Never Argue With a Woman Who Reads

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[Got this in an email today and thought I'd pass it on...]


One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.

The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.


~Bill
  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
    Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

    [Got this an email today and thought I'd pass it on...]


    One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

    Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

    She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.

    The peace and solitude are magnificent.

    Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

    He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

    'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

    'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

    'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

    'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

    'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

    'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

    'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

    'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.


    ~Bill
    I love it!

    Don't mess with women when they're enjoying their solitude! They may be physically resting, but their thought processes are always as sharp as tack, or in this instance, maybe as sharp as a hook!:p

    Terra
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    • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

      ...but their thought processes are always as sharp as tack...
      I'm guessing the masculine version of that is Pinhead?
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      • Profile picture of the author mcampbell075
        Hahaha nice story.. That woman is definitely wise!
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      • Profile picture of the author CDarklock
        Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

        I'm guessing the masculine version of that is Pinhead?
        There is a secret song at the centre of the world...

        And its sound is like razors through flesh.

        You can hear its faint echo even now.

        I'm here to turn up the volume.

        To rub the stinking face of humanity into the dark blood of its own secret heart.

        Black miracles... dark wonders... another life of unknown pleasures.

        It's lying bleeding at your feet.

        Hellraiser is not a movie.

        It is a religion.
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        "The Golden Town is the Golden Town no longer. They have sold their pillars for brass and their temples for money, they have made coins out of their golden doors. It is become a dark town full of trouble, there is no ease in its streets, beauty has left it and the old songs are gone." - Lord Dunsany, The Messengers
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

        I'm guessing the masculine version of that is Pinhead?

        LOL!

        I wouldn't know, however I'll take your word on it!

        Terra
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  • Profile picture of the author myeanne
    Well, that's women power!
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  • Profile picture of the author antiquenh
    What a wise lady. nice story by the way.
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