Step Up Internets Gurus: I am Entitled to Your Assistances, which I need

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Hello Warriors of WarriorsForums.com!!!

I was asking for help online so I can make $10,000 per month online starting next month.

My friend told me that the Warriors are the richest people online, so I am hear to get your assistances.

See the thing is that the McDonalds I worked in burned to the ground like 4 months ago.

I have been surviving on Unemployment wages, while my bosses have been working to rebuild the restaurant.

The problem is that I gotted a phone call from the boss today... And now I am needing solution fast!!!

I was told that I need to report for work on March 15th.

Now this is the problem.

I was happy to stay on the job, while they rebuilt the restaurant.

Now, they are telling me I need to go back to work in just about 8 weeks.

I tell you, working in a Mcdonalds sucks. I hate that job. It lost it's fun a long time ago. You know, you can only take a leak in the pickle bucket so many times, before it gets old.

I thinks some of you know what I mean. After all, you have probably been married a long time like me. The wife and I just don't have much fun together anymore.

See the thing is, my boss needs me to go back to work in the middle of March. And I don't wantto go back.

Now I know that people don't get rich overnight. I know it takes work

That is why I am going to give you time to help me.

Ifs I can get my first paycheck by the end of Feb or the middle of March, I will not have to go back to my job.

I just need the income to replace the $180 per week on my unemployment cheks. That is why I need $10,000 per month so quickly.

That is why I am here.

My friend told me you all are the smartest and richest people online, so I knew my buddy was right when he told me to come here for help.

I know you will want some compensation for helping me. And I want to be fair to you. I am willing to give you 10% of what you help me make online.

I just need one of you to show me the way. How can I start my business online, so that I can start making money fast?
#assistances #entitled #gurus #internets #make money #mcdonalds #step
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      Originally Posted by Joshua Rigley View Post

      If I see one more "one-liner" post, I'm going to cry.
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    Go to McDonald's headquarters and tell them you'll get them ranked on page one of Google in exchange for a lifetime supply of Big Macs.

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      Originally Posted by The Exciting Life View Post

      Go to McDonald's headquarters and tell them you'll get them ranked on page one of Google in exchange for a lifetime supply of Big Macs.

      Yuuuummmmm
      For the record, the guy who holds the wordl record for eating the most Big Macs works in my hometown. (I think he's at over 20,000 to date).

      Sorry for going off-topic...or did I?

      Hmmm...
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      • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
        Originally Posted by Michael Oksa View Post

        For the record, the guy who holds the wordl record for eating the most Big Macs works in my hometown. (I think he's at over 20,000 to date).
        Talk about a steady customer, what a boon to the McD franchise owner in that town.

        At least until the guy dies and Gloria Allred sues the begeezes out of him for causing her client's to lose a family member.
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    Originally Posted by Bewildwithme View Post

    i am a newbie also here, and need also an advise

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      You need $10,000 a month? There are many ways to get money online - you can right articles for peeple here and can do an WSO fast.

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      • Profile picture of the author Kay King
        Are we going to see one of these type threads everyday?
        Probably not - too much fun.
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        • Profile picture of the author tpw
          Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

          Are we going to see one of these type threads everyday?

          Probably not - too much fun.

          If we did this every day, it would soon lose its attraction and fun.

          But we don't have to play every day to see people like this posting every day.
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      Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post


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        You can always go to Burger King and get a yob...I hear they pay more!!!

        Watch out for this guy...he only has 3 fingers on one hand and he uses 1 of them to pick his nose...the other 2 are used to scratch his ass...
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          Originally Posted by Hambonz43 View Post

          You can always go to Burger King and get a yob...I hear they pay more!!!

          Watch out for this guy...he only has 3 fingers on one hand and he uses 1 of them to pick his nose...the other 2 are used to scratch his ass...
          I know you read that on a bathroom wall, cause I'm the one who wrote it there. LOL.
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        • Profile picture of the author cookingdiva
          Bill, Interesting sense of humor.

          I get it but unfortunately, some of the stories told here can be real sad. I know people personally who have lost jobs, lost homes and health and mental piece in some part of US. Some are really desperate and do not know where their next meal is coming from.

          Some people posting here can be spammer or trolls but I bet some are real genuine. My 5 cents.
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          • Profile picture of the author WD Mino
            Originally Posted by newnoob View Post

            Bill, Interesting sense of humor.

            I get it but unfortunately, some of the stories told here can be real sad. I know people personally who have lost jobs, lost homes and health and mental piece in some part of US. Some are really desperate and do not know where their next meal is coming from.

