I am such a lucky bastard....

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This is to inform you that there is a parcel containing a Bank draft of 2.500,000.00 USD in your name.My name is Daniel Numan, Delivery manager FedEx Office in Sector-8,Factory Road Aba,Lagos Nigeria,zip code 110075.I have been waiting for you
On the way to Nigeria right now...
#bastard #lucky
  • Profile picture of the author Mike Hlatky
    So, what?

    I got 10 mill waiting for me :p
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  • Profile picture of the author wanna-succeed
    You're wlecome to stay with my family too. My uncle was a big shot minister in the government, who knew...He left me all his money, all I have to do is go there, give them my personal information, a kidey or two and part of my liver.
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    No sig, good day m8...

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    I'm about to help American soldiers who discovered $600,000,000.00 of Saddam Hussein's money in a cave... Their giving me 20% - Just need to email them back now to find out my next step!!!!!!!!!!
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    Haha..love the sector 8 reference.
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    Rev. Tommy Johnson offered me 7.5mill today, I just sent my details as he seems such a nice chap!
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  • Profile picture of the author PabloVTB
    Guys.. you are a bunch of loosers... look the amount of money I've won. Im Pablo Gorostieta in there, of course..

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  • Profile picture of the author CurtisN
    I never get any money...just drugs.

    Then again, I could buy a boatload and just resell for profit...

    I've got a great idea for a WSO now! Thinking of naming it "Illegal Drugs Arbitrage".
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    • Profile picture of the author kvnkane
      Originally Posted by CurtisN View Post

      I never get any money...just drugs.

      Then again, I could buy a boatload and just resell for profit...

      I've got a great idea for a WSO now! Thinking of naming it "Illegal Drugs Arbitrage".
      haha great stuff made me laugh
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  • Profile picture of the author offlinemarketer
    Banned
    Tell them you're a billionaire and you don't need it but thank them anyway.
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  • Profile picture of the author scrofford
    I got a message just this morning on Facebook and they have $14 million waiting for me! Can't wait! What on earth will I do with all that money?!
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  • Profile picture of the author Sparhawke
    I thought FedEx was a reputable company that go to get you your parcels on time...what the F**K is your parcel doing in Nigeria??!
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  • Profile picture of the author wardo74
    Oak Harbor is a state? Togo is a country? I got TO GO to Togo!
    That is the magical land these days!
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by wardo74 View Post

      Togo is a country?
      Yep.

      Togo - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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  • Profile picture of the author x3xsolxdierx3x
    Originally Posted by GeorgR. View Post

    On the way to Nigeria right now...
    Suddenly, I don't feel quite as 'special' now that I know someone got the same email as me lol
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  • Profile picture of the author dezchamps
    I just have to go down to Western Union and pick up my $5100 every day until I have my 15 million.
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  • Profile picture of the author JeffH
    If you ever want to have a good laugh at the scammers, go here: 419 Eater - The largest scambaiting community on the planet!

    Jeff
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  • Profile picture of the author Dash Evra
    You guys got nothing on me! This 18 years old hot nigeria girl need my help to come to USA with her family's billion dollars wealth. She already wants to marry me on the first e-mail. All I got to do now is reply and send a few thousand dollars to get the best of both world.
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  • Profile picture of the author Trent Brownrigg
    Oh yeah well there's numerous princes, princesses, kings, queens, other royalty, and government officials from all over the world that are begging to send me money. I'm even a lottery winner in several countries. Not to mention a certain part of my body will be outrageously huge any day now. And all of my websites will be ranked #1 on every search engine for every keyword possible. All I have to do is send my address, bank account number, and SSN! I think I will do that tomorrow.
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  • Profile picture of the author VOnline
    Lucky.. I want 10 million..
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  • Profile picture of the author rohnsmith
    Honesty still alive in the world in terms of the persons like you. Congratulation to you for the bravery you have shown.
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  • Profile picture of the author Fernando Veloso
    Originally Posted by GeorgR. View Post

    On the way to Nigeria right now...
    LMAO, don't forget to drop by Lisbon so I can join you...

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  • Profile picture of the author Jun Balona
    And to think somebody emailed me that I have a long lost relative living in a property so massive that the roof alone cost around $25 million!

    (Later I found out that it was just a one tooth beggar living under the bridge..)
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