Rapper Slim Thug's take on Internet Marketing

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Did you know that rapper Slim Thug has a song dedicated to us IM'ers? Well, he doesn't. But here is my interpretation of one his more recent works. Enjoy.

"I Run" by Slim Thug


(VERSE 1) They dont make to many *****s like me (Very few people work at home online.)
bonifide hussler certified G (I have a verified Google analytics account)
still got that work if u got the right fee (I do some freelance work for a low price)
u thankin **** fake well ***** come see (I will give you a full refund if you try it)
its bigga then the jewlels, its bigger then the cars
its bigger then the fact that we ****in rap stars (I am so cool online)
the street *****s kno me, these boys got my contacts (You can find me on linkedin)
knowin any givin minute i can come bak (My hosting should be back up soon)
i put a b*tch on I-10 n tell her run that (I sometimes outsource my work)
give her 10 n tell her dont bring nutin bak (I give my VA's clear instructions)
im still n tha hood, i cant leave the streets (I am literally still at home)
its n my blood im a thug till i be deceased (I don't have a good retirement plan)



(Chorus) I ruun the streets all nite n dayyy (I don't work regular hours)
cuz i still ruuun the streets all nite n dayyy (No seriously, I don't)
Jea i rep for my city, go hard for the hood (I do some local offline marketing)
still posted on the block wats good? (You should read my blog posts, they're good)
cuz i still ruun, the streets all nite n day,i cant stay away (I am on skype all day)


(VERSE 2) Its hot on my blok sumbody turn the fan on (I think I am about to get sandboxed)
ive been paid im jus tryin to turn my mans on (Clickbank already sent my referral money)
n get my brand strong, streets miss me wen im gone (Personal branding is important for me)
i put on for my city like jeezys song (I am doing a JV)
please believe me holmes matter fact check my stats (I will send you screenshots)
aint dropped n 3 years but im bak (I had to take a real job for a while)
where the money at?? thats the first question (Keyword research is important)
u better pak a strap thats the first lesson (Make sure you have a submission software)
hard times got the whole united states stressin (Lots of people looking to make money online)
im writin a book, how to survive n a recession (Ebooks are doing great right now)
mr oboma, we so tired of sellin crack (I'm tired of working offline jobs)
if u lookin for me ask the streets where im at (You can find me online because I'm SEO'd)


(Verse 3) Its home sweet home where the D boys roam (Got a great domain name for my homepage)
movin stone for stone or zone for zone (I will do an adswap with you)
all nite getin it on till 6 in tha morn. (I already mentioned the irregular hours)
tha **** im smokin on, stronger then cologne (My sales copy is really catchy)
u can prlly smell the smoke threw ur headfones (Listen to my awesome podcast)
if u still broke better get ur bread loan (Do some freelancing for quick cash)
call me on that burner cuz them feds on my fone (I think my adsense is about to get banned)
n imma run the streets til im under my headstone(Please delete my facebook when I die)


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  • Profile picture of the author TristanPerry
    LOL!

    I definitely agree that it's secretely a song about IM. It's so clear now that you point it out :p
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    • Profile picture of the author caseycase
      It was all so clear to me yesterday when I was running (this is a great workout song, by the way. It is slow, kind of like my running pace.)!

      Originally Posted by TristanPerry View Post

      LOL!

      I definitely agree that it's secretely a song about IM. It's so clear now that you point it out :p
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  • Profile picture of the author BarryOnline
    You have way to much time on your hands
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  • Profile picture of the author Alex Barboza
    This is so funny
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  • Profile picture of the author macchiavelli
    I love hiphop but you have way too much time whahahahahahaha.
    Great job!!
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    • Profile picture of the author caseycase
      My wife would agree!

      Originally Posted by macchiavelli View Post

      I love hiphop but you have way too much time whahahahahahaha.
      Great job!!
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  • Profile picture of the author CDarklock
    With apologies to Ice-T...

    Hustler; word, I got my Google on...
    Blast my ads, look... the competition's gone.
    Rock my autoblog, scrape my news spots,
    Try to compete - damn! You watch your SERPs drop.
    You gotta deal with me, I'm an unstoppable force,
    Cash money? It's in my pocket of course.
    There ain't nothin' to lose, it's a game,
    In my brain I got the I.M. migraine.
    I gotta get ranked tonight, my SEO is tight,
    Spammin' my link to the brink, burn me viral bright
    So many sites on my host, you'd think I'm sellin' them,
    Nineteen - and I'm in fifty different MLMs.
    Go to school, they talk about college,
    What the hell? I got the I.M. street knowledge.
    So I don't wanna hear that crap...
    Why? I'd rather be a black hat
    Hustler...
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    "The Golden Town is the Golden Town no longer. They have sold their pillars for brass and their temples for money, they have made coins out of their golden doors. It is become a dark town full of trouble, there is no ease in its streets, beauty has left it and the old songs are gone." - Lord Dunsany, The Messengers
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    • Profile picture of the author caseycase
      Haha!!! Old school Ice-T FTW!


      Originally Posted by CDarklock View Post

      With apologies to Ice-T...

