Dear Abby

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The Gooorooos lied to me.... said if I did this Internet Marketing thing, I could get rid of my boss.
Well, 'meet the new boss, same as the old boss'.


Guess I better keep a sense of humor about it.









An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution.
His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.


As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about,
'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on........
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.


While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news..


As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet. They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.



He whirled around and screamed,


For the love God woman, don't you ever stop?!
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  • Jim..
    that was really bad....(hisss)

    and every time I read Dear Abby....I miss Ann....just isn't the same
  • I have to agree, that WAS really bad! (funny,but bad!)
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    • I loved it.

      Thanks

      Dan
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  • Andie, the problem with kittens is they turn into cats. :p
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    • Puppies-kittens-kids

      shame they don't all stay so little & cute
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    • I concur.

      Cats kill for fun
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  • cant argue with that!
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  • I just sent that one on to my favorite attorney (wife) she will send it around the office and to all the other lawyers she knows.

    :-Don
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  • I Turn the Tables on you EvilDawg!!

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    • Outsmarted again....Damn bird....
  • Fine!
    I need a break........think I'll go get a job as an air traffic controller....need some rest
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    • A lolcat war truce.....Woof
  • Jim,
    that is JUSt about how I have felt the last 24.....ugh; none of the fun to get that way either...lol

    a
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