Step Up Internets Gurus: I am Entitled to Your Assistances, which I need

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Hello Warriors of WarriorsForums.com!!!

I was asking for help online so I can make $10,000 per month online starting next month.

My friend told me that the Warriors are the richest people online, so I am hear to get your assistances.

See the thing is that the McDonalds I worked in burned to the ground like 4 months ago.

I have been surviving on Unemployment wages, while my bosses have been working to rebuild the restaurant.

The problem is that I gotted a phone call from the boss today... And now I am needing solution fast!!!

I was told that I need to report for work on March 15th.

Now this is the problem.

I was happy to stay on the job, while they rebuilt the restaurant.

Now, they are telling me I need to go back to work in just about 8 weeks.

I tell you, working in a Mcdonalds sucks. I hate that job. It lost it's fun a long time ago. You know, you can only take a leak in the pickle bucket so many times, before it gets old.

I thinks some of you know what I mean. After all, you have probably been married a long time like me. The wife and I just don't have much fun together anymore.

See the thing is, my boss needs me to go back to work in the middle of March. And I don't wantto go back.

Now I know that people don't get rich overnight. I know it takes work

That is why I am going to give you time to help me.

Ifs I can get my first paycheck by the end of Feb or the middle of March, I will not have to go back to my job.

I just need the income to replace the $180 per week on my unemployment cheks. That is why I need $10,000 per month so quickly.

That is why I am here.

My friend told me you all are the smartest and richest people online, so I knew my buddy was right when he told me to come here for help.

I know you will want some compensation for helping me. And I want to be fair to you. I am willing to give you 10% of what you help me make online.

I just need one of you to show me the way. How can I start my business online, so that I can start making money fast?
#off topic forum #assistances #entitled #gurus #internets #make money #mcdonalds #step
  • Do you have a PayPal account?
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    • Yes. I has paypal account.
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  • Banned
    If I see one more "one-liner" post, I'm going to cry.
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  • Go to McDonald's headquarters and tell them you'll get them ranked on page one of Google in exchange for a lifetime supply of Big Macs.

    Yuuuummmmm
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    • For the record, the guy who holds the wordl record for eating the most Big Macs works in my hometown. (I think he's at over 20,000 to date).

      Sorry for going off-topic...or did I?

      Hmmm...
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    • You need $10,000 a month? There are many ways to get money online - you can right articles for peeple here and can do an WSO fast.

      I am hear to say - you can suceed in this. My friend's cousin's great uncle did lot of money online and he had not work much to get the money.

      Do not listen to naysayers who do not believe your dreams. You can success in IM thru affiliate site or use adsense.

      never, ever give up
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    • MUST HAVE THIS!
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    • Bill, I've got hot chocolate coming out my nose I'm laughing so hard. Did you show that to Allen? Second thought: Don't! I don't want it showing up on all of my posts .
    • Okay, Bill. I'm swiping that. It will go along side the "There will be a $5 charge for whining" graphic.

      Thankee, suh!


      Paul
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  • Are we going to see one of these type threads everyday?
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    • We already see posts like this everyday... Nothing has changed...
  • Honestly, I think that if you write lots of articles non-stop (I mean non-stop) you might make a thousand or two. Or you can do some high ticket affiliate marketing. However, you need to do something pretty amazing (start a major affiliate program/create your own mega product) if you are wanting close to 10,000 a month within the next few weeks. But, I'm not going to say it can't happen, because some people actually do it. Good luck.
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    • Seriously Dude...keep an eye out for a check...your first months check is in the mail...I personally signed it myself...
  • Ok you want to make 10 grand in 12 hrs?
    Ok send me 4997 and I will send you my secret key to money making success all you need to do is set it up click a few buttons and watch the cash roll in. Oh and don;t forget to sign up for my exclusive coaching club I limit it to 50 million so get in quick
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  • Has anyone ever told you...


    you have...


    waaaaayyyyyyy.......


    to much.....


    time on your hands!



    (Now get back to flippin' burgers.

    ~
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  • I have problem with your products. I know this is great product, but this will not make me money i need for this month, and I know its not a lot but I cannot make money fast with this products so I must request a refund.

    Please advise.
  • Poor Joshua must be in tears by now...
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  • Your friend is very wise, and you have came to the right place. I will show you how to make 10k a month. In fact, I've put the instruction online for you.

    This is just for Bill, so don't nobody else go peeking.

    Here you go, Bill:
    How to Earn $10k a Month, Even If You Used to Work as a Burger Flipper
  • Bill you promised me eleventy billion dollars. Where the eff is my money?! You said all I had to do was stick my head up my ass. Well it's up there. Now what?
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    • Hey no insider trading
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  • haha you got me, I was reading this post feeling sorry for you, was like damn I would hate having to go to work outside my house. I haven't had a offline job since 2000 and I'm raising two kids. Then after I read all the way through I was like what a dumb ass, he has been here since 2004 and still working for McD?? Then the light shined through and I got a laugh.

    Great post, I don't think you are belittling anyone either!
  • Will, you're the man.

    5 star thread in the making right here. Noobs can learn a thing or two
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    • Actually, I was thanking WILL. not BILL. sorry bill.
  • HAHAHAHAA I love it

  • I almost spit my drink all over my monitor from that one.
  • After read some replies here....

    So this is just JOKE???

    OMG... I can't believe I get fooled...
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    • Unless you figure out how to recognize me, You will get fooled again!!
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  • Im sorry but i do not think that you will be making this much money 'right now' but possibly soon.

    I think the best thing to do is to right an ebook, write about something that you know about really well and so that it affects people in a positive way. And then when you finish writing your ebook, put it on clickbank and let the money roll in


    But based on reading the replies this seems like it is just a joke and I must have gotten fooled. Oh silly me
  • i got advise, by my servises, i get u top googull no time
  • I don't know what is funniest about this thread....the actual OP, the new graphics, the visuals of everyone spitting their hot chocolate or those that are taking it too seriously!

    And....I don't care...this was a riot!

    I'm off to make a hot chocolate and find more of Bill's threads!
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  • Certainly. Would you like fries with that?

  • Having skimmed quite a few threads the past few weeks on this forum, I'm calling a alert.
  • I am so sad that this got sent over to the pit of dispair, aka the off topic forum.
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    • Disappointing yes, but there is a whole new audience here that never really goes to the main forum much.

      Not only that, the fun is only shoved under the rug until the next time...

      Every 2-3 weeks, I conceive of another party thread like this one and Matt Cutts.

      Just when you will get used to me posting thought-provoking threads, something live this will be dropped into the mix. And the cycle will begin again.
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  • I would much rather say it is in the OT, rather than to say it got nuked.
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  • Bill, I was so moved after reading your unique need for help that I am willing to totally abandon my business for months in order to make time to help you.

    You have an obviously keen sense of the language.....so, I am willing to have you write a hundred articles for me. I will gladly give you $25 for them. While I know this isn't going to solve your problem, if only 400 other fine Warriors will match my offer we can have you working and supporting yourself at home in no time.
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    • Forget that offer, Bill. --^

      I'll pay you $2 per article! Everyone knows even numbers are easier to add, so you'll spend much less time balancing your bank account and doing your taxes. The time savings alone could make you rich, after all, everyone knows time is money.
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  • I think you don't get my sense of humor Shiloh. I love the off topic forum. I'm quite active there.
  • Hey Bill, why you don't write an ebook "How To Flippin' Burger on Mc D and kick your boss out", so that you can make 10 grands overnight?

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