So I don't yearn for freedom, simply because I use only a few condiments? Ketchup is some conspiracy to weaken us? And when the number of condiments used in general drops, WATCHOUT, the housing market will drop?
YIKES! I don't think I even saw a condiment reduction! You know, in the new england states they have a special condiment that even many of THEM make fun of! It has a silly name...