            Some people posting here can be spammer or trolls but I bet some are real genuine. My 5 cents.
            This is a very true statement. However in light of the past 2 days this thread is meant to serve as a wake up call and it is allowing for some laughs to come out of it as well.
            No one is taking away from the fact there are people in desperate need and some people here do try to extend a hand to others but this thread is not taking away from that it is making fun of the last few that have been posted,had phenomenal advice,only to be told to go jump in the lake.
            Please understand we are not mocking the people in need just the people who have acted this way described
            cheers
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            • Profile picture of the author cookingdiva
              Originally Posted by WD Mino View Post

              This is a very true statement. However in light of the past 2 days this thread is meant to serve as a wake up call and it is allowing for some laughs to come out of it as well.
              No one is taking away from the fact there are people in desperate need and some people here do try to extend a hand to others but this thread is not taking away from that it is making fun of the last few that have been posted,had phenomenal advice,only to be told to go jump in the lake.
              Please understand we are not mocking the people in need just the people who have acted this way described
              cheers
              -Will
              Okay Bill and Will,

              You are two of my favorite people who are helpful to newbies! As long there is no mocking going on, I will join in and wish everyone makes money regardless! :-)
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              • Profile picture of the author tpw
                Originally Posted by newnoob View Post

                Okay Bill and Will,

                You are two of my favorite people who are helpful to newbies! As long there is no mocking going on, I will join in and wish everyone makes money regardless! :-)

                I am glad you are coming around to my way of thinking, but I am mocking people -- but only those who deserve to be mocked.
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                • Profile picture of the author cookingdiva
                  Originally Posted by tpw View Post

                  I am glad you are coming around to my way of thinking, but I am mocking people -- but only those who deserve to be mocked.
                  Originally Posted by Cathy Shelver View Post

                  Bill was in no way belittling anyone with serious financial issues. This was very much tongue in cheek about some very naive posts that are littered around the forum every day.
                  Bill,
                  :-) Many time noobs can be dillusional. But one thing is there, WF has many smart people just like the friend said :-)

                  Cathy: I know Bill! I am always speaking for underdogs, I guess because I am one !
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                  • Profile picture of the author WD Mino
                    Originally Posted by newnoob View Post

                    Bill,
                    :-) Many time noobs can be dillusional. But one thing is there, WF has many smart people just like the friend said :-)

                    Cathy: I know Bill! I am always speaking for underdogs, I guess because I am one !
                    I don't consider you an underdog, You are just figuring things out and when you do things will go well.
                    Mark my words you are taking action that is far more than can be said for a lot of newbies
                    Go for it!
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                  • Profile picture of the author tpw
                    Originally Posted by Lazy View Post

                    5 star thread in the making right here. Noobs can learn a thing or two

                    Originally Posted by newnoob View Post

                    Bill,
                    :-) Many time noobs can be dillusional. But one thing is there, WF has many smart people just like the friend said :-)

                    Cathy: I know Bill! I am always speaking for underdogs, I guess because I am one !

                    Noobs really can learn a thing or two with these threads, and I can laugh hysterically when some people blow drinks out there noses.

                    Humor does not work, unless you are talking about things that everyone knows is true.

                    When people realize that we are laughing at their expense, that will cause many of them to take a step back to try to understand why...

                    And it is in those moments where the light bulb often goes on...
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                    • Profile picture of the author WD Mino
                      Originally Posted by tpw View Post

                      Noobs really can learn a thing or two with these threads, and I can laugh hysterically when some people blow drinks out there noses.

                      Humor does not work, unless you are talking about things that everyone knows is true.

                      When people realize that we are laughing at their expense, that will cause many of them to take a step back to try to understand why...

                      And it is in those moments where the light bulb often goes on...
                      Hopefully also it can help stop the amount of pure garbage that gets spewed.
                      If each one can only reach one:p
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          • Profile picture of the author Alfred Shelver
            Bill was in no way belittling anyone with serious financial issues. This was very much tongue in cheek about some very naive posts that are littered around the forum every day.

            Originally Posted by newnoob View Post

            Bill, Interesting sense of humor.

            I get it but unfortunately, some of the stories told here can be real sad. I know people personally who have lost jobs, lost homes and health and mental piece in some part of US. Some are really desperate and do not know where their next meal is coming from.

            Some people posting here can be spammer or trolls but I bet some are real genuine. My 5 cents.
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          • Profile picture of the author tpw
            Originally Posted by newnoob View Post

            Bill, Interesting sense of humor.

            I get it but unfortunately, some of the stories told here can be real sad. I know people personally who have lost jobs, lost homes and health and mental piece in some part of US. Some are really desperate and do not know where their next meal is coming from.

