10 Things You Should Not Do When You Are With Your Girlfriend

by tpw

Posted: 13 years ago 32 replies

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10 Things You Should Not Do
When You Are With Your Girlfriend

Don't Take Her To McDonald's For Your First Date
Don't Ask If She Has Ever Advertised On Craigslist
Don't Text Chat With Your Buds While On Your Date
Don't Flirt With The Waitress, Unless Your Date Is In The Restroom
Don't Talk About Your Website
Don't Tell Your Friends On FaceBook About Your Date Plans
Don't Deliver Virtual Flowers To Her Farmville Farm and not bring any on your date
Don't Tweet Your Every Move
Don't Agree To A Date, Then Bring Her To The Warrior Forum
Don't Introduce Her To Your Current Wife

Caleb Spilchen 13 years ago

Don't Agree To A Date, Then Bring Her To The Warrior Forum

What makes me think I'd do that....

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Bill, are these all the things that you used to do? .....

And it worked, cause your married

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tpw 13 years ago

I never worry about anything when I am with my girlfriend, except when those do-gooders I know see me and start asking me about my wife and kids when I am on that date.
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Dan C. Rinnert 13 years ago
Originally Posted by tpw

Don't Take Her To McDonald's For Your First Date
Sure you do. Then, if she agrees to a second date, you know she's interested in you and not your money.
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- DireStraits 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by tpw
  
  Don't Take Her To McDonald's For Your First Date
  
  Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert
  
  Sure you do. Then, if she agrees to a second date, you know she's interested in you and not your money.
  
  Either that, or having contracted BSE from infected meat she's now wholly oblivious to your tight-fisted ways.
  
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thunderbird 13 years ago

That list is for an era after my dating years. That said, here's a list for married guys.

1. When a woman looks you upon and down, pretend you didn't see it, 'cause guaranteed your wife did.
2. You're wrong, even when you're right. Just say it nicely bv, and wait for the storm to pass.
3.
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- Roaddog 13 years ago
  
  A philosophical question
  
  If I am out in the forest
  
  and I say something
  
  and the wife isn't there
  
  am I still wrong?
  
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  whateverpedia 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Roaddog
  
  A philosophical question
  
  If I am out in the forest
  
  and I say something
  
  and the wife isn't there
  
  am I still wrong?
  
  Yes, as soon as she finds out about it - and she will.
  
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  birdman87 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Roaddog
  
  A philosophical question
  
  If I am out in the forest
  
  and I say something
  
  and the wife isn't there
  
  am I still wrong?
  
  HAHAHA i like this
  
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  sylviad 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Roaddog
  
  A philosophical question
  
  If I am out in the forest
  
  and I say something
  
  and the wife isn't there
  
  am I still wrong?
  
  Once again I ask, "Where the heck is the elusive "Now That's Funny" button?" We really need one in here.
  
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  AnitaCross 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Roaddog
  
  A philosophical question
  
  If I am out in the forest
  
  and I say something
  
  and the wife isn't there
  
  am I still wrong?
  
  Well... Duh!
  
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whateverpedia 13 years ago

Originally Posted by tpw

Don't Ask If She Has Ever Advertised On Craigslist

Unless you met her via her ad on Craigslist of course.
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Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?
So that blind people can hate them as well.
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bradlean 13 years ago

What the...

Lol!
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MikeAmbrosio 13 years ago

The six words that will get you out of MOST trouble with your wife (unless she catches you with your girlfriend):

- You're Right.
- I'm Wrong.
- I'm Sorry.
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pethanks 13 years ago

The tips are funny but it is very helpful especially this coming Valentines.
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82ana 13 years ago

"Thread of the day", goes to...

Originally Posted by tpw

Don't Text Chat With Your Buds While On Your Date

That is annoying, and not only on a date.
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Kirahster 13 years ago

No joke but a guy actually tried to take me to McDonalds on the first date (and we were not teenagers). Needless to say there was no second date!
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tj 13 years ago

Buy a $ 50.00 engagement ring and from the rest of the money a play station ( as seen on Judge Judy )

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Alex Barboza 13 years ago

Originally Posted by tpw

Don't Flirt With The Waitress, Unless Your Date Is In The Restroom

If only someone had given me this advice before
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HeySal 13 years ago

Don't Deliver Virtual Flowers To Her Farmville Farm and not bring any on your date

Proverbial can of worms.

I actually had a guy show up at my door (uninvited) and bring me a bouquet of plastic roses.
I told him "you shouldn't have." And I meant it.
I don't think he "got" it even as he was getting back in his car with the bouquet. Dumb sh** never even got the first date after that one.
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Giftys 13 years ago

Don't pass gas. But if you do, blame it on her.
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TheBacklinkProdigy 13 years ago

lol but my girlfriend & I love McDonalds!
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fastm0ney 13 years ago

hahaha farmville flowers. that one cracked me up
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rohnsmith 13 years ago

Interesting facts. The last one, please married one stay away yaar. This is now our turn.
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- thunderbird 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by rohnsmith
  
  Interesting facts. The last one, please married one stay away yaar. This is now our turn.
  
  Sorry about that. Didn't mean to send the thread in another direction.
  
  (The dating mistakes I made in the past were so silly and obviously inadvisable that I really don't think that anyone with a functioning brain would benefit from hearing about them.)
  
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Mark Singletary 13 years ago

Don't call her by your ex's name.
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oliviasmith 13 years ago

Bill some girls do love McDonald's
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paulie888 13 years ago

#1 and #3 are big ones. You should NEVER go out on a date and eat at Mickey D's, and texting while eating/dating is sure to invoke the wrath of your date...lol!
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vishalduggal 13 years ago

I have no Girlfriend, So none of these advice gonna work for me
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- MerlynSanchez 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by medi50cus
  
  I'm intrigued with # 1 ( Don't Take Her To McDonald's For Your First Date )
  why is that so?
  
  because it's cheap and unromantic for starters
  
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sarahberra 13 years ago

Good tips. You sound like a good partner.
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13 years ago

Don't Text Chat With Your Buds While On Your Date
Don't Tell Your Friends On FaceBook About Your Date Plans
Don't Tweet Your Every Move

Have to agree with these 3.. But my GF always do the first one. how to stop it?

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tpw

13 years ago

Originally Posted by ConsumerBoard

Don't Text Chat With Your Buds While On Your Date
Don't Tell Your Friends On FaceBook About Your Date Plans
Don't Tweet Your Every Move

Have to agree with these 3.. But my GF always do the first one. how to stop it?

Be more interesting...

If she is chatting with her friends while spending time with you, it is because they are more interesting than you...

Harsh I know, but you asked...

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