[iAmNameLess]

Originally Posted by Diane S

Wow, look at that! Profit share through a WSO! What a great idea! I surely do hope others will see that and follow suit.

Not sure how much it will help, sales have been very very slow, it's worth a shot though!

[Roaddog]

Kim

What are you doing way down here buddy?
Lets move up shall we?


Sent you a PM

Ima gonna bumpa tha other threada


(I said that in Italian so no one knows
cause your pig Latin sucks )


Jim

[Andie]

very nica mova, jimbo

[Andie]

Jim,
Just put your site into my SE blaster account....maybe it'll help with some more traffic

[KimW]

My pig latin sucks??
Fageddaboutit!

[Diane S]

Originally Posted by KimW

My pig latin sucks??

Yes, as in goose eggs!

[Roaddog]

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. S.W.

Kim,
Mornin'

I think I was kidnapped by aliens last night, I seem to be missing an entire hour, and the little blue, (why do they have to be green), &%@$#, drank all my beer.

Gotta go pull a farmers update on the kidney site.

talk later


Jim

[KimW]

"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. "
SW

[Andie]

sliding in a bump here but no time to look up funnies for ya ~~

[glchandler]

sliding in a bump here but no time to look up funnies for ya ~~

No problem. I'll just post two. One for you and I will keep the other.

Of course yours is the one that the most people find the least funny!

"There are caregivers and there are caretakers, and yet these two words are not opposites. Why is this?"

"I think they should have a hotline that never answers, for people who don't follow advice in the first place"

thank GC for both

[celente]

Originally Posted by KimW

"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. "
SW

There is a lady here in Oz that does this, and sells a product too. She makes a killing. Dont think it is funny she is meant to be a master and sells her ebook for like $37. She was on current affair the other night.

[Diane S]

Originally Posted by glchandler

thank GC for both

GC isn't allowed in here! This thread's official comedic bump is SW!

Or am I the confused one? :confused:

[Roaddog]

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? S.W.

How did you get way down here already? *bmp



Sent PM


Jim

[glchandler]

GC isn't allowed in here! This thread's official comedic bump is SW!

Now now, someday you also will get older and "senile-er" (is that a word?) and cross threads also....

http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topi...w-month-2.html

So here is my penance...

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it.


If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

My grandfather invented Cliff's Notes. It all started back in 1912... Well, to make a long story short ...

I bought a self-learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.

[Andie]

a humpday bumpa

[KimW]

Ba Da Boom

[Andie]

Kim,
XtraSpecial Happy Patty Day to you, Sir!

[jargonbust]

i will donate surely first let me earn

[Andie]

Originally Posted by jargonbust

i will donate surely first let me earn

Jargon,
if you cannot donate, please share the links and pass the word along to all you can to help the message get out
It is a good way to help and doesn't cost a thing but a bit of your time

[waterotter]

Hey Kim, I never did see a pic. of the billboard. Did I miss it being posted somewhere???

Jody

[Roaddog]

Kim

Did you get that PM two days ago?

Anyway if the PM got messed up...it takes a week to change itself.


Jim

[KimW]

Originally Posted by waterotter

Hey Kim, I never did see a pic. of the billboard. Did I miss it being posted somewhere???

Jody

Jody,
We havent even taken the picture yet. But we are working on it. One of my daughters had a couple of friends that participated and she is trying to find out if they want to be in the picture or not.
I'm hoping they do because otherwise my team will be a picture of myself,my wife and my daughter! ( I had about 4 more people in the walk with us,but they have dissppeared).

[KimW]

Originally Posted by Roaddog

Kim

Did you get that PM two days ago?

Anyway if the PM got messed up...it takes a week to change itself.


Jim

Jim, yes I did, sorry I didnt get back sooner. I'm a patient man, I can wait a week!

[Andie]

Raised: $1,361

Closing in on 1400

[Diane S]

Originally Posted by Andie

Raised: $1,361

Closing in on 1400

Fantastic!

[Roaddog]

My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it. So I'm going to move to New
York. S.W.

Baseball right now...motocross tonight,
hope the lil sob is enjoying himself cause it's wearin me out. lol


take it easy

Jim

[KimW]

lol Jim,
May be wearing you out now but you will look back with joy.

"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."

SW

[Roaddog]

Originally Posted by KimW

lol Jim,
May be wearing you out now but you will look back with joy.

I know your right...They lost their first game.

All that yelling, non stop talking, coaching from the bench, opinions...then there's the Dads


Probably be better games if they sobered up the Umps a little before they pull em outta the bars.
Guy called a strike on my kid...ball hit the plate..
that's one hell of a sinker.

Have a couple of hours, then it's motocross..I'll take my camera post a couple of pics for you...next day game, I'll take a camera for the baseball too.