            Some people posting here can be spammer or trolls but I bet some are real genuine. My 5 cents.

            Those who seek genuine help will find it in the Warrior Forum.

            Those who expect something for nothing will be made fun of.
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            • Profile picture of the author Sam England
              Originally Posted by tpw View Post

              Those who seek genuine help will find it in the Warrior Forum.

              Those who expect something for nothing will be made fun of.
              Good Point Dude...

              I does take hard work and dedication to succeed with anything in life...

              People can find real help here on the forums..but there are some people who just don't get it...
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        • Profile picture of the author Coast2Coast
          Originally Posted by Hambonz43 View Post

          Watch out for this guy...he only has 3 fingers on one hand and he uses 1 of them to pick his nose...the other 2 are used to scratch his ass...

          And vice versa.
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          • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
            I tell you, working in a Mcdonalds sucks. I hate that job. It lost it's fun a long time ago. You know, you can only take a leak in the pickle bucket so many times, before it gets old.
            Well,

            Having just about recovered from my laughter induced cardiac arrest I can finally understand why I never liked pickle.

            Quite possibly the funniest thread I've read here.
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        Mcdonalds? Y U want $10,00 when U can has cheezburger!!
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    • Profile picture of the author mikemcmillan
      Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

      Bill, I've got hot chocolate coming out my nose I'm laughing so hard. Did you show that to Allen? Second thought: Don't! I don't want it showing up on all of my posts .
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      Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

      Okay, Bill. I'm swiping that. It will go along side the "There will be a $5 charge for whining" graphic.

      Thankee, suh!


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    Are we going to see one of these type threads everyday?
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    • Profile picture of the author tpw
      Originally Posted by Mike Hlatky View Post

      Are we going to see one of these type threads everyday?

      We already see posts like this everyday... Nothing has changed...
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  • Honestly, I think that if you write lots of articles non-stop (I mean non-stop) you might make a thousand or two. Or you can do some high ticket affiliate marketing. However, you need to do something pretty amazing (start a major affiliate program/create your own mega product) if you are wanting close to 10,000 a month within the next few weeks. But, I'm not going to say it can't happen, because some people actually do it. Good luck.
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    Ok you want to make 10 grand in 12 hrs?
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  • Profile picture of the author Adam Roy
    I have problem with your products. I know this is great product, but this will not make me money i need for this month, and I know its not a lot but I cannot make money fast with this products so I must request a refund.

    Please advise.
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    Poor Joshua must be in tears by now...
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Originally Posted by tpw View Post


    My friend told me you all are the smartest and richest people online, so I knew my buddy was right when he told me to come here for help. I just need one of you to show me the way. How can I start my business online, so that I can start making money fast?
    Your friend is very wise, and you have came to the right place. I will show you how to make 10k a month. In fact, I've put the instruction online for you.

    This is just for Bill, so don't nobody else go peeking.

    Here you go, Bill:
    How to Earn $10k a Month, Even If You Used to Work as a Burger Flipper
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  • Profile picture of the author Lazy
    Bill you promised me eleventy billion dollars. Where the eff is my money?! You said all I had to do was stick my head up my ass. Well it's up there. Now what?
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    • Profile picture of the author WD Mino
      Originally Posted by Lazy View Post

      Bill you promised me eleventy billion dollars. Where the eff is my money?! You said all I had to do was stick my head up my ass. Well it's up there. Now what?
      Hey no insider trading
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      • Profile picture of the author Alfred Shelver
        That was genuinely funny

        Originally Posted by WD Mino View Post

        Hey no insider trading
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by WD Mino View Post

        Hey no insider trading
        I'm glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee when I read that ... I'd have surely spit it out all over my monitor in a burst of laughter.
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  • Profile picture of the author TomVa
    haha you got me, I was reading this post feeling sorry for you, was like damn I would hate having to go to work outside my house. I haven't had a offline job since 2000 and I'm raising two kids. Then after I read all the way through I was like what a dumb ass, he has been here since 2004 and still working for McD?? Then the light shined through and I got a laugh.

    Great post, I don't think you are belittling anyone either!
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  • Profile picture of the author Lazy
    Will, you're the man.

    5 star thread in the making right here. Noobs can learn a thing or two
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    • Profile picture of the author Lazy
      Originally Posted by King Shiloh View Post

      You're right. Let's vote for the thread.

      BTW, it's BILL.Don't metamorphose him to Will D...

      Actually, I was thanking WILL. not BILL. sorry bill.
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    HAHAHAHAA I love it
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  • Profile picture of the author CMCarlin
    Originally Posted by tpw View Post

    [B]I tell you, working in a Mcdonalds sucks. I hate that job. It lost it's fun a long time ago. You know, you can only take a leak in the pickle bucket so many times, before it gets old.

