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14 years ago

...and, don't post deceptive sicko porno movies either...

(like the guy last nite who started like 10 threads with them)

I'm pretty sure he was banned. :p

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Steven Wagenheim

14 years ago

Michael...that is some scary stuff.

Don't you EVER do that again!

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ChickenMan

14 years ago

If you're banned forever, how are you on here now

?

At first, I hated the WF because of several reasons. But everyday now, it's becoming like an addiction almost which eventually caused me to get a WR membership.

long story short, I like the forum and I rather keep my account

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Ron Douglas

14 years ago

Don't be an idiot Michael lol

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mauricio.quito

14 years ago

It would even have been funnier from them to ban your real account and let you keep the one with "idiot" in the username, hahaha that would have taught you a thing or two...

just kidding, I know you learnt your lesson...

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Michael Mayo

14 years ago

Originally Posted by x3xsolxdierx3x

...and, don't post deceptive sicko porno movies either...

(like the guy last nite who started like 10 threads with them)

I'm pretty sure he was banned. :p

Totally agree with that. I bet if the mods could check whom reported it first it would have been me. I even knew where it orginated.

Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim

Michael...that is some scary stuff.

Don't you EVER do that again!

Steven, The porn stuff wasn't me relax... :confused:

I just posted to a thread a friend created using part of their thread title as my user name. No Harm. My post wasn't even scarry!

Originally Posted by ChickenMan

If you're banned forever, how are you on here now

?

At first, I hated the WF because of several reasons. But everyday now, it's becoming like an addiction almost which eventually caused me to get a WR membership.

long story short, I like the forum and I rather keep my account

That's cool and a smart way of thinking. The WF can help you grow if you
allow it to. You must learn how to use it as you would any other tool.
Go a head and get the "War Room Membership" You won't regret it!

Originally Posted by Ron Douglas

Don't be an idiot Michael lol

Ron, We all have are moments...lol

Originally Posted by mauricio.quito

It would even have been funnier from them to ban your real account and let you keep the one with "idiot" in the username, hahaha that would have taught you a thing or two...

just kidding, I know you learnt your lesson...

Mauricio

Agreed, That would have been funny but now that you've said that I
cringe thinking about it.

Have a Great Day!
Michael

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humbledmarket

Banned 14 years ago

Haha, Must have been a great emotional rollercoster; first the joy of pranking than the fustration and venting of losing your account; then the relieve of getting your account back; then the confession lol

Well at least they re-enabled your account.

Originally Posted by mauricio.quito

It would even have been funnier from them to ban your real account and let you keep the one with "idiot" in the username, hahaha that would have taught you a thing or two...

just kidding, I know you learnt your lesson...

Mauricio

LOL, I'd laugh my A$$ off if they did that.

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anthon

14 years ago

LOl!
You played a joke with others and WF mods played a real ban with you.
Any way , Thanks for writing about it.
It is fun playing with peoples acting as two different peoples but it will violate WF TOS.

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Michael Mayo

14 years ago

Thanks Paul!

Steven,
I see now where you were coming from with your reply, Thanks!

Have a Great Day!
Michael

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KimW

14 years ago

I see the new catch phrase now:
Don't be a Michael!
or
Don't pull a Michael!

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Dennis Gaskill 14 years ago

Originally Posted by KimW

I see the new catch phrase now:
Don't be a Michael!
or
Don't pull a Michael!

Can't wait to see what Michael Oksa has to say about that.

Maybe we should call it a Mayo instead? Instead of "hold the mayo" someone can "pull a mayo."

And Mr. Mayo, I knew you were nothing but trouble as soon as I saw you were impersonating my brother.
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jacktackett 14 years ago

Originally Posted by KimW

I see the new catch phrase now:
Don't be a Michael!
or
Don't pull a Michael!

With your permission Kim I'm printing up TShirts now ;-)

yikes Michael - what would we do without you -glad the mods are not among the humor impaired group - sometimes folks just don't get a joke - glad they did this time.

best,
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ps What have we learned today kiddies - obviously, learn to use a proxy

pss please note this post smiley captioned for the humor impaired....
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- javistuff 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by jacktackett
  
  ps What have we learned today kiddies - obviously, learn to use a proxy
  
  pss please note this post smiley captioned for the humor impaired....
  
  Absolutely loved that...!
  
  This forum IS truly an addiction. (Offtopic, I know, but had to re-state that).
  
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abednego 14 years ago

Originally Posted by KimW

I see the new catch phrase now:
Don't be a Michael!
or
Don't pull a Michael!

I don't know why - but that just made me think of a really old Married w Children episode...

