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HeySal

14 years ago

Had a fight with your sweety, eh?

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Jagged 14 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Had a fight with your sweety, eh?

My quess is it's that toilet seat thingy...happens every time
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- Bjarne Eldhuset 14 years ago
  
  Here are 2 ways internet marketers can solve the toilet seat problem:
  
  a) Outsource the "toilet seat up or down" process. If you don't like anyone watching you doing your thing, this might not be for you.
  
  b) Automate the process. Just don't get yourself or parts of yourself caught up in the process.
  
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  CDarklock 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Bjarne Eldhuset
  
  Here are 2 ways internet marketers can solve the toilet seat problem:
  
  Here's #3.
  
  Leaving the toilet seat up is gross. Put the seat AND the lid down.
  
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  glchandler 14 years ago
  
  Leaving the toilet seat up is gross. Put the seat AND the lid down.
  
  Saturday morning blurry mind immediately flashed on the splash pattern THAT could cause!
  
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  Dave Patterson 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by glchandler
  
  Saturday morning blurry mind immediately flashed on the splash pattern THAT could cause!
  
  I hear you....some mornings I have to FEEL my way to the bathroom...
  
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  CDarklock 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dave Patterson
  
  I hear you....some mornings I have to FEEL my way to the bathroom...
  
  It doesn't make you less of a man to SIT DOWN.
  
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  Silas Hart 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by CDarklock
  
  It doesn't make you less of a man to SIT DOWN.
  
  Bah, I stand even while I poop.
  
  /pounds chest
  
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  HeySal 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by glchandler
  
  Saturday morning blurry mind immediately flashed on the splash pattern THAT could cause!
  
  1. You don't put the lid down until after you flush.
  
  2. If you mean that you're too tired to remember the lid is closed, just remember the wife's splash pattern under the same Sat. morning circumstances with the seat up.
  
  3. If the wife makes a splash pattern, remember all the bacteria that she is wearing when she comes back to bed and snuggles next to you if she is vengeful enough to just dry off without washing after the plunge.
  
  4. It astounds me in the grand scheme of a life where a a woman helps to make a living, has a guys rug rats then cares for them, takes care of him when he's sick, cooks meals, cleans house, etc and so on........that being asked to put a toilet seat down is such an issue for some guys.
  
  5. CD is right - it is gross to have the seat up. You don't have to wrap it in a nice little ribbon like the hotels do for cripes sakes.
  
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  Kay King 14 years ago
  
  I've never understood the "seat debate". One person puts it up - another puts it down - seems fair to me.
  
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  Kurt 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kay King
  
  I've never understood the "seat debate". One person puts it up - another puts it down - seems fair to me.
  
  I agree.
  
  I'm far more concerned about whether the toilet paper roll is loaded so the sheets come out ON TOP, instead of under the roll.
  
  For 5-6 years in a row I'd squirt the seat with water right before the ex would get up for work. She's normally a very patient, calm person, but every year I'd year her yelling " Kurt! $#%%#$ the $%*&! seat up!". I'd be in the other room laughing so hard at how she fell for it yet again.
  
  Something tells me this may be one reason I'm her ex?
  
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  MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kurt
  
  I agree.
  
  I'm far more concerned about whether the toilet paper roll is loaded so the sheets come out ON TOP, instead of under the roll.
  
  Hahaha Kurt!
  
  Just wondering why you prefer the top as opposed to the bottom. Is there a particular reason or is it just your preference?
  
  As for me, since my son moved back home and my grand daughters are over quite often, I'm just happy to find toilet paper on the roll!
  
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HeySal

14 years ago

Gee - If I were a guy, considering their plumbing constructions, and had a yard, I don't think I'd let that be an issue very often.

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antiquenh

14 years ago

I have read this in my mail and yeah it was funny.

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guide4everything

14 years ago

Yup,it seems you had a tiny fight with ur cuty

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MissTerraK

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said "NO!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up .

The End

And secretly felt detached and somehow lonely even though he wasn't alone!

Terra

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owwo

14 years ago

sigh...i wish i could have the op's fairy tale. anybody know of a good divorce lawyer?

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MikeAmbrosio

14 years ago

Oh, I solved this one about 7 years ago...

We have a bathroom off our master bedroom. It has a stall shower instead of a bathtub, so my wife won't use it.

SO, I took it over completely.

Now, if she uses this bathroom (which only happens if the other is occupied) she puts the seat UP when she's done.

Life is grand!

I highly recommend this solution to any couple that gets into it over this issue - build "his and hers" bathrooms

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