Jim

[Andie]

Happy Sunday Morning

[Roaddog]

I stayed in a really old hotel last night- they sent me a wake up letter...S.W.


Kim sent reply to ur PM
Looks good, I will check again later when I am a little more awake...lol



Jim

[Diane S]

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died. - SW

[Diane S]

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas,
people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - SW

[Diane S]

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. - SW

[Roaddog]

If you had a million Shakespeare's, could they write like a monkey? S.W.


Kim

I submitted the kidney site to DMOZ.org, but it takes a while. So I will continue to work on better pages as I have time.

It seems (according to webmaster tools) that some pages are coming back up again. So that's a good sign.

sent PM

Jim

[Diane S]

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. - SW

[John Durham]

I would like to publicly say that if Mike Lantz will re run the TMF LIFETIME WSO for one day... Darren (Graphics Genie) and I will give it to his people for HALF PRICE ($42.00) and Donate 100% of our proceeds to Kim.

Kim I read on your website... "I dont expect to raise 50k or anything..."

THATS BS!!!!!

One day of Mike running my wso would bring 5k for you, and for him too if he wants... we are warriors we can do this!

Its no skin off our back. I have enough money this month that I could sacrifice that... I know others do as well.

We have a group of what hundreds of thousands of marketers here and we cant raise 50 grand?

Kudos to hey sal, kay, and jody.... Im joining you in the fight. Lets rock! Lets force this to happen. The resources are here.

[Andie]

John,
Bravo! We need more warriors like you! spread the word and make some noise for Kim

Thanks for stepping up!


Andie

[John Durham]

Lets do something meaningful with our status as the great and mighty warriors, and not leave our comrad behind. Like John Mccain.... "I cannot leave without my men".

There are people who criticize warriors and say that we think we are the white hats and the great internet marketing white hope...

Guess what....? Yeah we believe that. Whats it to you?

Again, if someone can point Lantz to this thread I have a simple solution to get the next 5k in the bank for this cause... 5k at a time it is not impossible.

Darren (Graphics Genie) and I will donate 100% of the proceeds of our half of the wso promotion to kim in April if Mike will run it for ONE SINGLE day... and he can keep his 5k or so from his half... I think it could produce 10k in ONE DAY with such a worthy cause.

[waterotter]

Consider it done John.

Thanks again for such a generous offer.

[daddykool]

Seems a few helping posts for this worthy warrior cause keep going to trash... so in an attempt to get blood pumping (excuse the pun Kim!) how about everyone that reads the thread, for starters, just simply donating $5 to Kim's fund?

Why $5 to start, well what can you do with $5 in a day, that would not help Kim in his lifetime...

$5 on a crappy, rehashed, never take action WSO for one day, will not be missed...
$5 not spent on a DVD hire for one night will not be missed...
$5 wasted on extra toppings on a pizza will not be missed...
$5 less on fuel in your tank (especially at todays pump price!) will not be missed...

However what will be missed is Kim W and his bravery, Kim & his style of posting, Kim & his way of still being positive after ALL that has happened to him...

So to try and help Kim NOT be missed, just fire over $5, just the once, just the time you read Kims' website and what he has been through, with more pain to come...

John D's idea of *firing up a BIG WSO* for a day is TOP! Get it on Warriors...

This thread needs a sticky, this thread needs a day on the WF top banner spot (we will do the graphics for free so it converts!) This thread needs action Warriors...

If you can do more than $5 do it, if you can do less than $5 do it!

One day, many years from now, you can tell your sons, daughters, grandchildren, that you acted in kindness, you will always be remembered by Kim & his family for helping, why because THIS thread and all that post in it to help have already been *kept* forever by the keepers of the history of the web...

If anyone has any ideas, no matter how mad, post them to help Kim, he & his family deserve all and any help anyone can give them...

We will be donating 1 hour a week team time to do something to help... come on super warriors you know you want to help too... we will post what we have done here to keep the flame burning for Kim

Spread the love warriors with this simple banner, maybe you could slip it into your adsense / blog widgets too!

[daddykool]

For any warriors that have the facility to add or have PAID WF for an image in sig, copy and paste this into your sig (save your current one to notepad first!) and it should hop straight to Kim W's thread :-) You could also slip this into a few posts as a helping hand to Kim & his family guys and gals!

[URL=http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topic-forum/313734-i-am-asking-help.html][IMG]http://img852.imageshack.us/img852/5648/135627477795.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

Which will look like...

And hop to here:

http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topi...king-help.html

[John Durham]

Still no response huh Jody?

Maybe it was not appropriate for me to post that way but you know what my best friend told me one time?

