How to Be a Man's Best Friend by Greg the Irish Sheepdog

by Lou Krapper Banned
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Myself and Greg today to be sure, to be sure have enjoyed a most wonderful day in each others company.

Greg, he's a very clever dog indeed. He looked up at me earlier. Tail wagging earnestly. Back and forth. Back and forth. With that silly lopsided grin on his face.

That face, the one that says, "If you can do it, I can do it too."

Today, on waking up to a grey, grim overcast sky...

I switched on the computer. And immediately started to write. Just every now and again, the feeling, the urge comes across me. To put pen to paper and to write for hours on end.

I enjoy action. You'll get nowhere fast in this business if you do not take action. The only way you will move yourself from where you are now, to where you want to be in life... is by taking action.

Now, some 12 hours later...

I've partially completed two more information products. One about 40% completed (so far about 50 pages), the other about 60% completed (approximately 30 pages.)

There's nothing quite like writing furiously at 90mph all day. Especially knowing that when you launch your products the return on your investment for the time put in... pays such a good dividend.

Not to be outdone, Greg told me earlier he wanted a slice of the action. So he's been sat besides me all day beavering away on his own computer. Writing a book. A very good book if I may say so myself.

He's called it...

How to Be a Man's Best Friend by Greg the Irish Sheepdog.

It's a how to guide for all aspiring dogs wanting to become their owners best friend written in full on doggy language.

Now, I'm Irish. Believe you me, it helps. Not everyone can be expected to understand written woof language in print. But I do. It's a special gift. Maybe it comes from talking out of my ass so much lol. You tell me.

But it's a very good book and I urge you, all dogs on this forum peering over your owners shoulders, tucking your nose infuriatingly under your owners arm...to see a slice of the action on screen - I want you to buy this book when it's finished and ready for publication.

Humans, non-Irish folk. It's not for you. You are not the target audience. Only if you have 4 legs can you understand this language.

Send me the Rumo code, the secret password and I'll send you a copy for free only if you reply below.

Woof! Woof!
  • Profile picture of the author Audrey Harvey
    Guinness the Australian sheepdog asked me to tell Greg congratulations on his book. He feels that dogs are very under-rated in their creative skills. Guinness himself is an artist, and has his own site www.guinnessrightfoot.com

    And yes, Guinness is named after the famous Irish brew; he's black and tan.
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    • Profile picture of the author Lou Krapper
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      Greg reckons he's barking mad!
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  • Profile picture of the author Rus Sells
    Lou, you haven't been here long and I am already madly in love with you, in a bromance kind of way though. HAHA
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  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    Dear Greg - still waiting to see your picture. I Googled Irish Sheepdogs and there seems 2 B quite a few versions. I am hoping you look a lot like your fellow McIrish Wolfhounds.

    I see your buddy Lou and this thread on page 1 of Google for (wait for it) 'Irish Sheepdogs'.

    Irish McWolfhound



    Hugs from USA 2 U there on the Emerald Isle
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