Which Mere Mortal Will Earn My 1000th Thanks???

by Zeus66
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The world waits in breathless anticipation...


999 is upon us. The fateful moment has nearly arrived.

Will any of you puny mortals be truly worthy? I have my doubts. It will take a post of such monumentally extraordinary quality that it may well be beyond the abilities of human brainpower. Only I, Zeus, am capable of making such a determination.

To the mods: Yes, I know this has nothing to do with making money online. If you dare invoke the wrath of Zeus, do your worst. Just don't say you weren't warned.
#1th #earn #mere #mortal #zeus
  • Profile picture of the author Godaxe
    LOL this is a lill out of the norms.....
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa

    As I cower in the sheer awesomeness of your omnipresence, I know there is no way that I can even begin to attempt to strive for the possibility of pleasing a deirific being such as yourself.

    However, I would also be foolish to not try, lest you spite me for my disobedience.

    If awesomeness is the criteria, then there is only one thing I can point people to and that is this...


    All the best,
    Michael "Mere Mortal" Oksa

    "Ich bin en fuego!"
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  • Profile picture of the author Aj Wilson
    dahhaha... so what kind of "thankable" information would get your approval?
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa


    As I write this, I notice that Zeus also has received 2112 thanks.

    Only the most awesome thing ever recorded by Rush.

    Rock on!

    "Ich bin en fuego!"
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    • Profile picture of the author Hanz
      Darn! Michael got the 1000th thanks. Good job!
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  • Profile picture of the author Zeus66
    The mortal who calls himself Michael Oksa has been deemed worthy of my praises. Bask in his borrowed glory, all ye who behold his visage.

    Let the gnashing of teeth commence from all who have not been so lavished with my attentions, fleeting as they are. Weep on, until #2000 approaches.

    That is all.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    John ... Michael ... dou yudes are foo tunny. Gets let gotether and sarty tome sime.

    Just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone changes the rules.

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  • Profile picture of the author Matt Bard
    Here I was about to commit to rooting for the Cardinals this year too.

    Whew...so glad I missed out on that deal :p
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  • Profile picture of the author Kevin_Hutto
    And here I was ready to show everybody how to get a tiny classified ads business started... It's complex.

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  • Profile picture of the author mikemcmillan
    Okay John, you gave me a thanks on one of my posts earlier tonight and I thought, "Alright, Zeus made my day by thanking me for my useful comment." It meant a lot to me. But the thanks you gave me came in at 998 or 999.

    Now I realize you were just pumping your thanks count by giving them out to poor *******s like me so you could get to the 1000 mark! I'm devastated to have become little more than a pawn in your evil master plan .

    Seriously, it's guys like you and Michael O. who make this a great, fun place to visit.

    I'll help you create a reputation-building evergreen product in any niche and launch it successfully!
    Check it out here.

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  • Profile picture of the author Zeus66
    There. I threw you another Thanks, Mike. HAHAHAHA! The power.... THE POWER!!!!
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Beware of Greek (gods) bearing gifts.
    Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?
    So that blind people can hate them as well.
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  • Profile picture of the author Andie
    It's like watching true bromance blossom...

    <scuse me, I think I threw up a lil bit>

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    • Profile picture of the author Steven Wagenheim
      (In a sing song)

      John's smoking dope today...John's smoking dope today.

      Hey John, send some of whatever you're tokin' on my way.

      I could use a good buzz with the way this day's going.
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      • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
        Not sure why you're discriminating against us non-mere mortals with this contest.

        Is that even legal?

        You can expect a call from Nancy Grace's people later today...
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