Big Bucks for the marketer that can provide me a...

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...punch button.

It would be similar to a like button or a thanks button, but when clicked, the person on the other end gets knocked out cold.

I know that the Warrior Forum is swimming with very intelligent people, so this should not be too big of a task.

Please let me know if you can provide me with a punch button.
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  • Profile picture of the author Thomas Michal
    Are you looking for this to add it to a facebook page?
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    • Profile picture of the author E. Brian Rose
      Originally Posted by Thomas Michal View Post

      Are you looking for this to add it to a facebook page?
      I would like it to be added to every facebook page, chat forum, and cell phone. This way, I could pretty much reach everybody.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
    Originally Posted by E. Brian Rose View Post

    ...punch button.

    It would be similar to a like button or a thanks button, but when clicked, the person on the other end gets knocked out cold.

    I know that the Warrior Forum is swimming with very intelligent people, so this should not be too big of a task.

    Please let me know if you can provide me with a punch button.
    It'd be an easy task if their computer has force feedback controllers connected to it.

    But, in the absence of force feedback controllers, for half big bucks, I could develop a button that does half of what you ask.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
      I can get a little fancier with the push button, but here is just a quick and dirty sample...

      (PUNCH)
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  • Profile picture of the author tpw
    Do you remember how Jay and Silent Bob dealt with this Brian?

    They copied every page on the Internet that made fun of them or said ugly things about them, then they flew around the country, and went to the offender's home to deliver Internet justice.

    Even the priest did not get away from the devil incarnate.
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    • Profile picture of the author QuickSurf
      Originally Posted by tpw View Post

      Do you remember how Jay and Silent Bob dealt with this Brian?

      They copied every page on the Internet that made fun of them or said ugly things about them, then they flew around the country, and went to the offender's home to deliver Internet justice.

      Even the priest did not get away from the devil incarnate.
      I love that movie, so fricken funny ... how great would be it to visit everyone personally that talked smack and lay them down hahaha

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  • Profile picture of the author Gary King
    Well, it's not the actual target, but perhaps this will help?

    Punch-Out!!

    FWIW, I prefer the ability to deliver an electric shock to the keyboard of the target. lol
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
      Originally Posted by Gary King View Post

      FWIW, I prefer the ability to deliver an electric shock to the keyboard of the target. lol
      In the past, I've desired something very similar for spammers...
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      • Profile picture of the author Gary King
        Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert View Post

        In the past, I've desired something very similar for spammers...
        An *excellent* application, but it so much more... (with optional accessories)

        Serial refunders.

        The wanker that cuts you off in your car.

        You get the idea...

        I think we could sell either one of these (punch button or electric keyboard)
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  • Profile picture of the author E. Brian Rose
    I am going to need this by 5pm or else I am going to have to get on a plane. I really need this punch button. I may settle for a guy named Sol that will personally deliver the message. Does anybody know a guy named Sol?
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
      Originally Posted by E. Brian Rose View Post

      I am going to need this by 5pm or else I am going to have to get on a plane. I really need this punch button. I may settle for a guy named Sol that will personally deliver the message. Does anybody know a guy named Sol?
      Not a Sol, but I think the Sal from PaySal fame may be available. Close enough?
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    • Profile picture of the author tryinhere
      Originally Posted by E. Brian Rose View Post

      Does anybody know a guy named Sol?
      I know a guy called Ar Sol, does that help you?
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  • Profile picture of the author Zach Booker
    hehe I think I just finished reading what has spurred this thread.

    If you find what you're looking for, be sure to let me know too.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
      Originally Posted by Zach Booker View Post

      hehe I think I just finished reading what has spurred this thread.
      Are you sure? There are plenty of candidates.
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  • Profile picture of the author Roy Penrod
    Originally Posted by E. Brian Rose View Post

    It would be similar to a like button or a thanks button, but when clicked, the person on the other end gets knocked out cold.
    Back when I was taking customer relations calls, I had this button on a broke piece of equipment that never got removed from my desk.

    One day, I was having a really rough time with a very unreasonable customer, so I was clicking the hell out of that button.

    A friend of mine walked by and saw me clicking that button. She later asked me about it in the breakroom.

    "Oh that," I said. "That's my sniper call button. Damn thing's broken ... I kept hitting it but she just kept talking!"

    I know the feeling.

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  • Profile picture of the author E. Brian Rose
    I often try to imagine how some of the people on the Internet survive in the real world.

    In the real world, when you continuously insult people, you sometimes get punched in the face.

    In the real world, people can identify you, making it easy to have you arrested for theft or sued for libel.

    In the real world, people don't cry when they see words in all capital letters.

    In the real world, you actually know what your friends look like. That helps when you need them to help you after getting punched in the face.

    In the real world, harassing PMs can get you thrown in jail.

    In the real world, people will see how you are either 5'2" with a wee wee the size of the straw that comes with a juice box or you are 400 lbs and haven't seen your wee wee in decades.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
      Bald? Is this about Zeus? What'd he do?
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      • Profile picture of the author E. Brian Rose
        Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert View Post

        Bald? Is this about Zeus? What'd he do?
        OK, I edited out bald. I have nothing against bald people. I have nothing against short people with small wee wees or really large people that can't see their wee wees either. I just don't like jerks that hide behind a computer pretending to be something they are not.

        Have you made any progress on the punch button? If not, I will have to pull a Jay and Silent Bob. By the way... unrelated... I played poker with Jay a couple of times. He was surprisingly very quiet.
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        • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
          Originally Posted by E. Brian Rose View Post

          Have you made any progress on the punch button? If not, I will have to pull a Jay and Silent Bob. By the way... unrelated... I played poker with Jay a couple of times. He was surprisingly very quiet.
          Well, I posted a demo well in advance of your 5:00 p.m. deadline but never got any feedback. Looks like maybe I need to develop it for my own personal use...
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          • Profile picture of the author E. Brian Rose
            Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert View Post

            Well, I posted a demo well in advance of your 5:00 p.m. deadline but never got any feedback. Looks like maybe I need to develop it for my own personal use...
            Your demo did not cause any bodily harm. I need something a little rougher. Something that knocks the **** out of you when you least expect it.
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        • Profile picture of the author tpw
          Originally Posted by E. Brian Rose View Post

          By the way... unrelated... I played poker with Jay a couple of times. He was surprisingly very quiet.

          Yeah, I knew that. In "A Night With Keven Smith", Smith was talking about that. And when he brought Jay on stage with him, is was rather obvious to be true.

          If you have never seen that, get it. It is 4 hours of Kevin Smith talking about making movies, with tons of personal stories thrown into the mix.

          I think the best story was when they had heard that there was going to be a protest at the local theater about the movie Dogma, and Smith and his buddy decided to go. LOL
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    • Profile picture of the author KevinTorrence
      This isn't quite a punch button ... but perhaps a bit more devious.

      From one of my favorite artists:

      Control Panels
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  • Profile picture of the author cash365
    Originally Posted by E. Brian Rose View Post

    Big Bucks for the marketer that can provide me a...punch button.

    It would be similar to a like button or a thanks button, but when clicked, the person on the other end gets knocked out cold.

    I know that the Warrior Forum is swimming with very intelligent people, so this should not be too big of a task.

    Please let me know if you can provide me with a punch button.
    ...is this even legal??? hahaha

    maybe you shouldn't ask this to be provided by a marketer, but rather by a developer! in any case you will save a huge chunk of dough!
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    • Profile picture of the author Tina Golden
      Whoever makes the button that works, please PM me with a link to the WSO or sales page. I'm in!

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