How do you know you've had far too much?



"Travis: Landon, what's your favorite animal?
Landon: uhh.. *holding guitar backward playing strings* *looks up*
Landon: Zebra! *Pause* But I wouldn't eat it!"


Needless to say I'm done for a while and for sure not drinking everclear. Or what I was calling "everyclear".



Anyone have any "I'm never drinking again" kind of stories?