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  • Profile picture of the author KenThompson
    Nothing like a bowl of cold lard drowning in warm bacon
    grease. Let's not forget hot biscuits and sausage gravy, too.

    mmm, mmm.


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  • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
    I'm happy because I have Pink Pills for Pale People:

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  • Profile picture of the author Steven Carl Kelly
    I thought maybe you were taking some toothache medicine:

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    • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
      Originally Posted by Steven Carl Kelly View Post

      I thought maybe you were taking some toothache medicine:

      For sale by all druggists!? I wish I was born like a 100 years ago.
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    • Profile picture of the author healthconverter
      Originally Posted by Steven Carl Kelly View Post

      I thought maybe you were taking some toothache medicine:

      Wow, how prices have gone up since March 1885...

      I am happy because I just got a negative result on my biopsy. I have no cancer. None. Absolutely no cancer. It's an awesome feeling after losing a lot of sleep over getting 60/40 odds.
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      • Profile picture of the author LynnM
        Originally Posted by healthconverter View Post


        I am happy because I just got a negative result on my biopsy. I have no cancer. None. Absolutely no cancer. It's an awesome feeling after losing a lot of sleep over getting 60/40 odds.
        What a brilliant piece of news, congratulations
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        • Profile picture of the author bpockets
          Because things can always be worse. Keeping things in perspective goes a long way to being happy.
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    • Profile picture of the author KoryLGriffin
      Originally Posted by Steven Carl Kelly View Post

      I thought maybe you were taking some toothache medicine:
      Love it!

      I wonder how much they would be now-a-days?


      Cheers and thanks for sharing.
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  • Profile picture of the author CloudTap
    Coca-Lard mmm....

    Happy atm
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    • Profile picture of the author KimW
      Originally Posted by shanshan View Post

      i have not thought about that,maybe just because of i want to have a goog time then
      So, your saying someone googling you makes you happy?
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      • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
        Originally Posted by KimW View Post

        So, your saying someone googling you makes you happy?
        I've learned to be happy just googling myself...
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            • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
              Originally Posted by HowardAuston View Post

              I am Happy because Today is my Birthday!!!
              Happy Birthday!

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              • Profile picture of the author ramboo
                I am happy because i just got new game to play its Killzone 2
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        • Profile picture of the author CDarklock
          Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

          I've learned to be happy just googling myself...
          I don't go ogle myself that often, but when I do, I like what I see.
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          "The Golden Town is the Golden Town no longer. They have sold their pillars for brass and their temples for money, they have made coins out of their golden doors. It is become a dark town full of trouble, there is no ease in its streets, beauty has left it and the old songs are gone." - Lord Dunsany, The Messengers
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  • Profile picture of the author JustinDupre
    I'm happy because I have nice friends and I'm healthy as a horse.
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  • Profile picture of the author Steven Carl Kelly
    Does nobody here eat lard for happiness?
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    • Profile picture of the author ThomM
      Originally Posted by Steven Carl Kelly View Post

      Does nobody here eat lard for happiness?
      Bacon does it for me.
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  • Profile picture of the author san4os
    Im happy cause I bought strawberry ice-cream and eat it
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  • Profile picture of the author sarahberra
    That is nasty. Lard is the worst thing you can eat. That must be a joke right??
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  • Profile picture of the author ankurg562
    hi,
    i am happy because i got a job.
    i still working in internet.i complete my work then they pay my salary.
    i take salary & enjoy very very much.
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    • Profile picture of the author LynnM
      Actually...lard is better for you than butter, less saturated fat.
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  • Profile picture of the author hireava
    I'm happy because I have a son, wife and very cool job...

    and of course good health and very simple but life yet to the fullest!
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  • Profile picture of the author morsh
    do we need a reason to be happy ?
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  • Profile picture of the author nigrilaforever
    I'm really happy because today is a payday at my work
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  • Profile picture of the author Steven Carl Kelly
    Eat another can of lard and DOUBLE your happiness!
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    • Profile picture of the author Amherst
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      I am Happy because I am with my Wife!!!
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  • Profile picture of the author Crazee Hippee
    sipping cocktail, on my balcony overlooking beautiful tropical ocean, palm trees swaying, sun shining = happiness.
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      • Profile picture of the author slk
        I am happy just because....life is full of good stuff and lard is one of them.
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  • Profile picture of the author Larry Moskovitz
    I am happy because God give me good opportunity to avail my aim ,when You feel like your life is on the right track,When you think about people in your life, you tend to think of those you care about and love obviously you feel happy yourself.........
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    • Profile picture of the author Radburn
      I am happy because I have a Cute girl friend her name is Yasirm
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      • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
        Originally Posted by Radburn View Post

