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'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t.'
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  • LOL that is great and very true.
  • Very true! I like that.
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    • Give her lip ... and yes she WILL make it fat!

      But give her your bank account tho
      and tell me she`ll make it bigger

      IF there is a woman that does that



      (NO .. not BIGGER debt .. lol)

      Christopher J.
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  • Is that YOUR quote Ron?

    I want to pass this along to a few folks that like a chuckle in the mornings.
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    • No, it is not originally by me, just one of those things that float around from time to time.

      But thank you for thinking I might be smart enough to come up with that.
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  • I need a man who thinks like that....and YES, I would take the bank account and make it bigger.

    dorothy
  • Here's a quote:

    "You laugh cause i'm different... i laugh cause you're all the same!"
  • The more I deal with women, the better I like cats.

    Tom
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  • I love woman, owe my live to, have been taught, saved, loved by women, and father of 3. My 12 yr old cat love my wife more than he loves me.
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    Quote of the Day

    'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t.'