I have always wanted to be a modulator since I was knee high to a pissant! They get paid mighty fine money and... do what? What do you mean they do not get paid anythin? Well, that shore does not matter much! I am still interested!
I want to be a modulator cause of all the respect they always is gettin and... no respect? Whose britches you tryin to crap in... course they get respect... don't they? Well, respect is highly overrated anyhew!
I want to be a modulator cause they has a purty easy job. All they have to do is sit around and... they do NOT have to work... do they? Are you foolin with me... the Warrior Forum can sometimes be just like the wild west frontier? Shewt, I always was a thankin that this here WF was just like On Golden Pond!
WELL TARNATION... WHAT THE HECK USE IS IT TO BE A MODULATOR IF YOU DO NOT GET PAID, YOU GIT NO RESPECT AN YOU HAVE TO BE A WORKIN?
Ohhhhh, wait a dadgum second... I KNOW WHY THEY IS MODULATORS! I remember readin that Mr. Says gives all the the dadburn modulators in the WF a free donkey. THAT'S IT!
I want to be a modulator in the WF cause I want one a them there free donkeys. If you will let me be a modulator, I will be really nice to all them folks who do not give the modulators respect! I will do thangs that will make them disrespectful folk be nice to everyone. Hey, I got it... I ain't NEVER met no one who did not like donkeys! If I ever get to be a modulator, I will bring my donkey into the WF and I will let all them disrespectful folks just kiss my... Well, heck, I forgots what I was a gonna say! Never mind!