No ifs or ands, lots of butts
Who else wants to call someone an @$$hole without your message getting caught up in the naughty words filter?
Dear friend,
Do you wish you could really let someone know what an @$$ they are, but your email or forum post triggers off the cuss word filter? Do you want to express yourself freely without the risk of getting banned?
I've been there and know what it's like.
I tried all the so-called solutions from all the "gurus", but my posts and emails just never got through to their intended targets, leaving them free to carry on being @$$holes.
Then the solution came to me in an alcohol induced vision.
I could tell people what I really thought of them by using emoticons.
So, I commissioned my graphic design team to come up with a set of emoticons that would perform this vital task, and still get through the filters.
After a lot of trial and error, and many $1000's of dollars in R&D, they came up with follwing collection of @$$ emoticons,
And as my way of saying thanks to the Warrior Forum, I am making them available to you!!!
Now your probably thinking to yourself, "Self, this is just what I need, but I couldn't possible afford to pay anywhere close to what these graphic wonders are worth".
Fear not, for today only, I am going to let you have this valuable collection for a ridiculously low price.
All my friends said I should be charging $1997 for this collection.
However I ignored their howls of derisive laughter, and am making this collection available for - nothing.
That's right, nothing.
Not a sausage.
Bugger all.
And you don't even have to give me your email address in return.
So here it is, the definitive collection of @$$ emoticons:
(_!_) a regular ass
(___!___) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb ass.
Enjoy (and use wisely).
This has been another community service post proudly brough to you by whateverpedia.
Dear friend,
Do you wish you could really let someone know what an @$$ they are, but your email or forum post triggers off the cuss word filter? Do you want to express yourself freely without the risk of getting banned?
I've been there and know what it's like.
I tried all the so-called solutions from all the "gurus", but my posts and emails just never got through to their intended targets, leaving them free to carry on being @$$holes.
Then the solution came to me in an alcohol induced vision.
I could tell people what I really thought of them by using emoticons.
What's an emoticon?
You might be familiar with some of them already such as :-), which reperesents a state of contentment, or :-( to express sorrow or regret.So, I commissioned my graphic design team to come up with a set of emoticons that would perform this vital task, and still get through the filters.
After a lot of trial and error, and many $1000's of dollars in R&D, they came up with follwing collection of @$$ emoticons,
And as my way of saying thanks to the Warrior Forum, I am making them available to you!!!
Now your probably thinking to yourself, "Self, this is just what I need, but I couldn't possible afford to pay anywhere close to what these graphic wonders are worth".
Fear not, for today only, I am going to let you have this valuable collection for a ridiculously low price.
All my friends said I should be charging $1997 for this collection.
However I ignored their howls of derisive laughter, and am making this collection available for - nothing.
That's right, nothing.
Not a sausage.
Bugger all.
And you don't even have to give me your email address in return.
So here it is, the definitive collection of @$$ emoticons:
(_!_) a regular ass
(___!___) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb ass.
Enjoy (and use wisely).
This has been another community service post proudly brough to you by whateverpedia.
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Kay King -
Thanks
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82ana -
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