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Julian Assange To Be Tried For Being Lousy Lover
As rape allegations against Wikileaks founder Julian Assange have proven to be without merit, Swedish officials are extraditing him for violating the little-known “lousy lover” law.
“There is a law against deliberately performing bad sex with a female in Sweden”, said Swedish prosecutor Eric Johanssen. “The law has been on the books for nearly 500 years even though no one has been prosecuted for it”.
Assange is accused of not using a condom during sex and having sex with a woman while she slept – without waking her! The second woman admits Assange did not give her an orgasm and failed in his duties to perform adequately.
“The are very serious crimes”, Johanssen stated. “He could have at least performed cunnilingus or applied some lubricating gel”.
Many other Swedish men expressed concern that they would also be held to task for failure to perform adequately. “I tend to come prematurely”, said a 22 year old Swedish man who asked not to be named. “I hope I don't go to jail!”
Prosecutors assured the other Swedish men that the law only applies to the Wikileaks founder and they would not be prosecuted as the law only applies to blond Australians like Assange.
(Julian Assange To Be Tried For Being Lousy Lover)
As rape allegations against Wikileaks founder Julian Assange have proven to be without merit, Swedish officials are extraditing him for violating the little-known “lousy lover” law.
“There is a law against deliberately performing bad sex with a female in Sweden”, said Swedish prosecutor Eric Johanssen. “The law has been on the books for nearly 500 years even though no one has been prosecuted for it”.
Assange is accused of not using a condom during sex and having sex with a woman while she slept – without waking her! The second woman admits Assange did not give her an orgasm and failed in his duties to perform adequately.
“The are very serious crimes”, Johanssen stated. “He could have at least performed cunnilingus or applied some lubricating gel”.
Many other Swedish men expressed concern that they would also be held to task for failure to perform adequately. “I tend to come prematurely”, said a 22 year old Swedish man who asked not to be named. “I hope I don't go to jail!”
Prosecutors assured the other Swedish men that the law only applies to the Wikileaks founder and they would not be prosecuted as the law only applies to blond Australians like Assange.
(Julian Assange To Be Tried For Being Lousy Lover)
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