        I am happy because I have a Cute girl friend her name is Yasirm
        What's your secret? Did you present her with lard?
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    • Profile picture of the author dineplaces
      Originally Posted by Larry Moskovitz View Post

      I am happy because God give me good opportunity to avail my aim ,when You feel like your life is on the right track,When you think about people in your life, you tend to think of those you care about and love obviously you feel happy yourself.........




      yes you r right it depends how you take life
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  • Profile picture of the author jacktackett
    I spent yesterday afternoon with my oldest son (9) - who we were warned would be a failure to thrive and probably would never walk as a baby - ride his bicycle around the cul-de-sac after taking off the training wheels.

    Can't possibly see how life can get better than that - having the ability to take time off to just go play with my kids, having very healthy children, and a nice neighborhood to let them play in.

    that's what makes me happy.

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  • Profile picture of the author djbventures
    I'm happy because the weather here has been amazing and I get to play Frisbee with the pup most everyday and that makes her happy too!
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    • Profile picture of the author Andersnilson
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      I am Not Happy because i don't have fun in my life
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      • Profile picture of the author Sole
        Originally Posted by Andersnilson View Post

        I am Not Happy because i don't have fun in my life
        life is so full of fun everywhere
        just find those little things you enjoy and smile
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        • Profile picture of the author Sandor Verebi
          Originally Posted by Sole View Post

          life is so full of fun everywhere
          just find those little things you enjoy and smile
          Hi Sole,

          Great words you've said, those are exposing the essence. In today's hectical life people intend to forget to stop for a moment and think. This world is many-coloured. You may find bad and great things, both of them exist.

          But our life may turn into bitter one if we notice the bad one only.

          Imagine: a morning's sunshine... a blooming flower with a bee... a smile of an oncoming women... the hearty laugh of your kid... a nice conversation with a pleasant people... a glass of a fresh drink... a kiss with your beloved... a well done task... a deserved raise... and so on.

          Just name a few what can make you happy everyday.

          Our life becomes more harmonic if we do not go past these blindly, but we enjoy them sometimes. Such relax give us more motivation to live our life full, I feel so.

          Don't forget, we live only one times.

          Happy weekend,

          Sandor
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    • Profile picture of the author chrysalis
      Originally Posted by pradiprg View Post

      Because I want to be happy. If you decide, you can be happy under any circumstances. It is the external manifestation of your inner feeling, and mind thinking.


      This is so true! Happiness is just a thought away!
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  • Profile picture of the author Sheryl Polomka
    Because I am alive - I have good health, I have a great husband, I have the best kids, I have a great Mum who lives 2 streets away and I have the best sister!

    What more could a girl want!
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    • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
      Originally Posted by Sheryl Polomka View Post

      Because I am alive - I have good health, I have a great husband, I have the best kids, I have a great Mum who lives 2 streets away and I have the best sister!

      What more could a girl want!
      Nice. Very nice. It is great to hear about happy mutually loving and supportive families. I think my wife and I are providing something like that for our baby boy. For me, it is reassuring to see evidence that such loving families really do exist outside of "Leave it to Beaver." My relatives are thousands and thousands of miles away (and I am happy because of that, heh heh heh).
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      • Profile picture of the author Sheryl Polomka
        Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