"don't bundy that book!"
yikes.
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- Bill Farnham 14 years ago
  
  That's it, Michael...I'm tellin' Thaddaeus T. Hogg on you...
  
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  Thaddaeus T. Hogg 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Bill Farnham
  
  That's it, Michael...I'm tellin' Thaddaeus T. Hogg on you...
  
  ~Bill
  
  I heared my name called and I thought I would be a seein what you was a wantin!
  
  ***IDIOT***
  
  I heared my name called a second time and I thought I would see what you was a wantin!
  
  Who is Thaddeus T Hogg, for crying out loud?
  
  DO WHAT??? You ain't never heared of the greatest internet marketeer in the history of Stumpwoody Holler? You ain't never heared of the bestest scribe what came tumblin down outta the mountains? You ain't never heared of the meanest, honreyest, 'shine sippin, bare wrestlin, road kill eatin feller what is possibly the bestest lookin studmuffin on the whole dadburn Warrior Forum? WHAT... well, don't you be a worryin bout it too much cause I like to keep a mity low profile!
  
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Sheryl Polomka

14 years ago

That's funny, I bet you were a bit shocked when you found out you couldn't log in

They must have picked it up fairly quickly though, you'd think it'd take more than one post before linking 2 members to the same IP

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Kevin Riley 14 years ago

Don't be too hard on yourself. We all do a Michaelic thing every once in a while. I've been a Michael many times.
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Michael Mayo

14 years ago

Originally Posted by KimW

I see the new catch phrase now:
Don't be a Michael!
or
Don't pull a Michael!

Oh $hit, Kim give me a break...lol
That would actually be messed up.

Originally Posted by Sheryl Polomka

That's funny, I bet you were a bit shocked when you found out you couldn't log in

They must have picked it up fairly quickly though, you'd think it'd take more than one post before linking 2 members to the same IP

Sheryl,
Shocked isn't the right word for the feeling I had then!
They knew it was me from my posts and by IP.

All I can say to the Mods is "Thanks for allowing me to get the joke across
to my friend before deleting the thread and Me!"

Have a Great Day!
Michael

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14 years ago

LMAO... woooo... lawdy, lawdy, lawdy... love ya, man!

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Michael Mayo

14 years ago

Oh $hit,
Here they come from the wood works!

Michael

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Michael Mayo

14 years ago

That's It! I'm never confessing to anything here in the forum ever again.

After serious testing, Many of you can choose to hold the Mayo!

Dennis, Your Brother must be a good looking dude!

Have a Great Day!
Michael

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Joseph Ratliff 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Michael Mayo

After serious testing, Many of you can choose to hold the Mayo!

Hold...the...Mayo... "Play me off Johnny (piano playing in the background)"... sheesh
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Sheryl Polomka

14 years ago

lol, perhaps you shouldn't have confessed - I bet you feel like a real Mayo now hey!

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Mohammad Afaq 14 years ago

LOL......

I was laughing my *** off after your joke on that thread
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mnonline

14 years ago

Another lesson for us to learn

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medgar

14 years ago

Who is Thaddeus T Hogg, for crying out loud?

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Dennis Gaskill 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Michael Mayo

After serious testing, Many of you can choose to hold the Mayo!

I'll bet you'd like that, especially from the .... better half of the members.

Dennis, Your Brother must be a good looking dude!

He looks just like me, only completely different. :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by medgar

Who is Thaddeus T Hogg, for crying out loud?

Good ol' Thad will let you know if'n he figgers it fer the best.
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hireava

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Michael Mayo

Hi Warriors,

I have a confession to make and you need to hear this.

It was approx a week ago that a fellow Warrior made a post that was
boarder line a rant. I noticed the post when I had logged on to the WF.

The persons post had something about an idiot in the thread title.

I quickly logged out thinking I would mess with MY FRIEND a minute.

I created a new WF Account with the user name "idiot" and logged back in.

I then replied to his post jokingly.

I then logged out and back in as myself making a post stating to my friend
"Sorry, I couldn't help myself". My friend wasn't mad at all. Heck they
thanked me for the post because after 10 other people posted I was the
only one that understood what they were trying to convey with the
thread.

Today, I try to log in as myself and all of a sudden I can't!
"I've been Banned...lol fore ever"

Hate it when that happens...lol

You can only swallow your heart so many times before you screw up and
pass in out the wrong end.

Mods, I'm done playing...lol

Actually, I know that whom banned the idiot knew what they were doing
and that it was my account. I just didn't realize that it would effect my
real account.

