Whats The Worst Thing You've Ever Said When You Were Drunk?

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I think men are far worse than women at this but any proposals or too honest appraisals of the boss?
  • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
    "I Do."

    Jusy kidding...
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    • Profile picture of the author SteveGTaylor
      Harsh! Hope thats not the current Mrs Farnham!!
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      • Profile picture of the author ThomM
        Don't remember, I was drunk.
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        • Profile picture of the author Tina Golden
          "Okay, hon...maybe you're right and just once WON'T hurt"

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          • Profile picture of the author Ride_the_lightning
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            • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
              Originally Posted by Ride_the_lightning View Post

              Hmmm? It's hard to remember now but the people said that it was some words to the policeman and as you know this category of people have no sense of humor
              I've known cops with a great sense of humor. The time and place is important though. They take their job seriously, as they should.




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    • Profile picture of the author kimberly Aita
      LOL I seriously laughed out loud....

      Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

      "I Do."

      Jusy kidding...
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  • Profile picture of the author DireStraits
    Too offensive (and perhaps nonsensical) to repeat here!
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  • Profile picture of the author sparckyz
    shouted out "she's bald!"

    Didn't occur to me there was a good reason for being bald
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    • Profile picture of the author peterj
      "My God your beautiful!"
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  • Profile picture of the author kimberly Aita
    I can't remember hehe
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  • Profile picture of the author Pauline60
    That's a tough one...so many to choose from
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  • Profile picture of the author cosmoslad
    I love my Yugo!

    Not sure what happened after that.
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  • Profile picture of the author Audrey Harvey
    I stood up and sang "Flower of Scotland" at a crowded pipe band gathering after more than a few glasses of red wine. Must have done okay because even my hubby told me it was good, and I was asked to do it again. Never have, though...
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  • Profile picture of the author DireStraits
    I went out by myself to a rock club last night, got "blathered" exclusively off triple black Sambuca shots and was falling about all over the place (still hungover - blurgh).

    Apparently I stumbled into some metal railings, then approached a group of people waiting for a taxi, before informing one girl she looked like a cross between Joni Mitchell and Sissy Spacek. :confused:

    I don't know why, but I think she was considering slapping me. Instead she just walked behind her boyfriend, who gave me the evil eye, waved his arms around and told me to beat it.

    When people accuse me of looking like Keanu Reeves or someone, I don't react like that. :confused:

    LOL.
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
    I holensty have no idae waht the wrsot thign was I said wehn I was drnuk.
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  • Profile picture of the author jeffathome
    "I'm all in" Cost me quite a few bucks.
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  • Profile picture of the author winfredjames
    People tell whatever they feel like when they are drunk but the worst thing is that "sitting with people who are drunk and listening to them without you drunk"...
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  • Profile picture of the author PeterDunin
    shall we see if your friend wants to join in.
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  • Profile picture of the author sloanjim
    ROFl :-)....say no more...I can only imagine.....

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  • Profile picture of the author sloanjim
    "hoensssstly ossificer....i only had 2...Hic.."
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  • Profile picture of the author MikeAmbrosio
    I was 15. I was so drunk I literally crawled in to the house on my hands and knees. My mother sees me (so much for sneaking in..) and knows I am 3 sheets.

    "I'd beat the sh1t out of you but you're so drunk you probably won't notice and forget I did!"

    "That shounds like a plan... please beat me now... maybe the f*#cing room will shtop spinnin!"
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  • Profile picture of the author craigcdz
    Well thanks GOD i do not drink and have seen people just throwing out rubbish words when they are drunk!
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    • Profile picture of the author Karen Blundell
      it's one of the reasons I barely drink anymore except for a glass of red wine now and again and a little treat of Grand Marnier during the holidays.

      because I really said this once: "I love you, Steve...hic...ah, I mean, Gary!"
      now "Gary" was a real jealous guy. You can imagine what explaining I had to do the next day.
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      • Profile picture of the author MikeAmbrosio
        Originally Posted by Karen Blundell View Post

        it's one of the reasons I barely drink anymore except for a glass of red wine now and again and a little treat of Grand Marnier during the holidays.

        because I really said this once: "I love you, Steve...hic...ah, I mean, Gary!"
        now "Gary" was a real jealous guy. You can imagine what explaining I had to do the next day.

        This is the MAIN reason I always used "pet" names back when I was dating. "Babe" was never a wrong name
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  • Profile picture of the author Neil Morgan
    My friends remind me of an incident circa 1985 in our home town.

    Whilst walking home from our local pub one Friday night after a lengthy "session", a couple of local policemen (bobbies on the beat) asked us very politely to keep the noise down as we walked home.

    I replied rather loudly (apparently) that I hadn't realised we were living in a f****** police state.

    Luckily I was ushered away by my friends before any more harm was done.

    Cheers,

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