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From Trash to Cash – How I went from living in the garbage and diving in dumpsters to living in mansions and diving in the most beautiful bodies of water in the world!

My Story
"I used to be a garbage man, until i lost my job and had to live in trash cans ... I went from waste management, to waste dependency - I lived in garbage cans in order to survive ... everything sucked, until a guru accidentally dropped his guru software in the trash can that I was sleeping in ... oh boy did my life change after that!!!"

"Success however didn't come over night - It was tough, especially since i did not own a laptop or a computer ...

ACTION STEP FOR SUCCESS #1 - Taking Action
* So i ran to the nearest library and tried to pop in the cd ... WHOOPS!!! All that garbage must have gotten to me because I completely forgot how crappy library computers are - all the computers only had floppy drives ... dammit ... what to do?

ACTION STEP FOR SUCCESS #2 - Persistence beats Resistance
Well, I ran to the nearest internet cafe, which was about 25 miles away - normally that would have been a quick 30 minute ride, but unfortunately for me, I didn't have a car – 2 hours and a couple of bunions later - i lucked out! A computer was unoccupied. I sat down and popped in the cd, and the next thing you know - BOOM! INSTANT PROFITS JUST LIKE THAT!

ACTION STEP FOR SUCCESS #3 - Efficiency
All i had to do was click ONE BUTTON! That's it! 1 button ...
I think it was a left mouse click, not a right mouse click though.
Anyway, that's my story!

Get more of my golden nuggets !!!

[BUY MY PRODUCT BELOW!]

"FROM RAGS TO RICHES - HOW I WENT FROM LIVING IN THE TRASH TO LIVING THE LIFE!!!"
What you get:
* 7 eBooks
* 777 Articles
* A website membership to my website: stoplivingingarbagecansandmoveintoamansion.com
* My 1-click Push Button Software that will make all your dreams come true, even your wet ones!

[Buy Now] - I have only 30 seats reserved for this since I don't want my product to become too widely used - I don't want to saturate the marketplace and have all these homeless folks like me living the highlife, ya dig?

I KNOW WHAT YOU;RE THINKING

You're probably wondering, "How much will this set me back?"

Well many of my other products have sold for over $15,000 - my one on one consultation sessions themselves go for $4,500 each, and that doesn't include my mileage expenses or food!!! ITS A NO BRAINER, MAN!



That is the smell of success that awaits you once you purchase my program!!!



BUY NOW!
How much would you expect to pay for a system such as this ...

I can tell you what YOU WILL NOT PAY

* Not $15,000, Not $10,000, nope, Not even $100,000 ... wait a sec, that's more isn't it? ...
* Not $5,000, Not $3,500, Not $1,750, Not even $875 (seriously folks, I can do this all night)
- Nope, you get ALL THIS for the ridiculously low, "You must be high on garbage," price of:

$777


THAT'S RIGHT! You don't need to clear the crud out of your eyes, you read that right

SPECIAL OFFER
I can tell YOU ARE A results oriented go-getter.
I will hook you up with a special offer – it’s kinda like an alley cat grabbing an open can of sardines that was accidentally thrown out ... which i ate the night before I became an internet millionaire! Anyway, i digress.

• If you act now, I'll hook you up with my buddy Bob's Best IM Bonanza - you see, Bob and I are friends from way back. We shared a dumpster - you could say he was my roommate - anyway, when we were dumpster diving, we had these dreams of making it rich, you know? Now that we've made, we feel like it's time to give something back – no, by giving something back I don’t mean returning the days old bagels we got from the bakery bin – I’m talking about some real deal internet marketing techniques that folks like YOU can actually use and make some real cash with!!! Wouldn't it be great to take the wife and get away from the trash heap for a week? a month? a year?
• We have made it EASY for you to take control of your life and financial situation - Bob has thrown together a high quality hodgepodge of tools and resources that'll make you happier than a homeless guy discovering discarded, half eaten pizza pies after an 8 year old's pizza party – those were the days!

ENOUGH ALREADY TELL ME WHAT'S IN THE BONUS!!!
HERES WHAT YOU GET: High Quality eBooks in PDF format written with the wisdom gained from the experiences of living on the street. You think trying to make money online is hard? Try living on the street, going from trash can to trash can like me and Bob did - or better yet Benefit from our experiences so you won’t have to relive them personally – Just Read the ebooks below!

I’d like to buy the program, but tell me 1st, what do I REALLY get?


GOOD QUESTION!!! I’m glad you asked – Here’s What You get:
* ebook 1 - "When Life gives you rotten lemons, you eat 'em or starve"
* ebook 2 - "Roaches - the other white meat"
* ebook 3 - "... it smells like cheese"
* ebook 4 - "That might be chicken ..."
* ebook 5 - "At least it tastes like chicken"

SPECIAL BONUS! From TRASH to CASH!
I will sweeten the deal even more for you - be one of the first 17 subscribers, and you will get my next product launch, "From Trash to Cash, How I overcame, gonorrhea, rubella, and homelessness with the click of one button, and that's all!" absolutely FREE!

So there you have it – You’ll get access to the 5 ebooks, 777 articles, A website membership to my personal website: stoplivingingarbagecansandmoveintoamansion.com AND my gold nugget, secret sauce, golden goose, personal ticket to success – my “1 button click success software,” WITH a very special bonus – my soon to launch insider program – From Trash to Cash – all these products and bonuses are easily valued at an arbitrarily concluded figure of $5,277 ... and you get em all FOR FREE!!!

Well, not really free – you have to pay $777 dollars, but it feels like you’re getting them for free after that speech I just gave you. Heck, hurry up before I bump the price up – I’m starting to feel cheated!

* So what do you have to lose?
* Sure beats getting a tetanus shot – which reminds me I have to go to the doctor in a minute – seems that my hacking cough from the days spent living on the street is coming back.