're absolutely choc full of anti-oxidants apparently. If straining at stool has to do with this problem, this prune business should help
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    • That's two minutes I'll never get back....
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    I never knew what hemorrhoids really were

    Ok I have been researching the hemorrhoid niche and I was under the impression that hemorrhoids were pimples, bumps or maybe boils on the skin around your butt. Well I do a search for hemorrhoid pictures oh my god! I almost vomited. If I ever had anything like that I would buy every ebook, supplement, snake oil medicine available to try get rid of it. Hemorrhoids is definitely a desperate buyers niche. I am sure that there is a lot money to be in this niche.