Yes I knew that it was against the WF rules although I didn't do it to game
the system. I did it as a Joke to a friend. I've been here long enough to
see other user names created jokingly such as God, Devil and many others.

This is In No Way Meant To Be A Rant! Just a Warning to Others.

Don't Chance It!

Mods, Thanks for allowing me to return.

Have a Great Day!
Michael

thanks for this info... so isn't funny to get banned? lol

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14 years ago

I bet you felt like a real idiot when you realized what had happened... LOL

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Richard Van

14 years ago

I actually think this is a really good post and a very well done confession. The fact such a well known Warrior and war room member with over five years of time served and the best part of 3500 posts can get banned for life (well, let back in on this occasion) just goes to show no ones outside the rules.

Glad your still here Mayo man.

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attractionmarketing

14 years ago

I was having a crappy morning but this thread made me laugh, can you only have one account from the one ip though as my wife wants to join but would be from this ip

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Alfred Shelver

14 years ago

Thats why I origanlly took over my husbands account as I did not want to be banned for Multiple IP's and he was not using it any way.

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I was having a crappy morning but this thread made me laugh, can you only have one account from the one ip though as my wife wants to join but would be from this ip

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sbucciarel

Banned 14 years ago

Yeah ... ban the real acct and you get to keep idiot ... lol. What were you thinking?
Glad they let you back in.

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Gary King

14 years ago

Folks, this shows the playful nature of Warriors.

(The poor decision making skills too - lol!)

It also shows how tight of a ship this can become when necessary.

Just a thought for the day - before you click Submit Reply on that scathing response to someone, ask yourself if you are helping or just adding to the venom flying around.

Can you re-phrase it so that it DOES help, even if the poster is being a jerk?

(insert commercial of a world full of people holding hands on a grassy hill singing)

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14 years ago

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Tina Golden

14 years ago

Originally Posted by attractionmarketing

I was having a crappy morning but this thread made me laugh, can you only have one account from the one ip though as my wife wants to join but would be from this ip

In cases like this, you can ask and get permission from the Help Desk. There are other couples who both have accounts here. Just be clear and straightforward and they'll normally allow it when you ask first.

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JohnMcCabe 14 years ago

Glad to see you survived, Michael.

Mayo the farce be with you...
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  Glad to see you survived, Michael.
  
  Mayo the farce be with you...
  
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14 years ago

My name is Michael and I am NOT an IDOIT!!!!

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Bill Farnham 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Michael Oksa

My name is Michael and I am NOT an IDOIT!!!!

~M~

Well, according to my spell checker...

Unless you're saying you're not an I DO IT kind of guy...:rolleyes:

Must be a 'Michael' thing...:p

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j/k Michael, I can't even get out of bed without f@<king up.
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- Steven Wagenheim 14 years ago
  
  Q. What did the one idiot say to the other idiot?
  
  A. It's your turn to get the mayo.
  
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Elmer Hurlstone

14 years ago

My folks blessed me with three (3) given names.

Thankfully, neither is Michael.

With warm regards,

Elmer E. W. Hurlstone

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Michael Oksa 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Elmer Hurlstone

My folks blessed me with three (3) given names.

Thankfully, neither is Michael.

With warm regards,

Elmer E. W. Hurlstone

Elmer Elmer Watermelon Hurlstone?

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ChickenMan

14 years ago

I am lost now as to what the focus of this thread is.

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SDenham 14 years ago

Originally Posted by ChickenMan

I am lost now as to what the focus of this thread is.

Just focus on the humor, giggle a little, and then take a deep breath. You'll be ok.

unless you pull a Mayo.

Then you'll be an **IDIOT**

Sorry, Michael, I know it's not nice to have strangers calling you names, but everyone else was doing it, so I thought I'd jump in and bash ya a little too.

No hard feelings?
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- Steven Wagenheim 14 years ago
  
  Poor Michael. I guess we can call this the BLT with Mayo Roast.
  
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  JohnMcCabe 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim
  
  Poor Michael. I guess we can call this the BLT with Mayo Roast.
  
  Someone told me that when Michael was in high school and dating, he kept asking his date if he could go a little further. Being a friendly sort, she kept saying yes. When the sun finally came up, they were in the next state... :p
  
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HeySal

14 years ago

Gee, Michael - great story. But...could you personalize it a little bit for us? We want to know the intimate details, like about the feeling of that warm rush of liquid into the chair upholstery when you realized you'd been kicked for being an idiot.........

Give us all the juicy details........and we'd like extra Mayo with that, please.

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14 years ago

Should make this a "Sticky", with extra Mayo!

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