    I almost spit my drink all over my monitor from that one.
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  • Profile picture of the author Syamsul Alam
    After read some replies here....

    So this is just JOKE???

    OMG... I can't believe I get fooled...
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    • Profile picture of the author tpw
      Originally Posted by alampintar View Post

      After read some replies here....

      So this is just JOKE???

      OMG... I can't believe I get fooled...

      Unless you figure out how to recognize me, You will get fooled again!!
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  • Profile picture of the author Andyhenry
    Originally Posted by tpw View Post

    I was asking for help online so I can make $10,000 per month online starting next month.
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    nothing to see here.

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  • Profile picture of the author Bozigian
    Im sorry but i do not think that you will be making this much money 'right now' but possibly soon.

    I think the best thing to do is to right an ebook, write about something that you know about really well and so that it affects people in a positive way. And then when you finish writing your ebook, put it on clickbank and let the money roll in


    But based on reading the replies this seems like it is just a joke and I must have gotten fooled. Oh silly me
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  • Profile picture of the author Jacqueline Smith
    I don't know what is funniest about this thread....the actual OP, the new graphics, the visuals of everyone spitting their hot chocolate or those that are taking it too seriously!

    And....I don't care...this was a riot!

    I'm off to make a hot chocolate and find more of Bill's threads!
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    I just need one of you to show me the way. How can I start my business online, so that I can start making money fast?
    Certainly. Would you like fries with that?
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  • Profile picture of the author Coast2Coast
    Originally Posted by tpw View Post

    Hello Warriors of WarriorsForums.com!!!

    I was asking for help online so I can make $10,000 per month online starting next month.

    My friend told me that the Warriors are the richest people online, so I am hear to get your assistances.

    See the thing is that the McDonalds I worked in burned to the ground like 4 months ago.

    I have been surviving on Unemployment wages, while my bosses have been working to rebuild the restaurant.

    The problem is that I gotted a phone call from the boss today... And now I am needing solution fast!!!

    Eckcetera...

    Having skimmed quite a few threads the past few weeks on this forum, I'm calling a Duplicate Content Penalty alert.
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  • Profile picture of the author Lazy
    I am so sad that this got sent over to the pit of dispair, aka the off topic forum.
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    • Profile picture of the author tpw
      Originally Posted by Lazy View Post

      I am so sad that this got sent over to the pit of dispair, aka the off topic forum.

      Disappointing yes, but there is a whole new audience here that never really goes to the main forum much.

      Not only that, the fun is only shoved under the rug until the next time...

      Every 2-3 weeks, I conceive of another party thread like this one and Matt Cutts.

      Just when you will get used to me posting thought-provoking threads, something live this will be dropped into the mix. And the cycle will begin again.
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  • Profile picture of the author tpw
    Originally Posted by King Shiloh View Post

    Off Topic Forum is far better than the trash can or recycle bin.

    I would much rather say it is in the OT, rather than to say it got nuked.
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    • Profile picture of the author Steven Wagenheim
      Hmmm...um...well...ah...

      Oh hell, I got nuthin.
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      • Profile picture of the author tpw
        Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim View Post

        Hmmm...um...well...ah...

        Oh hell, I got nuthin.

        How often does that happen to you...

        I am betting not very often...
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        • Profile picture of the author Steven Wagenheim
          Originally Posted by tpw View Post

          How often does that happen to you...

          I am betting not very often...
          No, not often at all. I've just so enjoyed the humor and some of the folks
          who obviously didn't get it.

          There are some real head shakers in this thread.

          In 1847, John Payne Collier, in his Roxburghe Ballads, wrote...

          "Many a true word hath been spoken in jest."

          You totally hit the nail squarely on the head with this one.
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          • Profile picture of the author JohnMcCabe
            Bill, keep your chin up and think positive. Spend the time you have left visualizing $10,000 appearing in your bank account every month, and the Universe will make the deposit...

            And if that doesn't work fast enough, try this:

            1) Drive over to the closest McD that is open.
            2) Order 1 cup of black coffee through the drive-through. Don't go inside.
            3) Remove the top from the cup.
            4) Pour it in your crotch.
            5) Sue McD for $20,000 per month.

            Why $20k instead of the $10k you said you needed?

            You'll need to outsource the lawsuit, and the lawyer will expect at least 50% affiliate commission...

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            • Profile picture of the author tpw
              Originally Posted by JohnMcCabe View Post

              the Universe will make the deposit...