      Hustler; word, I got my Google on...
      Blast my ads, look... the competition's gone.
      Rock my autoblog, scrape my news spots,
      Try to compete - damn! You watch your SERPs drop.
      You gotta deal with me, I'm an unstoppable force,
      Cash money? It's in my pocket of course.
      There ain't nothin' to lose, it's a game,
      In my brain I got the I.M. migraine.
      I gotta get ranked tonight, my SEO is tight,
      Spammin' my link to the brink, burn me viral bright
      So many sites on my host, you'd think I'm sellin' them,
      Nineteen - and I'm in fifty different MLMs.
      Go to school, they talk about college,
      What the hell? I got the I.M. street knowledge.
      So I don't wanna hear that crap...
      Why? I'd rather be a black hat
      Hustler...
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  • Awesome!!!
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  • Profile picture of the author cino205
    i like...i like
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    • Profile picture of the author CDarklock
      Originally Posted by Don Schenk View Post

      Will you perform that "live" for us on Friday if I record some beats?
      Former DJ. I can record the beats myself.
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      "The Golden Town is the Golden Town no longer. They have sold their pillars for brass and their temples for money, they have made coins out of their golden doors. It is become a dark town full of trouble, there is no ease in its streets, beauty has left it and the old songs are gone." - Lord Dunsany, The Messengers
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      • Profile picture of the author caseycase
        Please...record that and post it here!!! Haha!

        Originally Posted by CDarklock View Post

        Former DJ. I can record the beats myself.
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  • Profile picture of the author crystalq
    Originally Posted by caseycase View Post

    Did you know that rapper Slim Thug has a song dedicated to us IM'ers? Well, he doesn't. But here is my interpretation of one his more recent works. Enjoy.

    "I Run" by Slim Thug


    (VERSE 1) They dont make to many *****s like me (Very few people work at home online.)
    bonifide hussler certified G (I have a verified Google analytics account)
    still got that work if u got the right fee (I do some freelance work for a low price)
    u thankin **** fake well ***** come see (I will give you a full refund if you try it)
    its bigga then the jewlels, its bigger then the cars
    its bigger then the fact that we ****in rap stars (I am so cool online)
    the street *****s kno me, these boys got my contacts (You can find me on linkedin)
    knowin any givin minute i can come bak (My hosting should be back up soon)
    i put a b*tch on I-10 n tell her run that (I sometimes outsource my work)
    give her 10 n tell her dont bring nutin bak (I give my VA's clear instructions)
    im still n tha hood, i cant leave the streets (I am literally still at home)
    its n my blood im a thug till i be deceased (I don't have a good retirement plan)



    (Chorus) I ruun the streets all nite n dayyy (I don't work regular hours)
    cuz i still ruuun the streets all nite n dayyy (No seriously, I don't)
    Jea i rep for my city, go hard for the hood (I do some local offline marketing)
    still posted on the block wats good? (You should read my blog posts, they're good)
    cuz i still ruun, the streets all nite n day,i cant stay away (I am on skype all day)


    (VERSE 2) Its hot on my blok sumbody turn the fan on (I think I am about to get sandboxed)
    ive been paid im jus tryin to turn my mans on (Clickbank already sent my referral money)
    n get my brand strong, streets miss me wen im gone (Personal branding is important for me)
    i put on for my city like jeezys song (I am doing a JV)
    please believe me holmes matter fact check my stats (I will send you screenshots)
    aint dropped n 3 years but im bak (I had to take a real job for a while)
    where the money at?? thats the first question (Keyword research is important)
    u better pak a strap thats the first lesson (Make sure you have a submission software)
    hard times got the whole united states stressin (Lots of people looking to make money online)
    im writin a book, how to survive n a recession (Ebooks are doing great right now)
    mr oboma, we so tired of sellin crack (I'm tired of working offline jobs)
    if u lookin for me ask the streets where im at (You can find me online because I'm SEO'd)


    (Verse 3) Its home sweet home where the D boys roam (Got a great domain name for my homepage)
    movin stone for stone or zone for zone (I will do an adswap with you)
    all nite getin it on till 6 in tha morn. (I already mentioned the irregular hours)
    tha **** im smokin on, stronger then cologne (My sales copy is really catchy)
    u can prlly smell the smoke threw ur headfones (Listen to my awesome podcast)
    if u still broke better get ur bread loan (Do some freelancing for quick cash)
    call me on that burner cuz them feds on my fone (I think my adsense is about to get banned)
    n imma run the streets til im under my headstone(Please delete my facebook when I die)


    That is my song! lol. best thread in ages!
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    • Profile picture of the author caseycase
      Haha! Thanks! I showed it to my wife and she said I am the biggest nerd ever. I told her I was the hardest internet marketing rapper she would ever meet.

      Originally Posted by crystalq View Post

      That is my song! lol. best thread in ages!
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  • Profile picture of the author Coby
    LMAO!! I love Slim Thug! Hey Casey, saw you were from Oklahoma. (how bout them sooners eating up ole texas this weekend :-D). I'm from Southern Oklahoma (Ardmore), In Tennessee now.

    Nice Post!
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    • Profile picture of the author caseycase
      Hey Coby! Yes, I watched the game, but I must admit, I am a TX native, so it was rough to watch for me! Now I find myself a bit torn because I live just north of Norman, what used to be "enemy territory" for me!

      Originally Posted by Coby View Post

      LMAO!! I love Slim Thug! Hey Casey, saw you were from Oklahoma. (how bout them sooners eating up ole texas this weekend :-D). I'm from Southern Oklahoma (Ardmore), In Tennessee now.

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  • Profile picture of the author Kevin_Hutto
    I met this guy at Stompernet a few years ago... The SEO Rapper

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  • Profile picture of the author Jordan Stark
    Whoa…that's a wild interpretation of the song….creative. But FYI…there are a lot of entertainers in on the IM game---> Just look at what J. Bieb is doing LOL
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  • Profile picture of the author dagaul101
    Nice take on the song lol
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  • Profile picture of the author carlpond
    It was clearly interpreted. That is so true.
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  • Profile picture of the author whyeyeschoice
    Like it was stated earlier in this Thread...You have waaaay to much time on your hands if you deciphered an Internet Marketing Message in Rapper Slim Thug's Music...Diggin waaaaay toooo deeeeep!....Nice Try Though....Life is all about Perspective...If that's what you see...More power to You!
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