Rapper Slim Thug's take on Internet Marketing

Did you know that rapper Slim Thug has a song dedicated to us IM'ers? Well, he doesn't. But here is my interpretation of one his more recent works. Enjoy.

"I Run" by Slim Thug


(VERSE 1) They dont make to many *****s like me (Very few people work at home online.)
bonifide hussler certified G (I have a verified Google analytics account)
still got that work if u got the right fee (I do some freelance work for a low price)
u thankin **** fake well ***** come see (I will give you a full refund if you try it)
its bigga then the jewlels, its bigger then the cars
its bigger then the fact that we ****in rap stars (I am so cool online)
the street *****s kno me, these boys got my contacts (You can find me on linkedin)
knowin any givin minute i can come bak (My hosting should be back up soon)
i put a b*tch on I-10 n tell her run that (I sometimes outsource my work)
give her 10 n tell her dont bring nutin bak (I give my VA's clear instructions)
im still n tha hood, i cant leave the streets (I am literally still at home)
its n my blood im a thug till i be deceased (I don't have a good retirement plan)



(Chorus) I ruun the streets all nite n dayyy (I don't work regular hours)
cuz i still ruuun the streets all nite n dayyy (No seriously, I don't)
Jea i rep for my city, go hard for the hood (I do some local offline marketing)
still posted on the block wats good? (You should read my blog posts, they're good)
cuz i still ruun, the streets all nite n day,i cant stay away (I am on skype all day)


(VERSE 2) Its hot on my blok sumbody turn the fan on (I think I am about to get sandboxed)
ive been paid im jus tryin to turn my mans on (Clickbank already sent my referral money)
n get my brand strong, streets miss me wen im gone (Personal branding is important for me)
i put on for my city like jeezys song (I am doing a JV)
please believe me holmes matter fact check my stats (I will send you screenshots)
aint dropped n 3 years but im bak (I had to take a real job for a while)
where the money at?? thats the first question (Keyword research is important)
u better pak a strap thats the first lesson (Make sure you have a submission software)
hard times got the whole united states stressin (Lots of people looking to make money online)
im writin a book, how to survive n a recession (Ebooks are doing great right now)
mr oboma, we so tired of sellin crack (I'm tired of working offline jobs)
if u lookin for me ask the streets where im at (You can find me online because I'm SEO'd)


(Verse 3) Its home sweet home where the D boys roam (Got a great domain name for my homepage)
movin stone for stone or zone for zone (I will do an adswap with you)
all nite getin it on till 6 in tha morn. (I already mentioned the irregular hours)
tha **** im smokin on, stronger then cologne (My sales copy is really catchy)
u can prlly smell the smoke threw ur headfones (Listen to my awesome podcast)
if u still broke better get ur bread loan (Do some freelancing for quick cash)
call me on that burner cuz them feds on my fone (I think my adsense is about to get banned)
n imma run the streets til im under my headstone(Please delete my facebook when I die)