Which Mere Mortal Will Earn My 1000th Thanks???

by Zeus66

Posted: 14 years ago 15 replies

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The world waits in breathless anticipation...

WHO WILL ZEUS CHOOSE TO REWARD WITH HIS 1000th THANKS AT THE WARRIOR FORUM???

999 is upon us. The fateful moment has nearly arrived.

Will any of you puny mortals be truly worthy? I have my doubts. It will take a post of such monumentally extraordinary quality that it may well be beyond the abilities of human brainpower. Only I, Zeus, am capable of making such a determination.

To the mods: Yes, I know this has nothing to do with making money online. If you dare invoke the wrath of Zeus, do your worst. Just don't say you weren't warned.

#1th #earn #mere #mortal #zeus

Godaxe 14 years ago

LOL this is a lill out of the norms.....
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Michael Oksa 14 years ago

Zeus,

As I cower in the sheer awesomeness of your omnipresence, I know there is no way that I can even begin to attempt to strive for the possibility of pleasing a deirific being such as yourself.

However, I would also be foolish to not try, lest you spite me for my disobedience.

If awesomeness is the criteria, then there is only one thing I can point people to and that is this...

http://www.warriorforum.com/main-int...o-excuses.html

All the best,
Michael "Mere Mortal" Oksa
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Aj Wilson 14 years ago

dahhaha... so what kind of "thankable" information would get your approval?
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Michael Oksa 14 years ago

OOH!

OOH!

As I write this, I notice that Zeus also has received 2112 thanks.

Only the most awesome thing ever recorded by Rush.

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Rock on!
Michael
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- Hanz 14 years ago
  
  Darn! Michael got the 1000th thanks. Good job!
  
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Zeus66 14 years ago

The mortal who calls himself Michael Oksa has been deemed worthy of my praises. Bask in his borrowed glory, all ye who behold his visage.

Let the gnashing of teeth commence from all who have not been so lavished with my attentions, fleeting as they are. Weep on, until #2000 approaches.

That is all.
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Dennis Gaskill 14 years ago

John ... Michael ... dou yudes are foo tunny. Gets let gotether and sarty tome sime.
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Matt Bard 14 years ago

Here I was about to commit to rooting for the Cardinals this year too.

Whew...so glad I missed out on that deal :p
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Kevin_Hutto 14 years ago

And here I was ready to show everybody how to get a tiny classified ads business started... It's complex.

YouTube - Tiny Classified Ads
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mikemcmillan 14 years ago

Okay John, you gave me a thanks on one of my posts earlier tonight and I thought, "Alright, Zeus made my day by thanking me for my useful comment." It meant a lot to me. But the thanks you gave me came in at 998 or 999.

Now I realize you were just pumping your thanks count by giving them out to poor *******s like me so you could get to the 1000 mark! I'm devastated to have become little more than a pawn in your evil master plan .

Seriously, it's guys like you and Michael O. who make this a great, fun place to visit.
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Zeus66 14 years ago

There. I threw you another Thanks, Mike. HAHAHAHA! The power.... THE POWER!!!!
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whateverpedia 14 years ago

Beware of Greek (gods) bearing gifts.
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Andie 14 years ago

It's like watching true bromance blossom...

<scuse me, I think I threw up a lil bit>

Andie
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- Steven Wagenheim 14 years ago
  
  (In a sing song)
  
  John's smoking dope today...John's smoking dope today.
  
  Hey John, send some of whatever you're tokin' on my way.
  
  I could use a good buzz with the way this day's going.
  
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  Bill Farnham 14 years ago
  
  Not sure why you're discriminating against us non-mere mortals with this contest.
  
  Is that even legal?
  
  You can expect a call from Nancy Grace's people later today...
  
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