"John, there is a time when a man states his case.... and there is another time when it comes time for him to PLEAD it..., and this is one of those times..."

I truly believe that just a few people with big lists could solve this whole problem inside of a week. I know doing what I suggested could create 5-10k in a single email...

So anyway, the offer is open. If it was not an appropriate post I guess I will learn my lesson... wont be the first one learned, and Ill be a better man for it.

[waterotter]

Just sent you a pm John.

[HeySal]

Daddykool - Yes you are. You really are. (kool)

John -- well it's about damn time for the Calvary to arrive.

Guys - I don't have a lot of products for this crowd - but if you do a WSO, I do have a few PLR products that I will give free for proof of donations over $10.00 -- so pm me when that is go and I'll give you the info you need to put me in.

Okay now a word from a sponsor (me).

I see threads all over the damned main forum --- I made XX amount overnight - I made XX in one hour. I'm Publicly calling you losers. You can post bragging all over hell and back what phenomenal marketers you are -- yet:

1) You are claiming to be getting filthy rich yet you can't donate a tax deductible dime to save a Warrior who has been with this forum for almost a decade? What the F*** is wrong with your heads?

2) I'm sick of hearing your self promotional pump and recognize it for what it is -- You wanna impress me or anyone else who's been here for years? Then get your asses in here and show us what you can do -- make that donation number zoom. PROVE yourself (and, NO, a photoshopped copy of your paypal doesn't do that) - EARN the title of Warrior - if you can't do that, take your promotional pomp to another forum. You've got nothing but a woody and a mirror.

[John Durham]

Honestly Sal, it only takes a few clicks of a button if you have a big enough list, One day can raise 20 grand, and I for one am no stranger to the rich rewards of reciprocity that never fail to follow acts of abundance.

[HeySal]

Originally Posted by John Durham

Honestly Sal, it only takes a few clicks of a button if you have a big enough list, One day can raise 20 grand, and I for one am no stranger to the rich rewards of reciprocity that never fail to follow acts of abundance.

I'm fully aware of that John - that is why the "word from the sponsor" above. Seriously - donations are tax deductable, so why wouldn't someone donate to a member of the place that is probably responsible for most of their wealth?

I was serious in 2. Dead serious. They can talk - where's the proof? There's so much self stroking going on up there that I'm starting to think of it as the porn shop. I want to see more in action than their egos and mouths - I wanna see them raise major amounts of cash over-night. What better way for them to prove what they are boasting?

[John Durham]

I am not gonna mention amounts sal, but I happen to know that in one single email... 10's of thousands of dollars can be produced, and if you are doing that every day.... why not take one of those days and save someones life.... heck I will put up my product for it. I know others would.

I might cut my throat by saying this, but I didnt get here from being popular with the significant people anyway... I got here because my stuff has integrity.

[Diane S]

This thread has everything needed for a great movie
GRAPHIC SCENES!

Originally Posted by John Durham

I might cut my throat...

STEAMY SEX!

Originally Posted by HeySal

There's so much self stroking going on up there that I'm starting to think of it as the porn shop. I want to see more in action...

WAR!

Originally Posted by John Durham

...the great and mighty warriors, and not leave our comrad behind. Like John Mccain.... "I cannot leave without my men".

But this is not a movie, folks, this is a Warrior's life at stake here...

[John Durham]

We are gonna nail this... if the big list guys dont hear us, we can put together a mega Warrior WSO and donate 100 percent of the proceeds and it could do 50k over a year anyway.... sorta like "We are the world"?

Get 20 contributors to each write a report and make it the greatest wso bundle on the forum.

Just shooting out ideas.

Edit: If 20 people contribute a 15 page article, and we sell the bundle for 100 bucks and sell 300 copies, theres 30k for Kim right there.

That seems doable to me.

[HeySal]

Originally Posted by John Durham

We are gonna nail this... if the big list guys dont hear us, we can put together a mega Warrior WSO and donate 100 percent of the proceeds and it could do 50k over a year anyway.... sorta like "We are the world"?

Get 20 contributors to each write a report and make it the greatest wso bundle on the forum.

Just shooting out ideas.

Edit: If 20 people contribute a 15 page article, and we sell the bundle for 100 bucks and sell 300 copies, theres 30k for Kim right there.

That seems doable to me.

15 pages? John, I absolutely do not have the time to write 15 more pages. I'm writing volumes already and am way behind as it is. Are you talking about 15 pages each or about having everyone contribute an article of one subject to a larger product of related articles?

I will MAKE time for a decent size article - and already have offered 3 plr reports for proof of donation for a mass WSO project. So pm me about what you need when you set up. I will do anything feasibly possible for this even though I'm on a pretty strict schedule to get stuff done right now.