              I hope that deposit isn't brown and foul smelling...
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            • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
              Originally Posted by JohnMcCabe View Post

              1) Drive over to the closest McD that is open.
              2) Order 1 cup of black coffee through the drive-through. Don't go inside.
              3) Remove the top from the cup.
              4) Pour it in your crotch.
              5) Sue McD for $20,000 per month.
              Oh John pleeeease put this in one of the real "I need to make $20k a month" threads or the "I've heard you can retire after a week in IM" threads.

              On second thoughts, perhaps not, someone will take it seriously and actually do it.
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            • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
              Originally Posted by JohnMcCabe View Post

              And if that doesn't work fast enough, try this:

              1) Drive over to the closest McD that is open.
              2) Order 1 cup of black coffee through the drive-through. Don't go inside.
              3) Remove the top from the cup.
              4) Pour it in your crotch.
              5) Sue McD for $20,000 per month.
              That's a great way to get rid of those pesky crotch crickets, but it's a hard way to find out that tactic doesn't work anymore...

              Maybe use a milkshake instead and find out if there's a payout for 'frozen assets'.

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              • Profile picture of the author Ken Leatherman
                Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

                That's a great way to get rid of those pesky crotch crickets, but it's a hard way to find out that tactic doesn't work anymore...

                Maybe use a milkshake instead and find out if there's a payout for 'frozen assets'.

                Crotch Crickets, I can't stop laughing long enough to kill them.
                Now I know where all that noise is coming from and I can't hear
                the orders on the drive through speakers.

                Yes and my assets have been frozen so long I will sue, now that I
                know why it happened.

                Bill and Bill thanks so much for this laugh.

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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Bill, I was so moved after reading your unique need for help that I am willing to totally abandon my business for months in order to make time to help you.

    You have an obviously keen sense of the language.....so, I am willing to have you write a hundred articles for me. I will gladly give you $25 for them. While I know this isn't going to solve your problem, if only 400 other fine Warriors will match my offer we can have you working and supporting yourself at home in no time.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Bill, I was so moved after reading your unique need for help that I am willing to totally abandon my business for months in order to make time to help you.

      You have an obviously keen sense of the language.....so, I am willing to have you write a hundred articles for me. I will gladly give you $25 for them. While I know this isn't going to solve your problem, if only 400 other fine Warriors will match my offer we can have you working and supporting yourself at home in no time.
      Forget that offer, Bill. --^

      I'll pay you $2 per article! Everyone knows even numbers are easier to add, so you'll spend much less time balancing your bank account and doing your taxes. The time savings alone could make you rich, after all, everyone knows time is money.
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        Forget that offer, Bill. --^

        I'll pay you $2 per article! Everyone knows even numbers are easier to add, so you'll spend much less time balancing your bank account and doing your taxes. The time savings alone could make you rich, after all, everyone knows time is money.
        Okay Mr. Big Spender guru type. See what you've done? Now everyone will expect 2 bucks for EACH article they write.

        So when everyone can pay their bills as simply as writing 500 articles a week, who's gonna buy all those "how to make money" products?
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        • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
          Originally Posted by Michael Oksa View Post

          For the record, the guy who holds the wordl record for eating the most Big Macs works in my hometown. (I think he's at over 20,000 to date).

          Sorry for going off-topic...or did I?

          Hmmm...
          Is he as overweight as the "diet cops" would want us to believe?


          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          Okay Mr. Big Spender guru type. See what you've done? Now everyone will expect 2 bucks for EACH article they write.

          So when everyone can pay their bills as simply as writing 500 articles a week, who's gonna buy all those "how to make money" products?
          Sorry Sal, but I'm all about mathematical simplicity.
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          • Profile picture of the author WD Mino
            Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

            Is he as overweight as the "diet cops" would want us to believe?




            Sorry Sal, but I'm all about mathematical simplicity.
            Mathematical Simplicity-you pay me 10 million dollars. I will give you ten thousand. -that is mathematically simple enough to me

            Ermmm I guess that wasn't the reference but it sure would be cool of you
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  • Profile picture of the author Lazy
    Originally Posted by King Shiloh View Post

    @Bill,

    Off Topic Forum is far better than the trash can or recycle bin.

    Many great threads including mine have been sent to hell.

    @Lazy

    You should know that "pit of despair" is the wrong choice of phrase.
    I think you don't get my sense of humor Shiloh. I love the off topic forum. I'm quite active there.
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  • Profile picture of the author Raja Kamil
    Hey Bill, why you don't write an ebook "How To Flippin' Burger on Mc D and kick your boss out", so that you can make 10 grands overnight?
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