        Nice. Very nice. It is great to hear about happy mutually loving and supportive families. I think my wife and I are providing something like that for our baby boy. For me, it is reassuring to see evidence that such loving families really do exist outside of "Leave it to Beaver." My relatives are thousands and thousands of miles away (and I am happy because of that, heh heh heh).
        There are happy families out there and I hope that I am bringing my kids up so they will be good to their families too. I like having my family close and as much as I would actually love to move and live up in Northern Australia, I don't think I could leave all my family behind.
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        • Profile picture of the author Rollinsjohn
          Who says that i am Happy :confused:
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  • Profile picture of the author Gary Pettit
    "There is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way." -- Dr. Wayne Dyer
    Check out the book Happier by Tal Ben-Shahar. I highly recommend it.
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    Happiness is doing what we want to do
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    • Profile picture of the author Jamaun
      I am Happy because today is my first Date,I am going to meet my Lover her name is Maya but Sad thing is that I don't have Money to take her in any Hotel we,ll go may be in some park
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  • Profile picture of the author Ace Khor
    I am Happy when I make other happy =)
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    • Profile picture of the author MorganBrown
      Its good but I feel Happy when My Parents are Happy and When I see Smile on their face I feel that i get every thing in this World I love my Parents
      Thanks
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    • Profile picture of the author judith obrien
      I am happy because i am tring to accomplish new things in life right now, and that i have been doing things lately that i thought i could never accomplish!
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    • Profile picture of the author dashawn
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      Yeah, making others happy makes us happy.
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  • Profile picture of the author Rogerboy
    I am happy because I am young and discovered internet marketing not so long ago
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  • Profile picture of the author Jordan Kovats
    I'm happy because I woke up today, still breathing. That means I get another day.
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  • Profile picture of the author Sheryl Polomka
    Because the breeder just rang to let us know they have a puppy available for us - I'm so excited and happy right now!
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    • Profile picture of the author Sebastianlee
      I am Happy because i just got married yesterday and i have a Awesome night yesterday
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      • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
        Originally Posted by Sebastianlee View Post

        I am Happy because i just got married yesterday and i have a Awesome night yesterday
        Congratulations!
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  • Profile picture of the author pappyy3
    I am happy because today I found out eating lard makes you happy, which makes others (who may not like eating lard) also happy when they read about people eating lard and being happy.

    ..... man I feel a tooth-ache coming on
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    • Profile picture of the author Courtneymike
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      I am Happy because I am listening a Wonderful Track
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        Originally Posted by Courtneymike View Post

        I am Happy because I am listening a Wonderful Track
        What's playing?
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  • Profile picture of the author mdonald
    I love my family when they happy i automatically feels happiness..........



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  • Profile picture of the author mdonald
    be happy and be healthy..............
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    I am happy because I am peaceful
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  • Profile picture of the author abednego
    I am happy because it is my girlfriends birthday this weekend - and I planned an elaborate weekend getaway.

    Its going to rock.FACE!
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  • Profile picture of the author kennethwo
    I am quite happy today because I have got a new job today.
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  • Profile picture of the author dorim
    I am happy because I don't have anything in my life to be unhappy about.
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  • Profile picture of the author Eduard Stinga
    I am happy because I discovered the Internet Marketing and Freelancing world and I have a good feeling that it will improve my life significantly
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  • Profile picture of the author deep12
    I love to be happy.
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  • Profile picture of the author Rick B
    I'm happy for many reasons:

    1. I don't dwell on the things that can cause unhappiness. I don't ignore them, just don't overemphasize them. Life can sometimes stink but dwelling on such things only makes matters worse.
    2. I appreciate the things that do make me happy even when they are minor things.
    3. I like having things but the desire for them doesn't rule me. If I can't afford a T-Bone steak, I'll simply love my hamburger steak. If I can't afford a Lexus, I'll get extra seat padding in my Hyundai. If I can't afford a cruise, I'll go to the beach.
    4. If I really get down and depressed I think about someone who has things worse than I do and, if possible, I do something to make their life better.

    Feeling down is a natural thing on occasion but it's really a total waste of time. Keeping those moments to a minimum is half the battle to a happy life. If a family member or a friend says or does something that upsets me I ask myself, "How big a deal is this, really"? Some people don't have a brother or a spouse or a friend. They would love to change places with me.

    That's how I look at life and it works!
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  • Profile picture of the author PeterDunin
    I'm happy because my family aren't going to have the house repossessed now.
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  • Profile picture of the author TheHappy4
    I am happy for soo many reasons right now. Looks like its going to be a great month, year, lifetime

    1. I switched my hours working outside my home to 6pm-11pm. Job is a cake walk at these hours, love it!
    2. Me and my husband both get paid every 2 weeks for our outside jobs, husband just found out next month, he will start getting paid weekly. Very awesome news.
    3. Last night I read something on here from a warrior member and it completely flipped my switch. It was completely free advice and it just hit me like a ton of bricks, bam I can make it online. The tips he gave were just amazing. No off the wall stuff, but awesome. This week I will be taking action on everything he mentioned. Will setup a daily to do list for myself asap and get started implementing everything. So thrilled.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kangaroo777
    Iam happy becousei got my tickets to Fly to Australia
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  • Profile picture of the author Jun Balona
    I'm happy because I have so many problems...

    ...makes me busy to solve them one by one.
    Btw, can anyone donate some lard?
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    I am very Happy to see this question
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