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My eye is bulging

by ThomM
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So Weds. I came down with a cold.
I know for all you sickly types here that ain't a big deal.
But for me who has had only aches, pains, and mental illness for the last upteen years it's quite traumatic.

Anyways I got my pies baked Weds. night before I got sick, but when I got up yesterday I had the whole friggin Thanks Giving dinner to cook.
We're talking Turkey, stuffing, fresh green beans, mashed sweet potatoes, boiled onions, and biscuits.
First I had to bring a stoll out to the kitchen to sit on cause I was to weak to stand. Then I couldn't remember all that I was going to prepare for dinner:confused:
Well I guess it came out ok cause the kids eat their share and more
I couldn't tell as my taste buds have gone on vacation so they don't have to deal with the taste of mucous (I think they went to Peru, the *******s).
Well that's all well and good.
During the night the congestion went from my chest to my head.
When I woke of this morning my friggin eyeball is bulgin right out of my head.
I had my daughter take a pic before she went out to work black friday.
I went to the store and picked up a half gallon of orange juice.
That's my diet for today (with a frig full of leftovers) stupid OJ
Well I might finish off the apple and pumpkin pies:rolleyes:

Oh ya, here's the pic my daughter took.
  • Profile picture of the author CWreports
    ThomM

    That's a realllll nasty cold you have. I think instead of staying in bed today with that bottle of OJ you need to see a doctor. Quick

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  • Profile picture of the author myob
    Hope you are feeling better, but you sure look like hell. I see you got your hair back, though. Was it the orange juice or the pies that did it? Whatever it was, I need to try some of that stuff.
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    Dude ... hope you washed your hands!

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  • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
    Hope your pants aren't too tight or else that eye is a goner if you fart...
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    • Profile picture of the author Ken Strong
      Your teeth look better, you must have gone to the dentist recently!
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      • Profile picture of the author ThomM
        Ya I don't understand this cold thing at all.
        I don't know how you people that get sick all the time put up with it.
        Yesterday I looked like I always have.
        Today my beard is gone, yet I have hair on my head.
        I've worn upper and lower dentures for years, and now my teeth are growing back in (what a bloody mess that is).
        Plus the eye thing
        What I'm thinkin is since my right eye has mysteriously disappeared I'm thinkin it's hiding in back of my left eye and pushing it out. At least that's what it feels like.
        Still smiling though
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    Hey mate you got some seriously bad skin care habits going on, i think you need to visit my blog on caring for your skin and reducing wrinkles
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    Gosh, Thom... did someone shoot you in the chest too?
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    • Profile picture of the author myob
      Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

      Gosh, Thom... did someone shoot you in the chest too?
      I think that is just from an old gunshot wound he got when he went cycling through the 'hood here in LA. He was wearing the wrong color and that silly pansy-ass tie. That will get you shot around here everytime, especially when riding a hog with an oufit like that.
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      Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

      Gosh, Thom... did someone shoot you in the chest too?
      Paul was pretty close.
      In the old days we used to have motorcycle joists.
      Problem was, it was to hard to hold onto those damn long poles.
      We figured hand guns would work better:rolleyes:
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